Does anyone have the lyrics for the sketch "New Year's Greetings"?

《New Year Greetings》Lq{!

Zhao Benshan: What are you pulling? CX7<

Gao Xiumin: Why are you so slow? }ka

Zhao Benshan: So fast, can I still fly? GT-:"8

Gao Xiumin: Don't you know how anxious you are? Our fish pond is about to expire, and the township chief's brother-in-law is anxious. He wants to take over the contract. We won't go to the township chief for such a big matter. Can you tell me? :>~,|

Zhao Benshan: It’s useless to say it now that it’s expired! %}z[{#

Gao Xiumin: Let’s fight for it in the end. ! _(i7

Zhao Benshan: You are too stingy to fight for this Chinese New Year. It’s embarrassing to just bring two bastards. SLl"9

Gao Xiumin: You have to rely on me. I won’t take either of these. U)

Zhao Benshan: What should I take? Zk&

Gao Xiumin: It’s not fashionable to give gifts now. It’s all about communicating with emotions. x~

Zhao Benshan: Zhagou? ;/Ft"

Gao Xiumin: Use language to say nice things.`D{\

Zhao Benshan: That's it, you let me play with the fish pond, let me play with language so I can have a good time. Comparison, K/_8\

Gao Xiumin: Comparison of what? 5

Zhao Benshan: You can’t find the north pole even if you go to the South Pole, and you can’t split the lower fork when you practice cerebral thrombosis. Legs, you don’t look beautiful in a cheongsam. If you ask Pan Changjiang to kiss Zheng Haixia, you can’t reach your mouth. Gao Xiumin: I said you, you, this is useless. You do the same thing. Old man, please listen to me. Don't talk about things when you enter the house. We should put a hat on his head and say a few more words of New Year greetings. As long as the mayor is happy, we can ensure that the communication is similar. W *'=C 36v]N=

Zhao Benshan: Are you entertained by people wearing high hats? fCPeTq

Gao Xiumin: What the hell, don’t talk about the mayor of another country, just the president. He is happy even if he wears a high hat, Charles de Gaulle! _qk

Zhao Benshan: Oh~g

Gao Xiumin: Knock on the door 3fg

Zhao Benshan: Oh, I’m afraid Meet the leader~~~k

Gao Xiumin: Remember, don’t talk about things before entering the room, and act based on my eyes ~#i$|

Zhao Benshan: Yes. ~You knock it~7/O

Fan Wei: Ouch, you’re back~~~~You are f;}J?W

Gao Xiumin: I am your aunt, q

Fan Wei: Old lady? g

Gao Xiumin: Ah, we were from the same village. We were raised by millet, and your beard is full of stories. I think. Don’t remember? ro1y#

Fan Wei: Which house are you from? (.ka6

Gao Xiumin: The house with three large tiles is the first one in Dongtou. My father is Gao Mantang. uI'z

Zhao Benshan: Nicknamed Gao Da Maozi! xUlZ4

Fan Wei: Oops, is this? Page Forum NQ6.

Gao Xiumin: He is my old man. s\

Zhao Benshan: Gao Da Maozi is my uncle, no, I am his father-in-law, no, His father is my father-in-law, our first wife. @gQ

Gao Xiumin: If we talk here, you have to call him uncle! JPp p>

Zhao Benshan: Old uncle~Happy New Year~%6"{sU

Gao Xiumin: On the contrary, he calls you old uncle.

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Zhao Benshan: Haha $lh4?

Gao Xiumin: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha iiE

Fan Wei: Haha 7`^O.T

Zhao Benshan: Are you letting in? }Pm[>

Fan Wei: This old man? m

Gao Xiumin: Mayor, please come in. What are you doing outside? n#N

Fan Wei: Isn’t this someone’s house? 6+H

Zhao Benshan: Sit down! hcr%x=

Fan Wei: Oh

Gao Xiumin: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha;Wq`;` [

Zhao Benshan: HahahayN ['%

Gao Xiumin: Mayor, do you remember? r_F

Fan Wei: Oops, I still didn’t remember it. HR # . I-

Zhao Benshan: Are the camel bells ringing in your ears? |||/

Gao Xiumin: Didn’t you remember this? -uYx

Fan Wei: Ah~I have remembered the lyrics~but you still haven’t remembered it. c

Gao Xiumin: No wonder you can’t remember it. You said that when you left middle school, I was in my 30s and I am 50 this year. z5W

