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A super short sentence that is domineering and very mainstream in society, a must-have to be a cool male god!

Very domineering and very short sentences that are very mainstream in society, a must-have for being a cool male god!

Think about your favorite sight in autumn: the golden ginkgo leaves. It is spread all over the ground, lying on the leaves, with long hair scattered, how beautiful it is.

I know you are here, but I just don’t have the courage to go over and hug you.

In the confused youth, luckily I had you.

The flowers on the other side are blooming. If you are not on the other side, what can you do on the bridge?

Attribute monkey, zodiac sign: Sagittarius. With these two things, you will know how lively I am

In the autumn, my heart is slightly cold at night, I dream about the building and the boat, and the fragrance lingers in the courtyard. The strings of silk and bamboo are played lightly, the red clothes are long, and the green flowers are beautiful. The paper money is burned and the jade face is broken, the lotus turns with the Jing River, and the shadow disappears with the smoke. The fleeting years are full of sadness, so I take a cup of tea and cross the River of Forgetfulness.

No pain in life lasts forever. No matter how deep the pain is, the wound will always heal.

Even if we loved each other deeply in the past, we will become strangers once we are separated.

Intimacy eventually turns into a stranger, and I can only rely on you to love you

Love cannot be found, regret and joy

I use contemporary language to write about contemporary times I just hope that future generations can understand that if love is wrong, it must stop

The first and last love, the softest pain is the day and night we are together.

People come and go, love, hate, work hard and work hard, just let it go

I once loved someone well, but he didn’t cherish it. , I didn’t insist.

Take a step forward, take a step back, the sea and the sky are brighter.

If you really think that you are the center of the world, time will give you the answer, and the answer sheet you want to teach is naive. Personal signature of the cool male god

1. Why sleep for a long time while alive? You will definitely sleep forever after death.

2. The only gratifying thing is that people who didn’t get it before are now super ugly.

3. If I don’t want to show my affection, I’m afraid I’ll die quickly!

4. Waiting for the release of the large-scale disaster movie "School".

5. Don’t be like me. I’ll slap you on the head and you won’t be able to get it out.

6. There is no obstacle that cannot be overcome, just get over it and you will be fine.

7. If my friends can sell them for five yuan each, I can make a small fortune.

8. Getting to know you is as difficult as reaching heaven. I really don’t care how much time it takes.

9. No matter how expensive the dog food is, it can’t heal the Shar-Pei’s sadness.

10. We meet each other as strangers at the beginning of the story, but we go our separate ways at the end.

11. Insufficient social experience means lack of experience.

12. The two most beautiful things are sleeping and you, or simply sleeping with you.

13. I know I am not your favorite person, but you are the most important person in my heart.

14. Lower your worth, make your life easier, and spend every day happily.

15. See through but don’t speak out. For many things, as long as you know them in your heart, there is no need to speak out.

16. It turns out that Grandma Rong is not dead yet, and now she has changed her career to be a class teacher.

17. Since you say you have grown up, don’t cry! Take more responsibility!

18. What I lack is not a magic pen. But the courage to express it.

19. Life makes us round in order to make us roll further.

20. Is there anyone willing to go crazy with me, so crazy that the whole world will be moved?

21. On nights like this, I always think of you again and again.

22. The sky is clear and the night is vast, Mona Lisa is dressed as a woman and playing hooligan.

23. Girls kiss and hold hands and are called besties; boys kiss and hold hands and are called gay friends.

24. Don’t think that if you play with your mobile phone in class, I don’t know who would giggle at your crotch.

25. When you want to die, you are not even willing to be hit by a car.

26. My dear, fly slowly and be careful if you fall. I am not responsible.

27. My sister wore slippers and did not take the usual route, only Huangnigou.

28. Tears exist to prove that sadness is not an illusion.

29. You can’t afford to lose if you play tricks with me.

30. You get what you pay for, and you will not only be hungry after drinking porridge.

31. Meeting you is like a dream, and you are nowhere to be seen when you wake up.

32. If you ignore me online, I will give you euthanasia.

33. Many people who seem aloof are actually just poor hearing + slow reaction time.

34. When it comes to love, look at the money in your pocket before talking about it.

35. The difference between open book and closed book is that one is copying at the top and the other is copying at the bottom.

