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Quotations of the best childe

1. Mr. Lin Yutang once said that a speech is like a woman's skirt, the shorter the better. I feel the same way.

Don't worry, I have memorized your smell. Even if I close my eyes, I can find you as long as you pass by me.

If someone dares to betray and hurt, I will never let him go! Even if he hides to the ends of the earth, I will find him and make him regret living in this world!

4. Being around a woman is a place where men are immature.

We can't be Peter Pan. One has to grow up. When growing up, there may be troubles, pains, sadness and regrets, but this is an inevitable process. Since you can't keep the past and refuse the future, you can put everything down and put your hand in mine. I will hold you tightly in my arms like that time, so that you won't be hurt a little.

6. Of course, I know that giving may not be rewarded. I also know that love is the most selfish game, but does it matter? I just want to be happy when I am young. I don't care whether you like me or not. As long as you don't hate me, I will like you and pursue you in my own way. I also know that the probability that you like me is the same as that that I don't like you, but I really don't care.

7. When you realize that the price of a diamond is much higher than that of a glass bead, you will grow up sadly!

8. Swan can't fly in the sky forever. In fact, they are most attached to the clear pool, and only toads can eat swan meat!

9. When a person looks back on the past and thinks of love that flies across life like a meteor, he often blames the other person's mistakes on fate, which is actually wrong. This beautiful lie that regards mistakes as providence is just self-deception. In the final analysis, fate is too illusory, and what really affects us is often the moment when we meet and fall in love. The communication between men and women is full of uneasy uncertainty and awkward reserve.

10, there is one thing that will not disappear no matter how time is washed away, even if it is diluted. This is friendship, so many men will choose the former in the choice of friends and women. Because what flows in a man's bones is the blood of the iron pipa, not the charming tenderness of the red-toothed jade plate.

1 1, which girl and woman don't want to get a poetic love, which is also the inevitable weakness of women's eternal pursuit of romance.

12, there is no garbage in the world, only resources are misplaced! Therefore, there are no useless people in the world, only those who have not been developed and utilized.

13, sometimes there is no prize for second place, such as battlefield, such as love!

14, hating someone is actually unable to love someone.

15, Ye Wudao smiled and nodded slightly, and he carried happiness on his shoulders. How can I thank you? When I came to you, I wanted to pick a red leaf, but you gave me the whole maple forest.

16, people are not noble, noble because there is not enough temptation; People don't care about loyalty, loyalty is because the chips of betrayal are not high enough!

17, the furthest distance in the world is not when I stand in front of you, but when you know that you love each other, but you can't be together.

18, the first rule of survival, you can be mean and hurt yourself, but don't let others hurt you foolishly!

19. Even if a woman is not a princess, she should live as exquisitely as a princess.

20. When Ye Wudao walked out of the teahouse, the girl gently opened her eyes. Although she can't see things in the world, her eyes can penetrate people's hearts.

2 1, since you can't keep your youth and you can't keep it, then squander it or cherish it in your own way.

22. I have a conscience, but I usually put it in the safe.

On 23rd, Zhou Youwang smiled at Bomei people and lit a bonfire party. The princes of the world regard the safety of the world as nothing; Edward VIII refused to inherit the throne for widows, and those who love beauty are unpatriotic; Wu Sangui did not hesitate to condemn the three armed forces through the ages, and mourned all the time. When he rushed to the crown, he drove the Eight Banners fighters into the customs for beauty! Woman! Why do you have such magic?

A woman's body is far more honest than a woman's mouth.

25. Strength comes not from bullets, but from lies. Tell a big lie and the whole world will dance with you!

26, missed is missed, even if it is a misunderstanding! To miss once is to miss a lifetime.

27. If there is no chance, there will be 100,000 bodhi beings in three thousand generations. How can I just want to see you? If it is predestined friends, after a hundred knots of snuff, there is only ashes, and there is no resurgence. Three feet of Zita Law, a night of moonlight, is speechless!

There is no point in arguing with your wife. You know, your biggest reason is to marry her. Of course, the greatest axiom invented by genius in this century also applies to your girlfriend!

29, snow marks, even if you are an angel, my grandfather will drag you down to the bottom of hell, and then two people will snuggle up to each other and spend eternal years.

How can I thank you? When I came to you, I wanted to pick a red leaf, but you gave me the whole maple forest.

3 1, animals are still a little pitiful, and I don't have any, so I am not an animal.

32. Over time, women may forget that they once loved a person without hesitation, forget his tenderness and forget everything he did for them. She has no feelings for him and no longer loves him. Why is this happening? It turned out that their love wasted years. First, love made her forget time, and then time made her forget love.

Isn't it obvious to boast that another woman committed suicide in front of her?

34. If a person's heart really dies, there will be no more tears.

35. If it is really destiny takes a hand, even if one goes to the left and the other goes to the right, one day we will meet somewhere after a month around the earth.

36, this life, I just because there is no way to touch the heartstrings!