Zhao Benshan: I am 56. O-N

Gao Xiumin: Who asked you? QmM

Zhao Benshan: If you ask me, I am 56, and I am a chicken~});l

Gao Xiumin: You said you want to talk about this person, but there is nowhere to look. In the next 20 years We haven’t met, but you said you’re the head of the township, why should you go there to reason? t&Fa_

Fan Wei: As a township leader, I still can’t handle it? \.mVW]

Zhao Benshan: What are you talking about? Township Chief Fan was born to be an official. Have you forgotten, Township Chief? Was I the village representative when you were elected as the township head that year? VntN

Fan Wei: Ah yes, yes, oo

Zhao Benshan: I remember it was raining continuously in July that year, That guy kept making noises from morning to noon, and then there was a big thunder, and Mayor Fan was born. O

Fan Wei: Didn’t you mean that I was struck by that thunder? ~

Gao Xiumin: Oh, the township chief didn’t mean that. What he meant was: with a thunderous thunder, Xiao Fan came to be the township chief and led the farmers to make revolution~Dej-

Zhao Benshan: Ah, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh. EGi&_

Fan Wei: Hehehehe~ Old uncle, what are you talking about? It’s not you, there must be something wrong, H

Gao Xiumin: No, no, we have nothing to do, it’s all trivial matters. Township Head, you said you have had too many things this year, you How many good things have you done for our entire township? You said that from popularizing scientific farming to developing grain projects, you go to the bank today and go to the Science and Technology Commission tomorrow. You have really broken your heart, worn out your mouth, and almost destroyed your body from exhaustion. >={

Zhao Benshan: I even carried water for the widow! ~The whole town knows this. kwW1s-

Fan Wei: Ah, those are all small things, oh~R

Gao Xiumin: There are also big things, big things~DPFs

Zhao Benshan: Big things have been happening every year. The return of Hong Kong, the Three Gorges flood control, the convening of the 15th National Congress, Chairman Jiang's visit to the United States, you have been busy this year~~~~~~~Isn't this his doing? ^\b China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation Forumx-N

Gao Xiumin: That's not right, he has radiated spirit~oQR China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation Forum B0s8

Zhao Benshan: Yes, when you get mad, we all go crazy~ xo)

Fan Wei: Why am I so mad? .%/2# China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation Forum~H6

Zhao Benshan: Be energetic, zT:9! China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation Forum 8}

< p>Fan Wei: Let me tell you, you don’t need to wear a high hat to me, just tell me if you have something.

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Zhao Benshan: He refused to say, u China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation Foruml

Gao Xiumin: No What's the matter? Isn't this the new year? Your old uncle and I put it together. You said that Mayor Fan has led our entire township so well in one year. We, on behalf of the basic masses, come to wish Mayor Fan a happy New Year~ d China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation Forum<[J-

Fan Wei: Thank you, thank you, thank you 5Y@ China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation Forum ww

Zhao Benshan: Happy New Year~!&EDy China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation Forum QBRJP4

Gao Xiumin: We sincerely wish the mayor to be healthy and safe every year, as blessed as the East China Sea, and as long as the Southern Mountains. . China Page Creation Forum -- China Page Creation Forum xK*CZ6

Zhao Benshan: Will always live in our hearts. r ! , if nothing happens, hey, I have to go——:'hO China Page Creation Forum-- China Page Creation Forum=+

Zhao Benshan: Which sentence was wrong? v&d China Page Creation Forum -- China Page Creation Forum ~&Q

Gao Xiumin: Don't keep talking nonsense, y&*+zG China Page Creation Forum -- China Page Creation Forum M8/O\<< /p>

Zhao Benshan: I said that there is no other meaning, T~hK{K China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation Forum [i

Gao Xiumin: You go sit there and wait, The defeat was noisy. ]M! China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation ForumyI?vY,

Zhao Benshan: Let’s talk quickly, we have to leave~P7j9 China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation ForumH

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Gao Xiumin: Township head, we have something to do~x%r China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation Forum',KO?J

Fan Wei: Look at it, I know you There must be something going on, come on, talk about it. +&w China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation Forumu~?

