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I was pregnant for the first time in 2022 and sent a nervous sentence to a circle of friends.

When I was pregnant for the first time in 2022, I sent a nervous sentence to my circle of friends (I) 1. After pregnancy, my husband treated me better, and I feel happiest with my baby and husband around.

2. A picture of the baby's big belly. Guess it's a boy, a child and a child?

He told me that if you are pregnant, I can't give you anything now, but I will give it later, and I will believe it.

I was so happy when I knew I was pregnant.

I am very happy and excited. My children are safe, and so are my mother and son. Life is really wonderful. I appreciate everything. It is difficult to have two children in three years.

6. It is said that pregnancy is lucky, and I am afraid this time is the happiest and happiest. Ha ha ha ha ha ha, happiness is really bursting.

7. I found out I was pregnant today!

8. When I was pregnant, I saw pregnant women everywhere in the community, but I rarely saw them at ordinary times.

9. Come on, baby, let's do it!

You can sell cute after 10.00. I was born after zero zero, why can't I sell cute?

1 1. It's not easy to get pregnant. Bear's paw and Fat Yaya can't believe it. I hope it won't get worse.

12. Every time you kick me in the stomach, the feeling that comes to mind is called real "happiness".

13. My period has started now, and I have been away from home for nearly ten months.

14. We stayed together for a month. We broke up today. Hmm. I am pregnant. The reason for breaking up is that I am a bad person, with a bad temper and laziness.

15. One body and two heartbeats have never met, but I love you deeply.

16. I'm glad you showed up and look forward to your arrival.

17. Touch your heartbeat, I am very happy ~

18. I'm going to be a father/mother!

19. After eating a piece of cake, I feel pregnant. I feel sick, nauseous, weak and cold. How long have I been ill?

20. Congratulations, big brother. I'm glad your son has been promoted to father. I believe that the arrival of the baby will bring more joy to your family.

When I was pregnant for the first time in 2022, I sent a nervous sentence to my circle of friends (Part II) 2 1. From some time today, my wife will start sleeping with someone else's husband. I will wait happily, wash, change clothes and take a shower.

22. Male babies like to eat sour during pregnancy, which is not allowed. I always like sweet and spicy.

23. Male baby's fetal movement is frequent and accurate. Mine has been moving towards life.

24. Go for a biopsy tomorrow, hey. Pregnant. Why are you so worried? Bodhisattva protects my baby and me.

25. I ran away from home for him, and now he is someone else's hero, but I am pregnant and he doesn't care.

26. Grateful, excited, may the baby be healthy!

27. Being pregnant and having a high belly represents the beauty of motherhood.

28. Family rankings need to be updated.

29. I have a good appetite recently. After all, it's for two.

30. Our two-person world finally has a mistress!

3 1. I know how hard it is for my parents after pregnancy. I love you, mom. I hope to spend more time with you in the future.

Although pregnancy is a bit hard, I am very happy every time I have a fetal movement.

33. I will have a meal for two recently.

34. Starting today? Start? Run away from home? Nine go? Last month.

35. This pregnancy, the third trimester is really a big sin, the body has problems one after another, and all kinds of discomfort are back!

36. The so-called happiness is that a fool meets a fool and attracts the envy of countless people.

37. It has been two months. I still feel sick every day, but I haven't vomited. My appetite for food has been changing. After pregnancy, I feel very happy with my husband's double love ~

38. The most precious thing is not the material you have, but the people who accompany you.

39. I hope we are like the protagonists in the story, from school uniforms to wedding dresses, from I love you to being together.

40. Your arrival has given me another identity, and you are also the best gift from heaven.

The first pregnancy in 2022 sent a tense sentence to the circle of friends (Chapter 3) 4 1. This hard but happy time is worth recording.

42. The future is wonderful because of you.

43. I have never felt hard since I was pregnant, but I feel very happy when I feel the baby's fetal movement.

44. Grab the tail during pregnancy and take maternity photos.

45. A tadpole becomes a frog, weighing 6 kg and 8 kg. If you want to ask for a surprise, you even brought it.

46. (Second child) Ten-month-old tenant came to renew the lease.

47. Congratulations to the baby, who completed the first meaningful full moon trip with the sweat, hard work and joy of his parents. May the baby walk out of every beautiful day in the future with courage and cleverness!

48. The enemy will reach the battlefield in eight months.

49. The Qing Dynasty was accurate! Both babies' uterine cleaning tables are very accurate!

50. The deskmate said that she was pregnant and her baby's name was Rourou. So I asked her who the baby's father was, and he said that the baby's father called snacks!

5 1. Pot-bellied photos are released, waiting to be unloaded.

52. Be grateful! This year, I got married, my wife was pregnant, I had my own big house, and my work went smoothly. What a dream!

