Everyone's jokes are not dizzy. Tell me more, more, more.

A: One night, there was a power outage in our village, leaving only a few lights on in the village.

B: Call the power supply station right away.

That's a good idea. I picked up the phone and dialed the number.

Did you get through?

A: Yes, and the most popular ringtone: fly slowly, dear, and be careful of the thorny rose in front.

B: Is anyone answering? I was so worried.

Hello, is this the Lightbringer?

B: OK, please connect. Now your village can see the light again. Let's get down to business.

Don't worry, his answer makes me wonder if I have the wrong number.

What did he say?

A: Sorry, if you want to find light, please call 120 directly and ask for first aid in ophthalmology. You don't need surgery or drugs. Brand-new equipment will make your eyes shine.

B: it's a medical advertisement! What happened afterwards?

A: In order to distinguish the true from the false, I play with it.

B: Of course. what did you say ?

A pig hit a tree and his eyes were badly hurt. What should I do?

B: (Learn electrician) Send to People's Hospital for emergency treatment.

A: Wait a minute. Do you know why the pig hit the tree?

Because this pig is nearsighted.

A: Both eyes are 1.5.

B: then I don't know. I want to hear everything about it. As long as the reason is specific enough, it is absolutely no problem to look at it again.

Because that pig can't make sharp turns. Are you an electrician?

Yes, I am. So the Lightbringer you mentioned is an electrician. Mine, at last, has pulled through.

A: Just understand. The power went out in Guangming village. Can you come down and have a look?

B: Don't worry, young man, I will get to the scene as soon as possible, and I will definitely run faster than Liu Xiang.

A: Thank you. On behalf of the villagers, I thank you, Lightbringer. Thank you for the audience (bowing off the stage)

B: Wait a minute (holding A's hand). How can he run faster than Liu Xiang?

He runs in a sports car. Running faster than a sports car? Just like a sparrow can't talk like a starling.

B: What a mess. Is the electrician here?

Ten minutes later, the few remaining lights in the village went out. It makes me happy.

B: You were happy when the power went out at home. You're crazy.

You're crazy. This is called temporary darkness before the light, which proves that the master has come.

That makes sense. It's probably very noisy in the village at this time.

That noise can almost bring the dead back to life.

What did they say?

A: The night gave me black eyes, but I used them to look for light.

B: What else did Gu Cheng's poem say?

A: What's the matter? Why is it so noisy?

B: I turned out to be blind.

A: Yes, I came out on crutches.

B: Do you have anything more classic?

A: If the light is coming, let us know first. Please don't make noise, folks.

B: That's good.

A: That's what I said.

B: You flatter yourself too much. No matter how good you say it, does it work?

A: After a few minutes of waiting, the long-lost light once again lit up my eyes. To show my gratitude, I gave this master a title.

B: What's the title? What title?

A: Zuo Shi of Guangming.

I'm still Yang Xiao! Then why not call it the Lightbringer?

That master is left-handed.

(Bows and walks off the stage)