Gao Xiumin: What~your brother-in-law went to our house yesterday, Rgv'ag China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation Forum_ =DCJ

Fan Wei: What is he doing? `!BJa China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation Forum[]g

Gao Xiumin: He gave us an ultimatum, saying that he would not let us raise turtles, and said that if we don’t agree to this matter, we will Take our bastard out and bleed it. C China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation Forum ZI.ak

Zhao Benshan: So what~Head of the township, let me tell you, hee~I don’t know if it’s a good idea or not,^7 China Page Creation Forum - China Page Creation Forum ^9

Fan Wei: It's okay, just say it~ Gz

Zhao Benshan: Your brother-in-law has a bad influence on you, hee hee~ He's a bit too powerful~ Hee hee~ It’s hard to say, but it was a bad influence anyway. I went to my house that day, and as soon as the guy came in, he told me, “Who are you, are that old wilted old man and that old old lady at home?” Get me two bastards! The two of us were just simmering together. We drank more than a kilogram, and there was no way to listen to what we said. 4z]G China Page Forum--China Page Forum-S

Gao Xiumin: Oh, that guy is bragging, saying that he is negotiating in Russia to buy an aircraft carrier, CF}mQ] China Page Forum- - China Page Forum 6n

Zhao Benshan: Get out of the fish pond quickly so that I can come back and seize the time to train. 7 China Page Creation Forum -- China Page Creation Forum E

Fan Wei: Are you always the fish farming king Zhao Laowei? 0 China Page Creation Forum -- China Page Creation Forum 1CoAV

Zhao Benshan: It is Your Majesty.

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Fan Wei: I recognized you as soon as you came in~&p China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation Forumz\% i"Y

Zhao Benshan: Oh my god, the township head recognized me~a+PRT^ China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation Forumk

Gao Xiumin: Township Chief , either we are here to ask about this fish pond, isn’t it due? Let’s ask who will be awarded the next issue? Az) China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation Forum" @

Fan Wei: Oops~ Regarding this matter, you have to wait until the new year and the next township head will inform you~ 9 China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation Forum G|R<

Gao Xiumin: The next one? oa/l] China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation Forum 8].

Zhao Benshan: Just tell~ Come on VD+ China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation Forum`i

< p>Fan Wei: Isn’t this the People’s Congress just held? I am no longer the township head. qU? China Page Creation Forum -- China Page Creation Forum )y$

Gao Xiumin: Are you down? Fy China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation Forum_S]n/|

Fan Wei: Ah, down~hehehe~%W China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation ForumM

Zhao Benshan: Oh my god, are you down? Oh, my God, if you come down here, you should have told me earlier that you will make me and my wife tired~ This guy will be on the same level if he comes down, and I don’t have to be afraid of you~ Oh, he’s coming down. 'Rf China Page Creation Forum -- China Page Creation Forum Gp

Gao Xiumin: Can you give us some water? My throat is dry. What this guy said~I China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation Forum

Fan Wei: Okay, okay~ %

Gao Xiumin: Oh my God, This guy is so tired~d(China Page Forum--China Page Forum_

Zhao Benshan: Oh~this guy doesn't even dare to breathe, x China Page Forum--China Page ForumH

Fan Wei: Pour some water~~~n China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation Forum 5

Zhao Benshan: That’s enough, let’s share some~ No need ~J China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation Forum"5Fz*P

Fan Wei: Haha~A52 China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation ForumK)X

Zhao Benshan : Do you have cigarettes? 3f China Chuangpage Forum - China Chuangpage Forum l"p:k

Fan Wei: Ahhh~ I don’t smoke, I’m sorry~n.ufe? China Chuangpage Forum--China Page Creation Forum#Zkvh]

Zhao Benshan: Forget it. S China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation ForumJt+;w

Gao Xiumin: Oops, I'm down~9F:cw9 China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation Forumcz

Zhao Benshan : Well, why are you supporting me? Corruption? @} China Page Creation Forum -- China Page Creation Forum ^

Fan Wei: Ah~ that's the thing. *China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation Forum Llc+@<

Gao Xiumin: Stop talking~ We don’t care if you get off or not. The two of us are here today because we want to know what is going on with this fish pond in our village. To whom is the package given? ! China Page Creation Forum -- China Page Creation Forum Wce`Q

Fan Wei: Didn't I say that after the New Year, you will understand.

