100 sentence self-mockery selection.

1, I finally know why I feel sleepy when I study, because reading is where my dream begins.

It's really hard for you to be ugly. You run out in the morning and scare ghosts at night.

3. Is there such a person that a short message can make you smile?

4. My mother doesn't have to worry about my study any more. With a lighter, she won't light it.

5. What am I to you? You are a lot of fish, how can you be a snack, because you are really redundant.

6, some words, you inadvertently said, but I was very sad for a long time.

7. Falling in love with a song is often because of a lyric; Falling in love with a painting is often because of a feeling.

8. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV. Just press it and people will come out!

9. The first blood pressure test was actually high. The reason I gave was that I was too excited for the first time.

10, a person's one-way trip, a person's morning and evening, a person's youth.

1 1. I can't put hot buns in the kennel because I'm too greedy. Every time I buy something from the supermarket, I want to open it as soon as I pay the bill.

12, being strong is not just not giving in to the big and the big, but not changing yourself in the face of setbacks.

13, the most painful thing in the world is that I taught you love, but the person around you is no longer me.

14, I remember when I was a child, the primary school teacher scolded a student:? I kicked you out with a slap! ? We want to laugh but dare not.

15, don't always say that your weather-beaten face is beautiful or ugly.

16, does everyone have an unspeakable sadness, and then they just lower their hearts and rot into the meat?

17, you were in my heart when you were thin, and then you got fat and fell into it.

18, it doesn't take much effort to give up. What you really need is to see through things.

19, time is the best teacher, but it's a pity that he finally killed all the students.

20. Some memories are doomed to be indelible; Just like some people are destined to be irreplaceable.

2 1, my heart is as deep as a teenager hiding in the sea, and the teenager is drowned by love and drifting.

22. Every time I miss you, I have to remind myself that if you wanted to chat with me, you would have said so.

23, no response, no matter how deep the feelings have to go back.

24, feelings are like this, you hurt others. Whether intentionally or unintentionally, someone will always come to hurt you.

25. It is sometimes the hardest happiness to find that you can't change.

26, making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology, my ability is limited, but my technology is very high!

In other words, I have a female colleague named Li Rui and a male colleague named Li.

28. I can only live in this life, and the days of crying are still behind.

29, the so-called eternal love, from flower to flower, from beauty to white hair.

Smile, not because you are happy for too long, but because you forget your sadness for too long.

3 1, can someone see through my bluff and protect my vulnerability?

32. Every relationship always has a full stop. My love for you, only death is the end.

33, affectionate is the most ruthless, and great love is comparable to no love; The person who loves you the most is always yourself.

Honey, it's not that I don't miss you, it's not that I don't miss you, it's that I'm afraid my head is wet.

35. There is only one thing. We have a tacit understanding. I won't contact you unless you contact me.

36. When you are alone, you feel that two people are very happy, and when you are alone, you feel very comfortable.

Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

38. Love makes two strangers become familiar and then become strangers.

39. You are my Youlemei. I can throw you away after drinking!

40. I won't be nice to anyone, people will change their minds, so everyone understands the truth.

4 1. If a person really loves you, he will want to see your happy life, even if he is not with TA.

42. When I go to bed at noon, I set the automatic reply to? Then as a result, a classmate chatted with it all noon.

43. Once upon a time, two buddies quarreled in a chat room, and one of them scolded: I'm your father, you bastard. ?

44. Happiness in your hand seems insignificant. Once you put it down, you will immediately feel its importance and preciousness.

If you are well, it will be sunny. Look at the weather here today, you should be dead!

46. Rabbits don't eat grass near their nests. This sentence tells us that rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests.

47. The three most beautiful words in the world, aren't they? I love you? , but? You lost weight? .

48. I rummaged through the list again and again, only to find that there are very few people I can contact.

49. People are really stupid when they are full, but they are smart from the inside out when they are hungry.

I am used to smiling when others look at me, and then being expressionless when others can't see me.

