Those naughty and funny spaces talk about making up 76 sentences

1. An angel is someone who comes to you quietly when the whole world leaves you.

2, invite you to eat fish when you are free, it seems that you are quite picky!

3, the brain is a good thing, but it can be discarded when the chest is big.

4. I went to college with a sack of money and exchanged a sack of books; After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack!

When we break up, don't tell me that we are not suitable. I'm a fucking Martian, not suitable for the earth.

6. If life deceives you, don't worry, take out a beauty camera to deceive life.

7, don't give my sister discharge, your brother has a caller ID.

8. Good night means: Let me play alone for a while, and you will think that I am asleep!

9. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

10, the salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.

1 1. There used to be a hide-and-seek company, but the boss hasn't found it yet.

12, the strength of science is that you can't understand the answers after copying, and the strength of liberal arts is that you don't want to copy them after reading the answers.

13, you can't laugh at your mobile phone at home, your parents will think you are in love.

14, you don't take me seriously. Sorry, I didn't treat you like a person. I'm telling you, don't push me to this point.

15, the teacher always told us not to lie, and taught us to lie as soon as we came to check.

16, I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, Lu You got angry, and then my family wouldn't surf the Internet.

17, those nights that stayed up all night will eventually be repaid with a morning when I can't get out of bed.

18, everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.

19, another day has passed. How was your day? Did you dream?

20. The new definition of moonlight clan: I will eat whatever the dog eats at the beginning of the month, and I will eat whatever the dog eats at the end of the month.

2 1. When you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you know, there are still many days without money.

22. The real girl with a low smile is that you smile at her for a few seconds and she begins to giggle at you.

23. The weather is getting colder and colder. In order to drink more hot water, I bought a good quality thermos cup. No, I went early this morning. I burned my mouth eight times and haven't had a sip of water yet.

24. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

25. Don't mention it when you come to this world. Do it right away if you want to. Everything is quick except death.

26. In your mother's eyes, you only have two ages: "How old are you" and "How old are you", and these two ages may cross.

27. Persistence today will cause regret tomorrow.

28. Money is not everything! I think this sentence is simply nonsense. It is true that money is not everything, but there are fewer and fewer things that money can't buy.

29. What should my boyfriend do if he is angry? Most of them are fake. Have a casual meal.

When you are happy, you should think that this happiness is not eternal. When you are in pain, you should think that this pain is not eternal.

3 1, look back and smile, the earth jumps!

32. I am an actor, and my eyes are round when I see beautiful mm.

33. Waiting for the courier at home every day, the sense of abundance and bondage is really contradictory.

34. Now people want to find someone when they are full and have nothing to do, but I am awesome. I can hardly eat enough.

35. It is not that reading is useless, but that you are useless, mainly because you are useless.

Don't be as optimistic as a fart, thinking that you can be earth-shattering.

37. When God closes a door for you, he always leaves many unlocked phone numbers on the wall for you.

38. For those parents and teachers who always suspect that I have someone, I just want to say: You overestimate me.

39. Why is today the Lantern Festival on the fifteenth day of the first month? I've always wanted to say Happy Mid-Autumn Festival. I wonder why I don't sell zongzi. I wonder if there is anyone like me!

40. We talked for 3 hours and 23 minutes, and you gave me 20 "En", 36 "Oh" and 28 "Hehe".

4 1. It is wrong to get married hastily. Never divorce hastily again. Try it first, it's really not good, and it's not too late to leave.

42. An old man fainted as soon as he got on the bus. As a conductor, how can I sit back and watch? I tried my best to wake up the old man and ask him to make up the ticket.

43. The reason why you are not hacked is because you can see how miserable you are when you are lost, and then you will be full of energy in an instant.

44. It suddenly occurred to me that I learned online shopping to save money. What a painful understanding!

45, spring sleepy autumn, summer nap, hibernation, the body and soul must have one in bed.

46. I feel the most tired when I have nothing to do.

47. I smoke because it hurts my lungs and I'm not sad.

48. The most useless thing in the world is the pay slip. I get angry when I read it. My ass is too thin.

49. I am not the kind of girl who will be caught by two messages. I have to have a red envelope at worst!

50. I wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps. Do you think I can't kick him in return?

5 1, you say you are my friend, but in fact I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings.

52. Now find Prince Charming, you are out, now find Prince BMW.

53. The killer of marriage is sometimes not an affair, but time.

When my mother became a swan, you were still an egg.

A few years ago, I could kill your father with one hand. Ten years later, I can still kill you with one hand ... go to hell, dead mosquito!

56, smelly sweat, I have my taste!

57. The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

58. Li Bai was about to go by boat when he suddenly heard singing on the shore. Making a scene is the most dazzling national style.

59. You are a clever student. People don't think so because they don't know you.

60. I often skip class with a classmate, and the teacher always asks my parents. Later, my classmate's father said to him, son, I can't go to school. I go to school more days than you this semester.

6 1, just because I took one more look at you in the crowd, my eyes still hurt.

62. Life is like a pencil. It was sharp at first, and then it was gradually polished. However, when it is too smooth, it is almost time to cut again.

63. Did a dog bite you back? These are words to comfort the weak. I will not only bite back, but also blow his head off.

When you borrow money, you must borrow it from a pessimistic friend, because when you borrow his money, he never expects you to pay him back!

65. Nowadays, students are so rude that they don't even talk to me in class.

66. You might as well play games. Pet babies will be nice, too. You don't even have a progress bar.

67. My emotions can be roughly divided into four categories; Eat too much, sleep too much, think too much and spend too much.

68. Fortunately, I am ugly and have never experienced the love-hate relationship you said.

69. Don't always scold me for hating iron. Don't you know that iron can't be turned into steel?

70. Don't fall in love with someone just because there is water in your head, in case the water dries up one day.

7 1, you are hot, think of the person you like, and it will soon be cold.

72. Every time you look at me, I am attracted by your eyes. The little beauty in your eyes is simply charming!

73. Every piece of fat on your body is eaten by yourself. Say, what do you have to complain about?

74. Those who look good and like to eat are called foodies, and those who look bad and like to eat are called gits!

75. You are like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and long.

76. I often wet the bed when I was a child. When I grow up, I often cry my pillow wet.