Little Red Riding Hood (Part 1)

(1)

In the early morning, the skylight leaked through the leaves and illuminated the pine needles covering the ground. The autumn colors were thick. All the animals in the forest are busy preparing for the coming winter.

In the forest, a small figure was humming, digging holes, pulling lines, and setting traps.

"No, no, no! Little Red Riding Hood, your grandma is going to be eaten by the big bad wolf!" The shouts came from far and near, and the person came very quickly, and it was already too late to hide. Little Red Riding Hood didn't want to destroy the half-laid trap, so she had to take off the long bow on her back, tighten the string and point it at the visitor, and asked in a coquettish voice: "Who are you?"

"I, Huh - let me take a breath first!" The man patted his chest: "I am Bai Xue!"

Little Red Riding Hood frowned and almost opened his mouth to curse. This man's hair is only ten centimeters long and his skin is Dark, covered in gray, with a rough voice and a cold temperament, how the hell could this be Bai Xue? Isn’t Bai Xue a great beauty?

The other party was also looking at her, and he didn't care about her hostility. His eyes were full of the joy of reunion.

Little Red Riding Hood did not let go: "How do you prove it?"

Bai Xue took off her clothes, revealing the tattoos from her collarbone to her chest, and looked at her intently.

It’s really white snow! Little Red Riding Hood is a bit square. The tattoo on Bai Xue's body is surrounded by a snowflake, and the middle of the snowflake is covered with a layer of ghost symbols. Only Little Red Riding Hood and Bai Xue can understand the pattern.

"I will explain to you later. Come with me quickly, your grandma is in danger!" Bai Xue said and was about to come and pull her. Little Red Riding Hood didn't move. If I remember correctly, she and Bai Xue haven't seen each other for six years.

"Why are you standing there? Let's go!" Bai Xue was a little anxious.

"My grandma passed away last year."

"Huh?"

(2)

At dusk, Little Red Riding Hood finally hunted a deer. The deer had a strong smell of mutton, so Little Red Riding Hood hummed as she peeled the skin off the deer and marinated it for a full hour before roasting it, adding cumin while roasting.

Bai Xue woke up after smelling the smell, rubbed the back of his neck and asked: "What is roasted? It smells so good."

"Why did you lie to me?" Little Red Riding Hood put the burnt The deer turned over and looked calm. After thinking for a while, he added: "You'd better tell the truth, otherwise there will be no meat to eat."

Bai Xue swallowed and asked: "Little Red Riding Hood, you Is grandma really dead?"

Little Red Riding Hood looked at the fire and said, "I buried it with my own hands."

Bai Xue continued to ask: "What if I said, "That grandma you buried." Maybe she’s not your real grandma?”

“What do you mean?”

Bai Xue was silent for a while, then asked: “How have you been these past few years?”

Little Red Riding Hood stared at her and said nothing. The atmosphere is a bit tense.

The barbecue is steaming with oil and sizzling as the firewood burns. Little Red Riding Hood sprinkled some salt on it.

Bai Xue suddenly laughed: "Why haven't you grown taller at all?" This smile made the whole person soften a lot. Little Red Riding Hood found that Bai Xue had beautiful eyes, a straight nose, and a pointed chin, but it was a bit dark. How could he almost recognize her as a man just now?

Little Red Riding Hood didn't intend to talk to her, but after thinking for a moment, she rolled her eyes and replied: "Why don't you tell me how you turned black first? You are so ugly."

Bai Xue He curled his lips and said: "Can I be as ugly as when you picked me up? Speaking of which, I have to thank you. I escaped from the palace with wounds all over my body and was weaker than a chicken. Thanks to you for picking me up. Otherwise I would I can’t smell the meat anymore.” He swallowed again as he spoke.

"Eat the meat first," said Little Red Riding Hood.

(3)

After collecting the fire and bones, he checked the trap again. The two walked in the forest, one behind the other, their feet stepping on dead branches and old leaves, crunching in the night. Little Red Riding Hood suddenly asked: "Can you climb trees?"

Bai Xue didn't know why: "...Yes, I can."

Little Red Riding Hood pulled up her hat, revealing her first appearance since the reunion. A smile, very cute.

The further you go, the happier you become.

After a while, the two walked to a big tree. Little Red Riding Hood pointed to the black spot on the big tree: "We will sleep there tonight."

Bai Xue: "...I have something I don't know whether to say or not."

Little Red Riding Hood He glanced at her sideways and said, "Climb."

