What are some humorous jokes about hurting hands?

I cut my hand when I was washing the dishes, and then I calmly washed the dishes while bleeding my fingers like a pig.

1, ugly neighbor, take a bath at home today! Suddenly the ugly woman shouted, "Husband, it seems that someone is watching me take a bath!" " "Husband:" Really? Then open the window quickly! The ugly woman was furious: "am I crazy?" "The husband explained," You let him see clearly, and he won't dare to look again next time. "

I came home from work at noon yesterday and just entered the house. My wife and Lao Wang upstairs came out of the balcony. Lao Wang only wears underpants and trousers in his hand. I asked old Wang Gan. Lao Wang said that the washing machine at home was broken, so I used my washing machine to wash clothes. I was in a hurry. I put the belt and key in the washing machine and broke my washing machine. Can you afford it?

A man resolutely sold his house for more than 600,000 ten years ago and started a business with money. After ten years' efforts, the company is on the right track and has made a net profit of 4 million. Then he used all the profits to add some bank loans, and finally bought back the house he had sold.

4. Pupils don't know the word "Huai" and ask their brothers for advice. Brother: "Brother, what is this word?" Brother: "Ghost word." The younger brother is puzzled: "where is the word' wood' next to the ghost?" My brother is impatient: "This is the food on the tree!

5. Accompany my nephew with his homework. While doing his homework, he asked me, "Uncle, do you have any homework?" I said with a bad smile, "Uncle also has homework, which was arranged by your future aunt!" " "he said excitedly," then let aunt leave you more homework, and it is best to let you taste the taste of endless homework! " "I'm speechless.