Funny copywriting suitable for copywriting

1. Taking a courier feels like reuniting with your long-lost flesh and blood, but often after unpacking, you find that your child looks like Lao Wang next door.

There will be a way in the end, even if the car is dismantled and the wheels are sold.

Running a red light generally has two consequences, one minute faster than others, or a lifetime faster than others.

4. Why do you buy clothes every year and have no clothes to wear every year? Because you have more temperament every year, last year's clothes don't deserve you this year.

There are three kinds of interpersonal relationships among girls: those that can be seen without washing your hair, those that can be seen after washing your hair, and those that you don't want to see after washing your hair.

6. Why are you nearsighted? I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world.

7. I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut and changed my ugly method.

8. Books are scarce at the time of use, and money is not enough at the end of the month.

9. Some people stay in bed because they have money, and they can sleep as late as they want. I stay in bed because I have no money, so I can save a meal, not a meal.

10. Watching time in bed every morning is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

1 1. Eat what's in the bowl, watch what's in the pot, and then think about how to lose weight tomorrow.

12. Korean plastic surgery and Thai shemale are actually not as good as China's Mito Xiu Xiu.

13. I was told that my eyes were small before, but I still don't believe it. Finally, one day, I was lying on the sofa watching TV, and suddenly my mother came back and turned off the TV, and then quietly covered me with a quilt.

14. After several decades, we met again and sent them to the crematorium. All of them were burned to ashes, one for you and one for me. Nobody knew each other, and all of them were sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

15. Now I don't even want to set the password of the bank card. It's exhausting to protect double-digit deposits with six figures.

16. I always believed that I would be thin, and now I'm just playing fat, but I didn't expect to get high after playing.

17. It is said that girls are made of water, and they are gentle and won't lose their temper. Me too, but I'm Sprite, so I have to hold it. I can't shake it or drop it, or it will explode easily.

18. In fact, the most disloyal thing in the world is money. We agreed to go out together, but we didn't come back with me in the end. Spending money on it is a waste of my time!

19. There are always some people in life who try their best to get close to you every day and chat with you late into the night, in fact, just to steal your expression pack.

20. In the past, people wrote letters very slowly, and they could only love one person all their lives. Now the network technology is developed, and 50 people can be green in one day.

2 1. League of Legends broke up many couples, and Meitu Xiu Xiu also engaged in a lot of online dating.

22. Work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and get scolded for no reason every day.