It wasn't difficult. Bai Xue climbed up and discovered that the black spot was actually quite big. Little Red Riding Hood actually built a house on the tree. There was everything in the house: tables, chairs, heaters, carpets, murals, even toilets and bathtubs... Bai Xue looked at the house carefully and marveled: "There is even a sewer, how did you do that? ?"

Little Red Riding Hood washed an apple and handed it to her: "My grandpa made it."

Bai Xue was so shocked that she couldn't speak. "When did you have a grandpa?"

Little Red Riding Hood washed herself an apple, sat down cross-legged, and looked at her speechlessly, "...Nonsense, where did I come from without my grandpa. This is the house my grandpa built before."

Bai Xue fell into deep thought. Unconsciously, he rubbed the calluses on his fingers.

"But I have never seen your grandpa during the six months I have been recovering at your home, nor have I heard you talk about him."

Little Red Riding Hood leaned against the cushions and squinted her eyes. . Get into position and start shaking your legs. He said lazily: "Well, grandpa doesn't have a good relationship with us."

On another continent, someone was fishing, and when the fish was about to take the bait, he suddenly sneezed. . The fish ran away in fright, and someone threw the fishing rod in anger!

(4)

It suddenly started raining outside.

In the forest, the sound of rain was very clear, which relaxed people's nerves. Little Red Riding Hood wanted to do nothing but shake her legs, and used her eyes to hint to Bai Xue to close the window. This room seemed to be magical, warm and comfortable, and Bai Xue lay on the carpet and didn't want to move, almost shaking his legs to the rhythm of Little Red Riding Hood. Leg shaking is indeed contagious!

This is simply too dangerous. Soldiers will never shake their legs! Bai Xue immediately got up and closed the window. The sound of rain suddenly became much quieter, almost inaudible.

Bai Xue sat down next to Little Red Riding Hood and asked her: "Don't you want to ask, why did I come to you?"

Little Red Riding Hood was two heads shorter than Bai Xue and was sitting on the carpet. On the bed, as soon as Bai Xue came over, she stopped shaking her legs, changed her posture, crossed her legs, and even swung her right foot around, looking innocent.

Six years later, she still looked like a lolita, but he had become a rough guy. Bai Xue sighed heavily in his heart and decided not to beat around the bush. "Little Red Riding Hood, I came here specifically to take you away."

Little Red Riding Hood looked at her with an unclear expression.

Bai Xue scratched her hair, "I don't know where to start. How much do you remember about me?"

Little Red Riding Hood blinked and said obediently: " Stepmother, hunter, dwarf, poisonous apple, prince.”

Logically, we should continue talking about the stepmother. Bai Xue rubbed the calluses on her hands again, and suddenly changed the subject: "Since you climbed up the tree, you seem to have been in a good mood?"

As if she had caught something that made her happy, Little Red Riding Hood Suddenly feeling energetic, she held up her chin with one hand and approached Bai Xue, and said softly: "Bai Xue, I kind of like you." The next second, a dagger was thrust into her neck.

Little Red Riding Hood: "..." Oh, teasing is not enough.

Bai Xue's eyes were cold, "You are not Little Red Riding Hood. Who are you?"

Little Red Riding Hood said calmly: "I am Little Red Riding Hood, otherwise how would I know it as soon as I saw your breasts? You are Bai Xue." He shook his legs without fear.

"And! Your breasts are not as big as I remembered." Little Red Riding Hood added while shaking her legs, completely ignoring the knife that was getting closer and closer.

"Stop talking nonsense! Who are you? Where is the real Little Red Riding Hood?" Bai Xue swept away her previous gentleness, thinking that Little Red Riding Hood might be in danger, and the coldness around her became even heavier.

Little Red Riding Hood found that the man in front of him was quite powerful when he was angry, and found it very interesting. He still smiled and said: "You'd better not act rashly. Everything in this room is under my control. Including you."

Then Bai Xue found that the dagger in his hand was pointed at his neck at some point, as if he was about to commit suicide. The point is, she can't control her body!

Little Red Riding Hood took a bite of the apple, one of her cheeks puffed up, looking cute and harmless.

Bai Xue: "..." If you have the ability, don't use magic to confront me!

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I read the article about Little Red Riding Hood translated by Scully and thought about it a lot. So I also wanted to open up my own imagination. I started to want to write something without cp, pure stream of consciousness... As I wrote, I changed it to a conspiracy theory... Then I felt that GL had no pressure when I wrote it, it was a bit fun... Then I wrote that the factions of the protagonist and villain were strangely reversed. ...If I write it again, I think it is still silly and sweet and takes no brainer...If I write it again, I can't tell the difference anymore...Oh haha~