Humorous sentences at the back

1, if you can do it, just try not to make any noise.

2. Brothels are all Du, because people are lonely. wisdom

3. Don't look back. My brother only loves your shadow.

I will try my best to save money to buy an ATM.

With the block printing machine, you can make money quickly.

6, the beauty is in front of you, it is a sin not to soak.

7. Take a breath inside and practice fart outside.

8. Boss, give me a sad haircut! thank you

9. This wind is really obscene, which makes my mouth dry.

10, pretending to be mature is the act of dressing up in the old room.

1 1. It's really hard to go to school. I might as well play computer at home.

12, when there are legends in the rivers and lakes, I am sorry for the audience if it is not full of storms.

13, if only Shuai Neng was out of control like a fat man!

14, so lonely, even my desire broke free. (www.lz 13.cn)

15, everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.

16, do you believe in Christianity or do chickens crow?

17, there are no handsome guys in the world. With high technology, it will come naturally.

18. Looking back suddenly, you haven't left yet.

19, you take your sunny road and I'll take my underground road.

20, hang out, you'll get bored sooner or later.

2 1, play a small mahjong and eat spicy food. Find a small object, life is like this.

Life is like anxiety. There is no accurate lyrics, but it is thrilling.

23, even wash your hair carefully, afraid of brain water.

24. My heart is not a bus. I don't want you to sit down if there is a vacant seat.

25. I know astronomy above, geography below, but I don't know English.

26, three points are destined, and seven points depend on dressing up.

27, marble insoles, shameless feet.

28. I'll hit you if I hit you. Do we have to choose a date?

29, rather than mixing, it is better to simmer, not as good as two, not as good as soaring.

30. Qian Qian, the son and daughter of the Chinese nation, is a million people. If it doesn't work, change.

3 1, why are you so thick-skinned, and how do you dig up pigskin?

Don't bother me, bother me, you will soon fall into the pit.

33, online dating online dating, I am lovelorn every day.

34. I can't sleep for the first 30 years, and I can't sleep for the next 30 years.

35. My brother smokes because he hurts his lungs and is not sad.