5 1, you have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will be your last words.

52. Friendship is like pottery; Once it is broken, it can be repaired. Love is like a mirror, once broken, it is difficult to close it again.

53. I have walked the road you have walked and seen the sky you have seen. Can I come near you?

Just because I didn't speak doesn't mean I'm in a bad mood. Sometimes, I just want to be quiet.

55. Wukong swears: Tang Priest, you pervert, you set the color ring back tone as a spell! ?

56. Loneliness means that there is no one in your heart. Loneliness is when someone in your heart is not around.

57. My relationship with the media is very unusual. The food I ate was reported in the news.

58. That night, I listened to Sanskrit singing all night. Not to understand, just to find your breath.

59. Sadness is not because love is over, but when it is all over, love is still there.

60. Remember that this is still the last retreat. As long as I am not numb, as long as I am warm.

6 1, people always say that people can't resist time. In fact, time can't resist our impetuousness.

Starting today, smile every day. Everything in the world is a trivial matter except life and death.

63. Many times, you have to smile and act like everything is fine, and then walk away in tears.

64. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

65. My father commented on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

66. Seeing everything about you still hurts inexplicably. If you are hurt, love will cry.

67. Maybe we will: hold someone's hand and forget him one day.

68. Sometimes jokes are often the real thoughts in the subconscious.

69. Men cheat, IQ is second only to Einstein; Women catch rape, and reasoning is second only to Sherlock Holmes.

70. Is there anyone like me who insists on a result that doesn't exist?

7 1, a classmate touched another classmate's head, and the one who was beaten resisted and said: Nothing to masturbate here.

72. It's not that I don't care about you, but that your so-called care makes me unbearable.

73. Love is a handful of sand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it leaks.

74. Apologize for the good old days, because I gave you a past that you didn't cherish.

75. A girl in our dormitory fiddled with another mm's bangs: Look at this mess, as if it had been scratched by a dog's paw.

76. I want to be one of your teeth most, because in this way, at least you will feel pain without me.

77, drifting away, drifting away, forgetting, this is the disappearance of love can not be caught and can not wait.

78. Do you know the difference between you and a plate of shit? Is that you don't have a plate

79. I worked so hard and stood in the most dazzling place because I was afraid that you wouldn't find me.

80. The greatest advantage of getting old is that you don't want what you couldn't get when you were young.

8 1, in fact, the best day is nothing more than you are making trouble, he is laughing, and it will be warm all his life.

82. I am a humble person, but you said that you can only see me in your eyes.

83. Are you in a state where you can't see the future clearly and can't go back to the past?

84. I also want to listen carefully in class and think carefully after class. But the reality is to sleep in class and go crazy after class.

85. I reluctantly refused your retention, because I know that you are just used to my existence.

86. After I die, my grave should have free WiFi, so people will come to see me often.

87. If a person really wants to see you, he will look for you all over the world in various ways.

88. Later, we all proved that we were loved by making each other sad.

89. You are like my period. I get annoyed when I see you, but I can't see you panic when you think about it.

90. Whatever you do, believe in yourself and don't let others beat you down.

9 1, every reserved and calm present has a silly and naive past.

92. Even though you were online, I didn't call you. It's not that I don't care about you, but that I find that you don't need me anymore.

93. You are a cheap person, and you can only live a cheap life. You are somebody else's tool, you are shameless.

94. Mom: Don't do this and don't do that. what do you want to do? Me: I want to be Madame Curie.

95. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV. When you press it, people come out.

96. Life is like a big aunt. Isn't it true to give you some blood lessons?

97, some things don't want to happen, but have to accept. Some people cannot be lost, but they have to let go.

98. The so-called love is having someone who makes you cry one second and makes you laugh the next.

99. One day, 5 million yuan fell from the sky and knocked me out. When I woke up, someone else picked up the money!

100, is there a time, that simple time, when you were listening to the song, you accidentally thought of me?