37. A person who can't drink gracefully and smoke decadent is like a person who can't sprint bravely. It's really a pity that he doesn't smell like a man.

38. Smart people don't mean how to hold a hand well, but know when to leave the table.

39. The secret of a happy life is to die without leaving a penny, but I miscalculated and spent all my money prematurely.

40. A man has two lines of tears, one for life and the other for beauty.

4 1, men need to bring a lot of things into the grave. Because a successful man needs to bury many things, such as love, such as glory. And, like life.

42. Hanshan asked me before: What should I do if the world slanders me, deceives me, humiliates me, laughs at me, belittles me, hates me and deceives me? Pick up the cloud: just put up with him, let him, let him, avoid him, put up with him, respect him, ignore him, stay a few years and see him.

43. The world between men and women is actually strange. Maybe you don't like someone, but when you can't get that person, this feeling will spread like a vine, and finally you will be shocked.

44. It turns out that after the death of the person you love the most, the living continue to love through memories. So don't think that dying for the person you love is love. If you really love, live for the person you love until you are very old.

45. I am different from you. You will never feel lonely, and I will always be lonely.

46. If one day you really miss me, don't be sad and don't regret it. In the street a few years later, maybe I will meet you holding another man and laughing in the sunset, as bright as summer flowers. At that time, maybe, I was holding my son, and then I passed by. Buddha said that looking back 500 times in the past life brought a passer-by in this life; At that time, I will ask the Buddha, if I pass by 500 times in my life, will I get my whole life in the afterlife?

47. Even if the first love is postponed to 30 years old, it will always be naive love!

48. A beautiful woman who refuses to admit that she is dying is the most terrible. A woman who pays attention to maintenance will delay the pace of time and reduce the traces of time. But no matter how capable a woman is, she can't erase the traces of time flow. The charm of Even Xu's half-aged mother still exists, and she will be cut by the sickle of time. Although women are made of water, they can't swim without a trace. The vicissitudes of time always carve a woman's face unconsciously, and no matter how exquisite the plastic surgery is, it can't polish the mark of time and restore the youthful style.

49. As the saying goes, color has its way. A pervert can be hungry enough to see that all creatures of the opposite sex have primitive reactions, but a playboy is different. For a woman, the best and greatest gift God has given a man must be extremely critical and rigorous. This is a playboy's job of hunting beautiful women, not only physically, but also mentally!

50. Disappointment is sometimes a kind of happiness, only because of expectation. Because there is love, there will be expectations, so even disappointment is a kind of happiness, although this happiness is a bit painful.

5 1, what's the point of the existence of hell if we don't choose to fall?

52. A man's talent is like a woman's pregnancy. It will take some time to see it.

53. Sex is what I want; Love is what I want, and so are people who are selective rather than love!

54. It is said that women and men in mythical times actually have four hands and feet, and one head has two faces. When Zeus, the main god, split them in half, and Apollo, the sun god, turned everyone around to see the wounds cut in half, it was doomed that the men and women cut in half did not know each other. Because missing is destined to find each other in the vast sea of people. Only by finding the lost other half, reaching out and hugging each other can we find the old love again. This is called fate.

55. God, make up for it by killing me with a beautiful woman!

56. Some people have too many smiles on their faces because there are too many tears in their hearts.

57. Whoever says love should help each other.

58. There is no question that the word absolute can answer. The answer is only a relatively recognized period of time. It doesn't matter if you don't regret it.

59. Perhaps only in the farthest time can you truly see the days you have passed. Missing is always hidden, and the most reluctant thing in life is always hidden the deepest and not known.

60. A bad person is one who bases his happiness on the suffering of others.

6 1. Only when I go shopping with women can I really understand the true meaning of this sentence: If money is wrong, I would rather be wrong again.

62. A woman's curiosity is terrible, no matter how lofty she is. Classic quotations of the best childe

63. This is an era without love letters. If a person writes his sweetheart's name 1000 times on stationery, it is called romance, then a person who copies a person's name 1000 times in the mail can only be called boredom!

64. Some things don't need to be put in your mouth, but in your heart. That's true happiness. Love, never say it easily

65. People have been doing three things all their lives, deceiving themselves and being bullied.

66. The mistakes made by a stupid person may be easily corrected, but the mistakes made by an extremely smart person may not even have a chance to be saved!

67. Men like Jiangshan because they think that only the whole Jiangshan can make their women move!

68. Men want mountains and rivers because they all think that giving up mountains and rivers for beauty is the ultimate love!

69. There are no eternal friends, only eternal interests!

70. Everyone needs to be responsible for his actions. Even if you are killed by a car while walking in the street, you can only blame yourself for your bad character.

7 1, the beauty and yearning generated by distance are temporary, all from the unaccustomed one who is not around. Once this kind of unaccustomed, the distance will be alienated.

