Talk about the humor of your own painting.

1, the model is perspective, no matter how many clothes he wears.

2. Don't eat still life. I'll eat whoever eats still life again!

3, dark side, bright and dark boundary, reflective projection, transition transition! I can't remember every day.

4. Pull a straight line! I said many times, pull a straight line!

5, vulnerabilities and patches Qi Fei, blue screen * * * crash color.

6. Nothing is more embarrassing than burping after coming out of the toilet.

7. I used to be a schoolmaster until one day I wanted to see the world of dregs, and I couldn't find my way back.

8. My brother said: I like to play with boys when I was a child, but I like to play with girls when I grow up.

9. I am bored and sing to the computer. After singing, the computer suddenly crashed.

10, seeing that everyone else is pretending to be serious, then I have to pretend not to be serious.

1 1. If eating more fish can make people smart, then I should eat at least a pair of whales.

Teacher: "Baker, why does the rocket run so fast?" Baker: "whose ass is on fire, don't run hard!" " "

13. I woke up in the morning thinking that I had grown taller overnight, only to find that the quilt cover was horizontal.

14, nature often appears in people's casual places, but when they want to capture it, it is replaced by hypocrisy, so artists in time mostly paint still lives, and the beauty of nature is very valuable in their eyes.

15, art is like a cactus that has been pierced all over the body and emitted outward, giving people thousands of feelings and inspiring the soul.

16, art is a common sight. Every grass, tree, flower and tree on the roadside can become the owner of beauty as long as it moves with its natural nature, and it can be called art. People can't live without art, that is, people who can't appreciate art can't live.

17. Art is a symphony of a huge system, each paragraph is soothing and does not need rhythm. The artist is a bird, flying up or down.

18. The Olympic spirit possessed by art is endless in content and discussion, which is the beauty of art itself.

19. Art advocates nature, naturalness and undisguised, which is also the reason why famous foreign oil paintings are enduring for a long time.

20. Art is always elegant and unattainable. In fact, it can be a song, an exhibition, an artistic life experience, joy and beauty.

2 1, with art, life is beautiful, with life, there is art, life is full of art, and there is no need to deliberately discover it. Nature produces beauty and nature produces art.

22. This is the most perfect art festival in my mind. I believe this art festival will come true. This art festival will be held, and it will be very beautiful!

23. The color of the whole handicraft is brown. Although this color is monotonous, it is a mystery. A mare and a fine horse stand at the foot of the mountain, with flowing water and birds and flowers on the mountain, forming a beautiful scenery.

24. Since I learned Hulusi, I feel like a different person and like to grow up in an artistic place. It can be said that without art, I have no fun.

At first glance, the word art seems far away from us. I always think that it belongs to artists and is the research object of elegant people, so it is difficult to get close to us ordinary people. However, if you really care about life, those arts are actually everywhere around us.

26. Time has changed, only it is eternal. This is art. Art is an indispensable companion in our life. When you enter the world of art, you will move from ignorance to richness, from shallowness to profundity, and from impetuousness to peace.

27. Painting is an art as well as a hobby. Everyone has different interests, but my passion for painting will never change.

28. There is also a red switch on the Mawei bus. Turn on the switch, and a refreshing music will be played, as if praising the beauty of peaceful times. Yes, the war is finally over and everyone lives a comfortable life. Isn't it exciting? Every day, Ma Jun chats with her mother and walks with her in the country. They live happily.

29, reading is not much, painting can not be elegant; Without a clear concept, painting can't be standardized.

30. Beauty is everywhere. For our eyes, it is not the lack of beauty, but the lack of discovery.

3 1. Art is nature and people.

32. People should not be arrogant, but not arrogant.

33. Artists paint with their brains instead of their hands.

34. Colors are as powerful as bombs, but they are also like explosives. There must be a good control method.

35. Sculpture needs life instead of originality.

36. In order to convey the feelings one has experienced to others, one awakens this feeling in his own mind and expresses it with some external symbol-this is the origin of art.

37. Art is the reflection of nature on the world. It is important to polish the mirror.

38. If you want to appreciate art, you must be an artistic person.

39. Life is life, and art is art. It can't and doesn't have to be exactly the same.

40. People who learn from me live as if I were dead.

4 1, clumsy artists always hold other people's glasses.

42. Perseverance can overcome any obstacle.

43. Work is the value of life, and the joy of life is also the happiness.

44. In fact, no sudden inspiration can replace long-term efforts.

45. The so-called master is to see what others have seen with his own eyes and find beauty in what others are used to.

46. Life is like a cork drifting by the river.

47. Take a walk with a thread.

48. Inspiration is just a reward for hard work.

49. When you are in a bad mood, sit behind her by bus and cut her hair with long hair.

50. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!