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Tiger's Xiehouyu
NO 1, the cat scratches the door-the tiger is home; Hudaojia
NO2, the kitten has no eyes-a blind tiger; be afraid
NO3, a kitten has no eyes-a blind tiger; be afraid
The kitten fell out of the cupboard-the white tiger.
NO5, the kitten falls into the water tank-White Tiger; White Tiger
NO6, the kitten fell into the pit-smelly tiger; polymerize
The kitten fell into the jar-the white tiger; White Tiger
Eighth, the civet cat fell on the tree-two tigers and one.
NO9, little ox-I don't know tigers; I don't know. Threatening
Children pretend to be tigers-not scary.
NO 1 1, children's hats-sloppy; Mahu
No. 12. Tell the tiger about the wolf-it won't end well.
NO 13, hungry tigers go down the mountain-eat people's faces
NO 14, blind tigers touch rotting corpses-unintentional coincidence
The Tiger on the Theater Shed-False Reputation
Tigers in the theater shed don't bite.
17, Beat the tiger and break the brazier bowl-it's serious business.
NO 18, kill the tiger and fall into the shed-don't kill it.
No. 19. There is a big bug on Jingyang hill in Wuzhu-not a tiger died; This is personal injury.
In the 20th place, Song Wu suffered a blade-either the tiger died or someone was injured.
NO2 1。 A big bug happened in Jingyanggang, Song Wu. Either the tiger died or someone was injured.
The 22nd. Jingyanggang in Song Wu has a sharp sword-either the tiger is dead or people are injured.
NO23, Wu Dalang's tiger stick-ugly and useless.
NO24, Wu Dalang hits the tiger-no fist is generated; Didn't grow that fist; Didn't grow that fist; I don't have that fist
NO25, feed the tiger in the house-not afraid of death; Not afraid of death
NO26, Hei Hu painted on black paper-invisible.
Pumpkins in Crouching Tiger Mountain-priceless
Pears in Crouching Tiger Mountain-Simple
Mosquitoes eat tigers-what a big breath
King Tiger robbed relatives-self-defeating.
No.365438 +0, the tortoise looks at the tiger-small eyes stare at small eyes.
NO32, tiger brand; Yang Yang Ryder
Tigers without teeth don't bite; A bite won't hurt anyone.
Take off your old pants and kill the tiger-shameless and deadly.
NO35, take off your pants and hit the tiger-shameless and deadly.
NO36, take off your pants and hit the tiger-shameless and deadly.
The tiger that swallowed the poison-bet your life on it.
It is difficult for a rabbit to ride a tiger-bold and reckless; Dare not kill.
The rabbit entered the nest-died in vain; There is no return; Door-to-door delivery service
The rabbit turned back-fierce as a tiger.
No.4 1, the rabbit tickles the tiger and causes famine; Court death
Forty-second. Rabbits die well, worse than tigers.
No.43, the land god accidentally escaped from the wolf.
Hair buckle tiger-reasonable and convincing
Hair leads the tiger-popular method
Tigers in cages-completely unbelievable; I can't do it if I have the skill.
Open the way for Shang Lu-accomplice
Load the cart and let the tiger drive the shaft-no one dares; Nobody rushed.
Number 49. When the tiger ran away, it met the bison ——————————— each one was fiercer than the other.
Tang Bohu is rocking the boat-where is it?
No.51,Tang Bohu sells paintings-silence.
Tang Bohu called it a ship-where is it? What's it called? No matter where you call it; Shake it in place.
NO53, Tang Bohu points Chou-heung-do everything possible.
Tang Bohu's Paintings-Antiques
No.55, paralytic meets tiger-sitting and shouting
Songshan's carelessness-pretending to be lame
No.57, Feed the mouse to bite the cloth bag-regard the tiger as a threat.
Number 58. The tiger didn't eat for three days after he died-no one tasted it.
Dead tiger-don't fail.
Crocodiles in the water, tigers and leopards on the mountain-fierce and heartless.
Buffalo meets tiger-deadly enemy
Rat and snake have two ends-anticlimactic.
The birthday girl swims in Tiger Hill-wandering; Old white elephant
Watching the tiger sleep-I don't know how to live or die; I don't know if I am alive or dead.
Sleeping with a tiger-it's too risky
NO66, grab the tiger's tail and call for help-asking for a dead end.
Dung beetles climbed onto the tiger's head to scare people.
68, dung beetles climbed the roof slope-trying to put the black raccoon tiger down the mountain.
The dung beetle climbed onto the doorpier-what is a doorpier tiger?
The dung beetle climbed onto the tiger's head to scare people.
No.71,dung beetles climbed up the gutter-pretending to be Phytolacca acinosa.
Twelve gold medals and three tiger cards-why are you worried that he won't come?
