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How to see the hidden Neptune at a glance when dating?

The May Day holiday is coming, which is a good time for Neptune to go out and expand the fish pond. ...

Someone asked: What exactly is Neptune?

First of all, Neptune should be smart. Since he is the "king", he must have the right to control the sea and have a little family background.

Let's make a bold guess: he has control over the sea, and of course he can control some small fish and shrimp! Is he a fisherman? No, to be precise, he is a fisherman with a "background" ...

There is a famous saying "Neptune": love rat makes you drunk, Neptune makes you cry and breaks your heart! So it is everyone's responsibility to stay away from Neptune! Next, I'll teach you a few tricks to easily tell if he is Neptune.

First, fall in love with you easily!

If a boy just added your contact information and you haven't talked for a few words, he will say that he likes you and let you call him husband and you "baby".

He treats himself as a boyfriend to restrain you, and you are going to take your time! But he suddenly pressed the "fast forward button" and wanted to be in one step with you. At this time, you should pay attention: his baby, dear, is a long-planned routine.

If you respond, you enter his "fish pond". If you are angry, he will "sorry" to stabilize you first. Then, continue the storm of sweet words:

"I'm sorry, I really like you. As for me, I unconsciously want to call you baby and be nice to you. If you don't like it, then I won't! "

Second, judge from the mode of getting along with you!

He never asks you to meet in the afternoon or evening. He often asks you to meet at eight or nine in the evening. After dinner, he will sit in a small bar for a while, or just ask for a midnight movie.

Finally, he invited you to his residence on the grounds that it was not safe to go back at night. You tasted it at this time, and you tasted it carefully. ...

Also, he may disappear or disappear from time to time. No matter how you send him a message or call him, he won't come back! In a few hours or the next day, I will send you a message asking for forgiveness. The reason is nothing more than:

"I suddenly worked overtime yesterday, and I was with my colleagues!"

"Yesterday I had a drink with some buddies. who is it? We know each other. Do not believe you call Lao Li ... "

Do you believe this reason?

Neptune will not travel with you easily, even if you are ready to travel, he will not, because it takes at least two days and one night to travel. What about the fish he keeps? Isn't this a revelation?

Third, judge his behavior from social clues!

Neptune's circle of friends is a quiet undercurrent, and every sentence is full of special significance!

Want to know if he is Neptune? It depends on whether he will reply in a circle of friends or under others, and whether he will intentionally or unintentionally indicate that he is in the emotional window.

You can also observe his life and work. If there are many girls around him, and the opposite sex is better than the same sex, then he is probably Neptune.

Fourth, time is especially "golden"!

Neptune's time is very precious, so his patience with a "fish" will not last long! If he suddenly becomes cold to you, or doesn't reply to your message, it is very likely that he has a new "fish" to raise.

Girls should never think that Neptune is caring and attentive to you now, just like App. He really likes you. Are you the only one?

Neptune is called Neptune because it will never land. Don't be sad. It's not that he doesn't like you. There's just a "fish" more beautiful than you.

When girls treat Neptune, in addition to polishing their eyes, they should also remember one sentence: the essence of human nature is that there are some "meanness", which is an incurable psychology!

What impressed Neptune the most and made him crazy was not the man who let him into the house to keep warm in the cold winter, but the man who kicked him out of the house and made him feel cold. ...

He is the kind of person who abuses him to death, never feels sorry for him, and has no heart for him. This is the person he cares about most. So when you meet Neptune, do you know what to do?

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