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Gao Xiumin: Ah, ah, ah, don’t forget to celebrate the New Year. Who doesn’t understand? Now I understand, No need to ask, it must have been paid for by your brother-in-law, you two worked together~ I mean the three fat guys, W China Page Creation Forum -- China Page Creation Forum RY

Zhao Benshan: Three Fat Men? [zxjW

Fan Wei: Ah ah ah~ My nickname is San Fatty, haha~i&o China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation Forum;kL*

Zhao Benshan: Oh~ My nickname is Gou Shengzi. OT China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation Forum^

Gao Xiumin: Three Fatty, I’m not talking about you. As a fellow villager, you are really not interesting enough~ You said you have been the head of the township for so many years? Yes, I made arrangements with my brother-in-law before I stepped down. Let the next leader tell me about the offending things. You are pretending to be a good person on the outside. I am not saying that you are a fat man. For a leading cadre like you, '0 China Page Forum-- China Page Creation Forum zKS

Zhao Benshan: Hey, hey, hey~?]tp China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation Forum_0 $

Gao Xiumin: That’s right, I’ll take you down. ~By the way~cQ China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation Forum{+JR&

Zhao Benshan: What are you doing? This is too much. Why are you like this? What you said just now is no longer right. If you say those nasty things when people come down, I don’t like it, right? Since this eldest nephew has suddenly become a fat man from the township head, we shouldn't give him a slap in the face, right? At this time, people need understanding and comfort the most, right? Who hasn’t made some mistakes in their life? If you make a mistake, correct it, and make it again after correcting it, i7Pjt China Page Creation Forum -- China Page Creation Forum *.=nF

Fan Wei: Huh? N_BC

Zhao Benshan: Isn’t it true that after committing a crime, you should correct it again, and after correcting it, you should commit another crime again? fine! This~~~old uncle will communicate with you. I haven’t eaten yet, so why don’t we have two cups? M

Gao Xiumin: Cough~ H1CKM

Fan Wei: Ouch, that’s great~ Come on, come on, go on the kang~ ? China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation ForumO

Zhao Benshan: Don’t be like him at this time when people are most empty. Iku" China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation Forumm]?-C

Gao Xiumin: Why are you so big-hearted?:As China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation ForumQa9fg^

Zhao Benshan: How can life be so smooth? mNb|,, China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation Forum c

Gao Xiumin: The way to make money is so blocked. , are you still thinking about drinking? Eo!HR China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation Forumj/

Zhao Benshan: Stay~F+T China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation ForumG

Gao Xiumin: Even if you give me Yunnan Baiyao now, it still won’t heal the trauma in our hearts~ Go home o China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation Forum*|,

Zhao Benshan: Why are you like this, qDbP China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation Forum]<*66H

Gao Xiumin: I will let you go home~v[Q*u China Page Creation Forum--China Page Creation Forum Page Forum i

Zhao Benshan: I want you to stay! I can’t control you anymore! Sit down! ...Everything belongs to the same family? I have to surround you, you are the sun? dK

Gao Xiumin: Does his brother-in-law know how to raise fish? ;&~4Z

Zhao Benshan: I'll know how to do it after I'm born, right? It's okay, Fatty. If you tell me what your brother-in-law doesn't know, ask your old uncle. If he can't do anything else, this is definitely the fish farming.