Number 73. Hungry tiger in the mountains-vicious.
Number 74. In the forest, there is a sharp sword-either the tiger is dead or the person is injured.
NO75, wearing a tiger skin and trembling heart-strong outside and hollow inside; Strong outside and weak inside.
Tiger and crab on the beach-how many steps can you climb?
Number 77. Going up the mountain and down the sea is invincible-crouching tiger.
Wild boar sees tiger skin-frightening.
There are no tigers in the mountains, and monkeys are the mad kings.
Tigers in the mountains eat tofu-verbal complaints; Oral element
8 1, thin tiger in the mountains-ambition is
Tigers in the mountains-nothing.
Hungry tigers in the mountains-extremely ferocious.
The mountain rabbit teased the tiger hard; I'm so happy.
Fighting tigers at the top of the mountain-high reputation.
NO86, the mountain kills the tiger-the high name is outside; The name is abroad.
Mountain god, look in the mirror-erhu
Mountain God-the head of a tiger.
The mountain god called the tiger home.
There are no tigers on the mountain, and monkeys are called kings.
Tigers on the mountain-there are no signs.
The bobcat sitting on the mound poses as a mountain tiger in the town.
Bobcats grin-a smiling tiger
Bobcat crouching on the cliff-dressed as a tiger
The beaver sat on the mound and pretended to be a mountain tiger.
The civet cat in Zhenshan sits on the doorstep, pretending to be a mountain tiger.
The civet is sitting on the dock, pretending to be a mountain tiger.
Gecko has a broken tail-it can't grow.
Gecko's broken tail-confusing
NO 100, meeting a tiger halfway up the mountain ————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————.
NO 10 1。 The silly boy climbed on the tiger's back-he could get up, but he couldn't get down.
102, clay pot and tiger-put all your eggs in one basket
NO 103, the tiger goes into the mountain-it's awesome; Power and prestige have risen.
NO 104, don't forget the tiger when entering the mountain-be vigilant; High vigilance; Always be vigilant.
NO 105, cooling oil-tiger brand
NO 106, Light Rope Tiger-Rouneng Ke Gang
The green-faced tiger went down the mountain dressed up.
NO 108, Qinglong walks with the white tiger-good or bad luck is completely uncertain.
NO 109, Qinglong * * * White Tiger-good or bad luck is completely unknown.
1 10, knocking on the tiger in the mountain town-ya ya; Bluff; Can not be surprised; show off
NO 1 1 1, draw a tiger on the wall-you can't eat people.
NO 1 12, the tiger painted on the wall-what's terrible?
No. 1 13, killing dragons and tigers-all heroes.
Thousands of households eat donkeys-beating around the bush
1 15, there are wolves in front and tigers behind-dilemma
Issue 1 16, there are tigers before and wolves after-dilemma
NO 1 17, fear the dragon before and the tiger after-dilemma
No. 1 18, afraid of wolves before, afraid of tigers after-hesitant.
NO 1 19, the angry tiger eats snails-there is no way to eat them.
NO 120, riding a tiger across the sea-really can't get down; Cann't come down
NO 12 1。 It's hard to ride a tiger, persimmon is enough-greedy for life.
NO 122, riding a tiger is difficult to play tricks-one step is not wrong.
NO 123, riding a tiger is difficult-I can't control myself; accidentally
No. 124. It's difficult to ride a tiger and play tricks —————— I haven't even taken a wrong step.
NO 125, ride on the back of a tiger-you have to get off if you are afraid.
NO 126, riding on the back of a tiger-afraid to come down; Involuntary; Can't stop; Do it or not.
NO 127, riding a tiger's back to play tricks-not even a step wrong.
NO 128, riding on the back of a tiger-even more difficult; Difficult to get up and down; Not afraid of being scared; Not afraid of tigers; It is difficult to get up; It's hard to get up and down
NO 129, riding on the back of a tiger-involuntarily; I can't stop even if I want to.
NO 130, riding a tiger is difficult-difficult; I can't stop even if I want to.
NO 13 1, riding a tiger is difficult-there is no good end; No good end.
It's hard to ride a tiger-not free
133, tiger riding-unstoppable.
NO 134, it's difficult to ride a tiger ———————— Let your ancestors down a peg or two.
NO 135, riding on the tiger's neck-can't get down.
NO 136, Pinghu Shallow Water Dragon-can't shake it down.
A tiger in human skin wants to eat people.
Tiger skin donkey-strong outside and hollow inside.
NO 139, wear tiger skin into the village-scare the people.
NO 140, donkey in tiger skin-strong outside and hollow inside.
14 1 No.
Pat the tiger's ass-fatal flattery
NO 143, creeper-pimp
NO 144, feed the tiger from the angle-unwilling; Don't chew
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