36. When the noise dispersed, I thought you would be there.

37. Male gods are for admiration, and male heroes are for willfulness.

38. Every morning, you must use your prehistoric power to break through the seal of the bed.

39. Live a day with one person, one mobile phone and one computer. Is this the case for you too?

40. Although you are wearing cologne, I can still smell a faint smell of scum.

41. I am not your sunny doll, and I don’t have to smile at you all the time.

42. There are always some friends around who look like friends but not friends, and look like dogs but not dogs.

43. I wish you well, even if you have nothing to do with me later.

44. Every day you live now is the youngest day in the rest of your life.

45. A person’s happiness is not because he has more, but because he cares less.

46. The woman you love looks so familiar, she is me in the past, and I am her in the future.

47. If the teacher hadn’t told you not to throw away garbage, I would have thrown you out long ago.

48. As the saying goes, if you often walk by the river, your shoes will not get wet. I want to say that my sister is wearing boots, which are waterproof.

49. There is an attitude called being a baser, and there is a state called looking for trouble when nothing happens.

50. Now, when I think of what you once said, my heart feels pain again and again.

51. Kong Rong was a smart boy and gave the big pear to others.

52. She pouts and stares to act cute, but you turn around like a dog biting the breastband.

53. If you believe it, believe it. If you don’t believe it, don’t believe it. Return the whole WeChat.

54. I use all my candies to exchange for your smile.

55. Don’t say that I have poor eyesight or that he is ugly. I don’t like him because of his looks.

56. Monks are also lonely these days and visit other nunneries every day.

57. Life is like an aunt, should I teach you some bloody lessons?

58. Don’t pity anyone. The poor people must be hateful.

59. The lucky ones become pigs and the unlucky ones. I am a lucky poor person. At least I sleep like a pig.

60. If you deny me with the whole world, I will accompany you to deny the whole world.

61. It’s not your fault to be ugly, but it’s your fault to act like a ghost and scare people.

62. I have been severely anemic recently. When my aunt came, she only had water but no bleeding!

63. Mobile phones are developing towards Viagra, becoming bigger, longer and harder.

64. It is better to use harsh words than to be coquettish.

65. Living not only requires oxygen, but also courage and domineering!

66. If you speak in a harsher tone, I feel like you are yelling at me, which makes me feel wronged and jealous.

67. Who wants to snatch you away from me, unless you step over my body!

68. If there is no demon in the world, there will be no Buddha. I know that I am a demon, so I will help you become a Buddha.

69. Every message I say is written for you to read. There is movement all over the world, but you don’t respond.

70. I hope my ex-boyfriend will be alone from now on and live a long life.

71. Forgiveness in every possible way is a breeding ground for wild dogs.

72. My heart is not open 24 hours a day, and I cannot welcome you at any time.

73. Take the initiative in everything. For example, you can climb up the wall and wait for Hongxing.

74. The closer to the high school entrance examination, the more irritable and inexplicable I become.

75. Woman, you cry for him, but he is there, maybe playing this game, hugging the girl happily.

76. Reality has raped the past, leaving an evil thing called memories.

77. Women can have no taste, but they cannot have no vision.

78. For men who change women more often than sanitary napkins, sooner or later you will have dysmenorrhea.

79. Oh, liar, there is no beef in beef instant noodles.

80. Women often complain that men are not considerate, and men often complain that society is unfair.

81. I hope every tear you shed is worth being moved.

82. Don’t buy useless things no matter how cheap they are; don’t rely on people you don’t love no matter how lonely they are.

83. Who can not shoot for 90 minutes---China National Football Team

84. I don’t like mistresses, I only like mistresses.

85. The person I want to marry is not a prince, but someone who treats me as a princess.

86. My attitude is that I make the decision, and you can handle the rest as you wish.

87. The first youth is given by God; the second youth is achieved by one’s own efforts.

88. Even if I am setting up a street stall, I will not work for you, an evil capitalist.

89. You will always be like this and you can’t change it.

90. Will an iron rooster still have six points of rust? You are nothing but a stainless steel cock.

91. Don’t sacrifice yourself for love, no one will care about you.

92. Face is given by others, but face is lost by oneself.

93. Various postures, various moves, various surges, and various floats.

94. Don’t think that there will be something better later, because what you have now is the best.

95. There are no ugly women, only lazy women; if it is an ugly woman, it must be a lazy woman!

96. In fact, there is a kind of person who enters the space without leaving a message. That is not called waiting, that is called missing.

97. Marriage means wearing a cotton coat for freedom. It is inconvenient to move around, but it will be very warm.

98. The biggest difference between humans and animals is that animals are always animals, while humans are sometimes not humans.