You know, I have been eating sour food recently. . .

54. It was pregnancy that caused your pain. I was confused at that time, so I simply replied to you.

55. In the stomach, eyes and heart? Li Du? It is you!

56. Congratulations on my upcoming entry? Arrival and entry? Under the life? One? Stage.

57. Congratulations, this is a great honor! Your dream son has finally arrived, and I believe your family will have endless family happiness in the future! When you are excited, don't forget to give your wife more care and consideration!

58. Our two-person world? Will it? Welcome the arrival of "Little Three".

59. Motherly love is natural. From the day of pregnancy to the day when the baby was formed in the mother's body, the mother had a very special feeling, which soon turned into love.

60. Giving birth to a new life is a happy, beautiful and great thing, and every important moment of life deserves to be carefully recorded.

For the first time, a girl received a gift from her boyfriend and sent a commemorative sentence from a circle of friends.

For the first time, a girl received a gift from her boyfriend and sent it to a circle of friends. Forgetting is everyone's nature, so you will cherish the long-term love around you more. Thanks to Xiao, who was born in Beijing on the same day as me. I received a gift. I am the same age as Hua. I hope everything will be fine in the coming year.

I really like this feeling before Christmas. Maybe it's because I've become a lonely old woman. I like colorful Christmas very much. Maybe it's because I haven't received Christmas presents myself. I want you to feel that the world is full of love, happiness and money!

3. Put a thousand words into a song called Thanksgiving.

4. Is it an unexpected surprise to receive flowers for a family dinner at the weekend, just a holiday?

5. Love fortune and a good mood will let you see a lot of fate! But don't set your sights too high, and be careful to scare away the peach blossoms around you; Weekend will receive unexpected surprises from the other party, and even dull feelings will have a chance to slowly pick up!

6. Haha, I went shopping with Teacher Zhang at the weekend. I stopped at the earphone counter when he went to the bathroom. Today, I got an unexpected surprise in the office. Haha, the mood is called a beautiful spring. In order to express my gratitude, I exposed the most lovely person here.

7. It's almost Christmas, a quiet night and the New Year. It is said that all the good-looking people are starting to receive gifts. What about me? I haven't even seen the gift box, let alone received an unexpected delivery.

8. One day, you will meet someone as gorgeous as a rainbow, and your heart will break.

I have a present in my hand. Ah, I seem to be holding heavy happiness. I was so moved that I wanted to cry and laugh happily. I don't know what kind of expression to put on ...

10. The mailbox setting is incorrect. I get surprises every day. I just got an email. I thought someone had broken my gender. Remember to enlarge the display box.

1 1. I received a big surprise today. It is really cute.

12. "I know you will come, so I will wait ..."

13. Thanks to my xx, my good sister, my family, and you who have always loved me for so long.

14. Thank you, husband, for taking pains to send me home from work every day, without interruption, and never giving me a chance to go home by bus alone.

15. Even though I have a migraine after a very tired day, I am always happy with my children. Today, they prepared fried chicken drinks with stickers for me. I was really happy to receive these gifts.

16. Good things always happen, such as receiving a bunch of flowers from my daughter.

17. Distant hearts and surprises, don't say thank you, all in your heart!

18. Thank you for your gift. I like it very much.

19. I want to thank my friends for spending this decade with me.

The girl received a gift from her boyfriend for the first time and sent it to a circle of friends. 20. Wow, I received an unexpected surprise! There is always such a wonderful little luck in life. How happy I am to receive a mother's day gift from a little cotton-padded jacket thousands of miles away in advance! Thank God for giving me the best child!

2 1. "It's probably the blessing I can give you when the family is sitting around drinking and eating meat ..." One day, I received such a Christmas gift [flower] [flower] and ate it to see if I can regain some vitality. It's so warm.

22. I received an unexpected surprise on a sick weekend, haha, thank you ~

23. Thank you for your appearance, which makes me look forward to it forever.

24. Recently, I suddenly found that gifts can really give people a lot of happiness, especially meaningful and special gifts. I spent a lot of time. I want to know your good memories. Haha, that's it.

Surprisingly, I received a new camera at the weekend. White is very loving!

Thanks to the birthday girl, she received a gift. The ring is beautiful and her family is warm.

27. My little Wang Wang, when you leave, I want to hug you, but I know I can't, because I want you to be happy. I know you're happy now, but I'm lost.

28. On the last day of the weekend, I miss you all the time except for a normal rest! Go out for a haircut in the afternoon! I've always cared about Weibo! I still hope to receive your surprise in my heart! I can see you! I can see you in that beautiful dress! Although it is difficult to know this, my heart will still be full of expectations! Because I love you! Because I always think of you, because I always want to be with you!

I received a gift from my baby the day before yesterday. Yesterday, my baby cooked my favorite dinner for me. Thank you for the little performance.