72. Do you know the poor? Poor people's time is worthless, and sometimes they even want people to go to the trash can. They can be angry because a catty of cabbage costs a penny more, but they won't feel sad because they wasted a day. This is a typical poor thinking. The poor are not ashamed, but willing to be poor.

73. Kant said there are two things. The more we meditate, the more we can feel their sublimity and sacredness, and the more we can increase our piety and faith. These are the starry sky above us and the morality in our hearts. But when the starry sky is covered with dust, is there any reason for morality to be worshipped?

74. I, Ye, always help my relatives, but never help me. My grandson killed someone and set fire to it. If someone really dares to arrest them, the best you can do is not send Wu Dao to prison yourself. As for me, I will find a way to end the prison and let my grandson swagger out.

75. If I had shown up earlier, maybe you wouldn't be obsessed with another person. Or maybe they met a little late, and they slowly learned tolerance, understanding, kindness and compromise in their respective love experiences. Maybe when they come together, they won't give up so easily, turn around willfully and let go of love.

76. Why do social collectives despise men who depend on women for food? Calling it a gigolo is an aversion to this group of people who get something for nothing, but it is actually a sour grape psychology. Eating on it is also a skill, just like you can't satisfy customers, just like a duck, you won't be fired, so since everyone is eating, don't care what tricks you use.

77. Maybe wine is like a faint blush, so charming that the whole country is turned upside down, while tea is like a pear nest on the side of two cheeks, fresh as the breeze. So whether a woman drinks or drinks tea, it is a kind of amorous feelings. I like women who can drink hard liquor, and I also like women who can drink green tea.

Actually, smoking is like putting your hand in your jeans, not to be cool. At that time, because I felt cold, I would put my hand in my trouser pocket when my hand was cold. My heart is cold. Have a cigarette. If one pack is not enough, then one pack.

79. Life and death are rich, and it's a pity to meet each other late. Holding your hand and growing old with your son is the most romantic thing in life.

Even if 100 people pass me by. I thought I could find you. Because the other 99 are on their way. You walked into my heart.

8 1, I believe that fate, in the vast sea of people, there will always be a person with the same red line on his feet.

82. Being a bad guy also needs capital! For example, if you want to rob, you are robbed. What scandal? You want to rape a beautiful girl, but she simply puts her hand on the ground to prevent wolves. If you try to rape, you will lose all the men's faces. Rape is not a crime, but if you try to rape, it is your fault! If it is too easy to do bad things, not all of them are bad people, so it is not easy to be a complete bad person. It's not as difficult as being a living Lei Feng. Strength, strength is everything!

83. A woman in her twenties is like a football, with twenty men chasing after her. Women in their thirties are like basketball, with ten people chasing after them; Women in their forties become like table tennis, and two people call each other and keep pushing, while women in their fifties, hehe, like this kind of golf, play as far as possible.

Maybe you don't know, for us women, it's great luck to have a man who deserves to be loved for life. If we can still get that man's love, it will be a luxury.

85. Maybe some people are hateful and some people are despicable. And when I put myself in his imagination, I realized that he was more pitiful than me. So I forgive everyone I meet, good or bad. In fact, no one is wrong, only oneself is wrong.

86. God understands people's needs, so he puts the sky so far away, the woman so close and the man so close. Since God has made you so close to me, should I do something?

87. As long as you have absolute power, the truth will always be in your hands.

88. Is it unfair that a man is considered a master of love when he talks about love for ten times and a woman is considered a fox when she talks about love for ten times?

89. A woman who loves someone should be stupid. What's wrong with being stupid? Being too smart is a kind of harm in itself.

90. In this life, my heart is dedicated to yours!

9 1, this man's love is like a book "One Hundred Years of Solitude".

92. To accept a younger brother, you have to accept the information of diligence, pouring tea, delivering water and all kinds of beautiful women. If it is broken, there are good things to put down, and a beautiful sister or elder sister introduces such a brother as the best brother!

93. When you are in the tenderest mood, choose the most exquisite envelope and stationery, and write down your care and love with thoughts and lovesickness. This is the real romance and classicism.

94. I looked at the starry sky, but I found nothing brighter than my mother's face. I traveled all over the earth, but I didn't find anything more solid than my father's shoulder.

95. If you can stand up more often than fall down, you are strong!

96. Ye Wudao paused. Her eyes, which had never shed tears in her life, were moist for the first time. She smiled and trembled: If I stand you up like that again, I will pay you back in my next life.

97. Behind the joy is endless loneliness.

98. Happiness makes people frivolous, and only pain can make you grow.

99. Since my parents can't bring me glory, the wine I want to brew will bring glory to my children, instead of being bored and jealous of others, which is boring.

100, in the vast sea of people, there are many people who meet, know each other and love each other, but there are always many reasons why two people who love each other are separated. How much loneliness and loneliness to endure and how much external temptation to resist after letting go. At this time, it doesn't matter whether the oath of love still works. We can wait, but we can't wait, we must wait for love.