99. People are really stupid when they are full, but they are smart from the inside out when they are hungry.

100. Small happiness is around you, and being easily satisfied is heaven.

101. Ask me to find someone better than you? I'm not a dog who just falls in love with a bitch when he sees one.

102. Thank you to those who have been crazy with me over the years. You are my most dazzling support.

103. Fairy tales are just fantasies that girls like. Looking forward to it.

104. How to play, how to live, what role and what kind of goods.

105. The effect of contraception is that if it fails, you will become an adult.

106. Smiling is to give face, but the young mother wants face to give face! Cool, cool, aloof, short sentences and domineering sadness

It’s so ridiculous that I want to write a poem to you but I don’t dare to blatantly hide my head

Even if it’s just to say good night to each other We have a cold relationship, but I still love you so much that I can’t even see you

Even if I don’t know your name and where you live, I can’t suppress the beating of my heart when I see you

But the most ironic thing is probably that you and I don't know each other at all, but I still yearn for you with all my heart and pretend that I don't love you.

What I want most is to be a heinous god.

You ask me why I love you? I said that because life is too bitter, I need to add sugar like you, so that life becomes sweet. No matter what I experience or encounter, it will not be so bitter when I think of you.

You are a chocolate with a heart of wine. I am intoxicated by eating it. It is bitter and astringent. Although it is sweet, why is this candy more bitter and bitter than any other sugar, not as sweet as I imagined. Gradually, there is no more love. Why?

I don’t know what the meaning of life is, but if it is for you, I must live!

If you want life to be meaningful, you must drag all meaningful things into your life.

It’s not that I don’t love you anymore, but your indifference makes me feel tired.

When you can’t find anything to miss, maybe you can leave and find another world.

You said, why can’t people control their mood? She obviously didn't want to smile, but when she saw him she couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth.

It turns out that a person who apologizes no matter who is right or wrong is not stupid, but because he cares and cherishes

The leaves are green, the sky is blue, the ceiling is white, the wounds are bleeding, and the dust is red The notes are gray at this time. The warriors without swords are silent and become the ferryman. He smiles at the passengers.

The parting that makes the sound is stained with ink. The longing for worry is the rare vision painted by ink. The surging loneliness in the ink is the sudden end of the expectation in the ink The dream that has never set sail The tears in the corners of the eyes The pain in the heart The cold and aloof male god's personality signature

1: Sorry, how can I admit defeat when I am naturally proud

2: Love in student days is nothing more than companionship

3: Maybe dreams are always beautiful because you can’t get them.

4: I don’t know which sentence moved me But you just feel that every word you say is not in vain

5: Don’t be sad, maybe the sunshine is on its way.

6: When we first met, neither of us thought that we would be together in the future. The opponent is fatally injured.

7: Live the present first before you can have a future.

8: If you have a dream, don’t be afraid of pain. If you want to win, don’t stop.

9 : Father Sun, can you please tan your parents’ hair?

10: Standing alone in the middle of thousands of people, you look so beautiful.

11: If you like someone, you should follow your own rules The heart rather than the voice of others.

12: The more people you know, the more you understand the importance of garbage classification

13: People like us who are not brave enough and always want to escape still don’t embrace Love is good.

14: We are not really afraid of losing but afraid of being replaced.

15: It is better to let go completely than to be like a friend who is by your side but holding someone else in your arms. Thoughts.

16: Love at first sight is just based on freshness. Don’t say how much you like it after the shelf life has passed.

17: What’s wrong with chatting online? At least cry. You can still pretend to be happy and talk to them

18: Unfortunately, the story is too long and only the wind can listen to me.

19: Since you have chosen to shoot at me, don’t expect me to be able to do it without Release of crime.

20: Make a man cry. Yes, you won, but you played too big.

21: We were all so arrogant in the past, but later we learned to give in.

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22: When loving someone becomes a habit, you will lose the courage to let go.

23: Sometimes silence is not because of lack of words but because of an empty heart.

24: My ex was also the right person

25: Don’t ask me, I have no story to tell.

26: You pretended not to care and laughed so embarrassingly while holding back tears.

< p> 27: I am grateful that these bruises make me strong.

28: If your blood is afraid of being burned, you should not chase the sun.

29: Any place worth going to There are no shortcuts.

30: Along the way, you will inevitably be a little confused, and you will inevitably let someone down.

31: Human hearts are deceitful

32: Time passes I will go backwards, and I will never look back.

33: What I’m most afraid of is that I’m joking with you but you take it seriously.

34: I can forgive with a smile, but the original appearance has changed.

< p> 35: It’s not that I don’t like the company of others. I have seen too many betrayals and gradually got used to it.

36: I envy the fish’s memory, which only has seven seconds and does not have to be tortured in memories.

37 : You are a friend when you challenge someone in front of you, but you are a dog when you push someone behind your back.

38: While telling me not to procrastinate, just tell me that it is not easy to get here and don’t give up.

39: Everyother is the best promise without too much company.

40: It’s not that I’m strong but that I don’t have a shoulder to rely on.

41: I’d rather be mute than say anything. So much nonsense.