My friend, thank you for accompanying me on the stormy road and accompanying me all the way.

3 1. Thank you! Always appear when I am depressed. I'm really glad to have a good friend like you by my side.

32. Trying to please someone may not make them love you back. Love is a gift, not a transaction.

On my birthday and Mother's Day, my daughter's love always surrounds me. I am always moved to receive the big love gift from her. I don't want everything to go well with my daughter, because she is a very filial child.

34. Thank your friends for their gifts-thank others for their gifts.

Thank you for coming into my life and making my life more complete, full and meaningful.

I thank my friends and relatives for their birthday presents. On this special day, I wish everyone a better and better life, and let beauty and chic accompany me forever.

37. I received my baby's blessing early in the morning, and today is another energetic day. Let's cheer together!

The circle of friends shared the sentence of eating popsicles for the first time this summer.

Friends circle shared the sentence of eating popsicles for the first time this summer (I) 1. Ice cream: summer star, sweet to your heart and mine.

2. Eating ice cream in summer is simple and happy.

3. I am hungry! I want to eat strawberry cake, ice cream, mutton kebabs and crayfish! Another beer! Come on!

That summer, we read books, ate ice cream and dreamed of the future with people we like. -"Give ear and listen"

Some things are like summer regrets, like melting ice cream, the breeze in the alley and you with short hair.

6. Summer is really coming! You must take care of yourself and buy yourself an ice cream when it is hot!

7. My iceberg has finally turned into ice cream in your hand.

8. Life is just work. Life is so ordinary, so let's go to eat ice cream tomorrow.

9. The most annoying thing for DYM in summer is that you can't eat ice cream.

10. A bite of ice cream is cold to the heart.

1 1. The best way to eat ice cream in summer is to eat half of it first, and then put the rest back in the refrigerator for freezing.

12. Ice cream that I like for a long time is still delicious, and songs that I like for a long time are still nice.

13. The first ice cream in summer is cool for one dollar.

14. Falling in love with a city begins at the airport, and falling in love with a person begins with ice cream.

15. Ice cream: Cold in the mouth, sweet in the heart.

The circle of friends shared the sentence of eating popsicles for the first time this summer (Chapter 2) 16. Sweet to the heart and cool in summer.

17. I want to eat pudding in the long summer to avoid being bitten by mosquitoes.

18. There are two things that others can never take away, dreams and ice cream in their bellies.

19. Go to the seaside, watch fireworks in summer night, eat chocolate ice cream, day and night, please come with me.

20. Make a summer wish. What if it comes true? I want to eat the first popsicle in summer, the first ice cream in summer, and the first ice cream in summer. I hope my boyfriend will give me a real wish.

2 1. Can eating ice cream while drinking cough medicine be regarded as my youth?

Eating ice cream in bed makes you feel cool.

23. People's emotions are really inexplicable. Maybe they are unhappy today because they didn't want to eat ice cream one day last year.

24. Why is the milk juice in the refrigerator cold and icy? Can I put my dream in the refrigerator until I grow up?

25. Popsicles bring coolness to people in hot summer, and then taste sweet.

26. People who were originally difficult to move, but in the morning when someone was awake, they bought me yogurt, strawberries and raisin ice cream. Knowing that I wanted to eat corn, they bought me corn. I was moved by this vivid picture.

27. It's too hot, I just want to sleep on my stomach! Play with chicken on your stomach! Eat ice cream on your stomach! Lie down and tease the cat! I just want to lie down anyway!

28. If you can come to see me in summer, I will come to see you in a little skirt. After you play ball, we will eat ice cream and walk on the road to blow the evening breeze.

29. When I went back to my hometown, I found that there were milk ice cream in the shop, wrapped in transparent oil paper, with a plain cuboid and a stick in the middle, which looked like classic ice cream. Pick one up and take a bite. Soft and fragrant. Is authentic milk ice cream, long-lost milk ice cream.

It's too hot to lose your temper before eating ice cream. Let's lose weight after eating ice cream tomorrow.

Open your first interesting copy of running friends circle this year.

Open my first fun running circle of friends this year-1. No applause-the same sun, the same exposure referee, no warm cheers, no excited cheers.

Describing the pain to a person who has never run a marathon is like explaining the color to a born blind person.

The sky is blue, it's raining, I'm with you: run!

I have never been a firm person. From now on, I will only insist on three things: running, taking the exam by myself and not contacting you!

Run if you want to cry, and let the tears turn into sweat and evaporate. I like running and listening to insects in my ears.

6. Nothing can make your mood fluctuate. You can vent your bad mood by running. The feeling of sweating is really cool!

7. Today, I picked up fun run, which was abandoned by the holiday, and started from the playground 10 lap, sweating and very comfortable.