Let me tell you, why don't you come down? You just have nothing to do. You raise fish, and you are tired from being the mayor of the township for a year - you are so tired. I'm suing you for nothing, you can't do it! You raise fish! I am - fifty or sixty thousand a year! &8j

Gao Xiumin: Cough~ v

Zhao Benshan: If you cough, it’s also fifty or sixty thousand, so you don’t have to put it away~ Especially raising turtles, you can make a lot of money. I'm telling you, I'll get you two. This is all about keeping an eye on the water and mastering the feed. I prepare the feed entirely myself! After eating, you should love it for longer. x(]J

Fan Wei: Drink~ `,4

Zhao Benshan: Drinking is not good, drinking will get on it. If you give it alcohol, it won’t even eat the lees! 52c

Fan Wei: I said we were drinking! ~l6W

Zhao Benshan: Ah~ I thought you were giving the bastard a drink! `4@

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Zhao Benshan: You did that~ 45VV

Fan Wei: No, I can’t drink those~ tL<. /p>

Zhao Benshan: I'll pick it up. Come on, do it. You drink it. I'll tell him. Who are you? You don't want to drink anymore. Don't go here. It's time to raise fish~~~ Hey, you said it's useless, just don't do it! Report to - County Magistrate Fan? Why don't you go to the village head's house to report to me? It’s useless. He reported it to County Magistrate Fan... ,A

Fan Wei: It’s me, xlrd8)

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< p>Fan Wei: Hey~hey~It’s okay~It’s okay~There’s a customer here~ 2*oP

Zhao Benshan: Where are my shoes? It’s over, there’s good news in the delivery room, I’ve been promoted... It’s time ! I said I won’t let you come, so why don’t you come this time? I think you’re trying to make money by working as an escort for a cat! JSu&

Then you blame me! Yeah? QF\AE

Zhao Benshan: Who are you blaming? >

Fan Wei: Yes, 3

Zhao Benshan: Did I drink? a#JX7

Fan Wei: Yes, St.'h&

Gao Xiumin: You still eat other people’s food! 2rir

< p>Fan Wei: That’s right! WItT"?

Zhao Benshan: How can this be fixed? y7

Fan Wei: Let’s deal with it later! mT6;

Zhao Benshan: Oh my god~ (+ZPk5

Gao Xiumin: What should we do? S

Zhao Benshan: Go back~ dstp@F

Gao Xiumin: Then let’s The turtle is still in the house, and there is a basket! "

Zhao Benshan: What turtle do you want! xbrr2=

Fan Wei: (comes out with shoes) Hey, here you go— — [

Zhao Benshan: You should stew this and eat it. It tastes so good~ o

Fan Wei: Hehe, put it on so you don’t catch a cold~ Come in, old lady Let’s go to the house~ KH6-U

Gao Xiumin: We won’t cover that fish pond, azcMZq

Fan Wei: Come into the house! tc{i

Gao Xiumin: We really don’t want to cover that fish pond anymore, e

Fan Wei: Come into the house! 4;

Gao Xiumin: We really don’t want to cover it anymore. Let’s go back to the shack now. I took out the tortoise and pressed it to bleed.

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Fan Wei: Auntie, you are forcing me to do this. To tell you the truth, you will continue to contract the next phase of the fish ponds! d`

Gao Xiumin: Impossible, then I asked you in the room and you didn’t even tell me~ 5I4BxA

Fan Wei: Why didn’t I want to tell you that? You said that my brother-in-law He wants to build a fish pond. Is he that good? He can’t do anything well and can’t eat enough. I’m afraid that if I tell you, the first year before the news got out, he would drink some wine and go to this and that of our house. I annoy him! Auntie, I have been busy for a year, and I also want to have a quiet year! Aunt! S~@1M

Gao Xiumin: Then won’t he still have to make trouble with you after the New Year? f

Fan Wei: Who is going to make trouble? After the Chinese New Year, I went to work in the county. There was a new leader in the township. Who was he making trouble for? cHH6

Zhao Benshan: Yes, if he is making trouble, stop him! e

Fan Wei: Ha, that’s right! 9t

Gao Xiumin: Thank you so much, mayor, n0

Zhao Benshan: Good man. :V

Gao Xiumin: Thank you very much. Why don't you come to our house for some food? {;:Vj

Fan Wei: No, no, no, you two are relieved this time, right? Take everything~ I still have to report in.

Gao Xiumin: Hey, mayor, this is for you~you can eat it

Fan Wei: No, no, no, no, no, no~ Goodbye, old lady!

Zhao Benshan: Goodbye, old uncle!