8. I like to drink a bottle of red bull before every run, which will make me energetic and run faster, and the shopkeeper can't catch up with me at all.

9. The best running state: not fast, but strong; The best compliment to a runner: not fast, but strong.

10. If it has been suppressed for a long time, let it go.

1 1. Exercise is like a kind of detoxification and redemption, eliminating the toxins of the body and emotions and saving the tired soul and spirit.

12. Running can produce happy substances.

13. The most chilling thing about the sports meeting is that everyone else is eating, drinking and having fun, but you are alone.

14. Running is a natural medicine to cure depression and bad mood. We will feel happy after sweating produces brain neurotransmitters, such as endorphins and dopamine. They are also called happy messengers! Can be created artificially!

15. Running is like life. As long as you keep working hard, you won't fail.

16. People who love sports have many friends to talk to. When encountering difficulties, friends can help to make suggestions and solve problems; In case of emotional crisis or the departure of relatives, friends can give understanding and companionship, which will make people feel better.

17. When eating in the canteen at noon, the boss next door called his people to send him food to a certain intersection, saying that it had been blocked since morning. .

18. Just like when a group of people are running, everyone who takes care of the overall situation will never stop exercising because his shoelace is accidentally opened.

19. Run and chase. In this vast field, you are like a horse and an arrow. Run and chase. You are stronger than tigers and leopards.

20. When something is puzzling, I can't figure it out all the time, and I feel irritable and depressed. Just stop, don't think about anything, go to the training ground, gym, or exercise on the road.

Start your first fun running circle of friends this year 2 1. There is no shortcut to running, it is accumulated step by step, and persistence is the best!

22. Time is life and action is life.

23. Take a walk in the country road in the morning to release the depressed mood.

Youth is running, not afraid of wrestling, no matter where you fall in any position, you are not ashamed.

25. Funny sentences suitable for running a circle of friends run a circle of humorous friends (Figure 18)

26. The goal of life lies in constant pursuit, and the value of life lies in constant dedication.

27. Life is like a treadmill. Only by constantly running and surpassing yourself can we not be dragged back passively by it.

28. Running is a process of running out and finding yourself. I hope you don't forget to find yourself when you run out.

29. He was as fast as the wind. In the blink of an eye, he was gone.

As a man, you should keep your promise. Since you say you want to lose weight by running every day, say it every day.

3 1. When I decided to run in the playground, I found that when I saw those men and women, I didn't even have a dog with me.

32. Take the path of nature and cultivate the body of nature.

33. practice a sweat, and you don't need to see a minor illness.

34. After running every night, the desire to add meals is particularly strong, but unfortunately there is no nightlife.

35. My roommate and I agreed to jog in the street for half an hour every night. We persisted for a month, and the effect was really obvious. We ate all the barbecue stalls along the street.

36. Persistence is bound to succeed, but giving up is really comfortable. I remember that fun run was really a rookie, and the target only ran 2 kilometers in 3 kilometers.

37. The stronger you are, the more you use your brain.

38. Only women and heroes are sad, and wives and jobs are hard to find!

39. Running is a good medicine to overcome laziness.

40. Losers let it fail, and winners create success.

Start your first interesting running circle of friends this year. Chapter 3 4 1. Love will never stop, it has just begun!

42. Running is not necessarily better, but not running is definitely more sad.

43. It's great to find a good place in fun run. I don't need to be a vacuum cleaner anymore.

44. After running 5 kilometers, it rained a little and enjoyed the comfort of coming and going in the wind and rain.

45. Walk around the Happy Park to capture the fragrance of freedom; Exercise around the road to happiness and harvest health factors; Sing to the tall and straight green hills and play a dynamic beat.

46. I tied a kite to your blessing and sent it to heaven. I cut the kite string and let it float to you. Every sentence carries my deep friendship. I haven't seen you for a long time. Best wishes: Happy National Day!

47. I like to sweat while running. I like to breathe freely and quickly.

48. Listening to the crackling rain, I got up and walked to the window, and the rain came through the window.

49. Keeping healthy is a responsibility, but only a few people realize it.

What makes people tired is not the road under their feet, but the sand in their shoes.

5 1. A happy life is a light breeze and drizzle, running and running.

52. People are running happily, in the cool wind, and their favorite life and distance!

53. Operation 1 year is a change; Running for five years is a transformation.

54. I am willing to talk to Paopao and talk about a love that will not break up.

55. Running is a very happy thing, which can only be realized if you keep running.

56. Girls should never run for joy. What should they do when they meet a hot pot restaurant?

57. An exercise, like a detoxification and redemption, removes physical and emotional toxins and redeems tired souls and spirits.

58. If there is no if, I will grow old with you.

59. Practice long-distance running every day, and you will be young when you get older.

60. Get up early and be healthy.