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What are some short funny Halloween jokes?

Halloween is a traditional Western festival. What are some funny jokes related to Halloween? Below, the editor of SmartView has compiled some funny Halloween jokes for you. I hope you will like it.

Classics of funny Halloween jokes 1. The good-looking ones go to Halloween on a date, while the ugly ones stay at home to celebrate Wan Cheng Festival!

2. I’m so hungry, I I haven’t eaten for 3 days. I have made up my mind to go to your house for a feast tonight and ask who I am? Haha? Vampire! The wind blew through the fallen leaves on the street, ushering in a group of light-footed little ghosts. Let us Let the demons dance wildly and tell lies tonight!

3. If a vampire appears in front of you tonight, don't be afraid, I will tell you a spell that will definitely make him reveal his true form. That is to smile at him, and then shout: Happy Halloween! Let’s party together!

4. The night outside is so dark, and I am so scared to be alone. They say today is Halloween, and everyone is alone. All ghosts will come out to look for their significant other? Do you want me to become a ghost too? Come and accompany me.

5. May you and your friends have a Halloween night where you scream out loud and scare the living and the dead.

6. My girlfriend suggested that I give her a surprise for Halloween. On Halloween night, when she saw a coveted pair of 800-yuan boots in a huge jack-o-lantern, she hugged me with tears in her eyes and said that she was willing to live with me for the rest of her life and share the joys and sorrows. Then, we ate pumpkin rice together for half a month?

7. I went to buy pumpkins for Halloween, and the boss specially picked a big one for me. I said, "I can't eat so much by myself." The boss said: "I thought you were making masks." ?

8. I feel that the truth of Journey to the West is actually that the heaven and the Buddhist world are celebrating Halloween. They have sent people to cosplay as monsters and monsters, one family ten meters away, one hundred meters away, arrested Tang Monk, and waited for a monkey to dress up. The little baby came knocking on the door. This little baby has a very bad temper. Every time he goes to a house, he will yell: Don't give it to him! He will cause trouble.

9. Hundreds of women gathered to take off their makeup and celebrate Halloween!!

10. Everyone was busy celebrating Halloween. In fact, let me tell you: after taking off the makeup, every day is Halloween!

11. Speaking of Halloween, I think of the past of a coser friend: Back then, a few of them had the courage to go to a place on Halloween that was often haunted. I took a group of photos with supernatural themes in the ruins, but I didn’t expect that one of them actually captured a ghost. But because everyone's expressions and movements were really perfect in that picture, several people discussed it and decided to drop it out of the picture.

12. On Halloween today, my friend invited me to go to Happy Valley to play. I asked my friend what kind of disguise I should look like? My friend said: With your appearance, you are already scary without makeup.

13. On Halloween night, I walked down the street neatly dressed, pretending to be a human being.

14. On Halloween last night, A Ming said to A Hua, you were so scary pretending to be a ghost last night, you scared us to death. I said to A Ming from the side, you scared everyone to death last night in plain clothes.

15. I drank water behind the toilet, ran over my legs on the train track, and pretended to be a ghost wrapped in sheets! Haha, I wish you a happy Halloween!

16. Tonight is the best time to push down. , needless to say success, if the other party resists, it can also be explained: Happy Halloween, congratulations on catching a pervert alive.

17. Today is Halloween, and my friend invited me to go to Happy Valley to play. I asked my friend what kind of disguise I should look like? My friend said: With your appearance, you are already scary without makeup. @dailylist

18. Halloween 1 day later, 12 days later Singles, 55 days later Christmas Eve, 56 days later Christmas, 63 days later New Year’s Eve, well I can do it alone!!!

19. Speaking of On Halloween, I remembered the past of a coser friend: Back then, a few of them had the courage to go to a haunted ruins on Halloween to take a group of supernatural-themed photos. Unexpectedly, one of them actually captured a ghost. But because everyone's expressions and movements were really perfect in that picture, several people discussed it and decided to drop it out of the picture.

20. Everyone is busy celebrating Halloween.

In fact, let me tell you: after taking off the makeup, every day is Halloween!

Selected funny Halloween jokes 1. Put on a black cloak, draw lightning on your forehead, hold a black wand, and ride on a wooden broom. You shout in high spirits that Harry is coming, but one person says that the Halloween characters are really strange, and someone actually plays the role of a cleaner! Don't be depressed, there is nothing wrong with cleaners, your worries and worries will be swept away! Happy Halloween!

2. Big sale, big sale, big Halloween sale, get rid of your worries, party with Halloween, get rid of your flesh, throw your hair on Halloween, good luck will continue, throw away on Halloween, you will be happier. .

3. Plants vs. Zombies is our favorite. You and I are looking forward to the Ghost Story Party. It’s so scary and helpless to panic in the dark night! Halloween is here. I hope that your cuteness can make ghosts and gods helpless, and that you can appear and disappear happily. .

4. The wind blows through the fallen leaves on the street, ushering in a group of little ghosts with light steps. Let's dance wildly and tell ghosts tonight! Happy Halloween!

5. Blessed by heaven, the Jade Emperor The edict said: In order to strengthen the friendly exchanges between the east and west ghost worlds, on Halloween, the ghosts from the west are invited to the east for a vacation. The ghost tribes from the east and west have a grand party. The Celestial Master Zhong Kui has a day off and is not allowed to catch ghosts. I appreciate this!

6. Attention everyone: To prevent seeing ghosts during the day, be invisible when going out, dress like a human being, make mistakes at work, talk nonsense when talking, and be unaware of the text messages you receive! Please tell each other!

7. Today, I am extremely honored to inform you that Halloween is here. I wish you are the Saint of Love in relationships, the Saint of Gamblers in playing cards, and the Saint of Money in business. Saints will take the lead in everything in life, and life will always be smooth. , all the best, happy Halloween.

8. Today, 10,000 Monkey King will come to you and ask you to distinguish the true from the false. Bajie, you must recognize your monkey brother and don’t let your monkey brother down. Oh! Haha, Bajie, Happy Halloween!

9. Today is a special day. Western ghosts and ghosts will gather together to dance. To ensure your safe entry and exit, please wear a straw hoop on your head, a ghost charm on your face, and a linen cloth on your body. , wearing underwear inside out, holding a peach tree in hand, sitting on the urinal, listening to me recite the incantation: Amitabha, Happy Halloween!

10. Pumpkin lantern, bright and bright, big and small ghosts have nowhere to hide; magic wand, Flying and busy, worries and depression will be swept away; have a taste of lucky candy, and happiness and sweetness will surround you; wear a ghost mask on your face to drive away ghosts and evil spirits. Happy Halloween!

11. Your appearance is so strange that even Zhong Kui will look at you with suspicion. Your smile is charming, as stunning as a flower. Your figure is tempting, even those who are fat must worship you. Fans big and small, I will make you an idol. Have fun on Halloween. ***A moment of ecstasy.

12. You are a ghost, don’t deny it. You talk nonsense, you act like a ghost, you eat like a hungry ghost, you drink like a drunkard, you turn into a pervert when you see a beautiful woman, and the beautiful woman calls you a dead ghost. Happy Halloween, kid!

13. You are a cigarette, and I am a smoker; you are a wine, and I am an alcoholic; you are food, and I am a glutton; you take good care of me, and I am a glutton. Happy ghosts, Happy Halloween!

14. Deep love, misty rain, and beautiful women’s eyes are charming; the night is quiet, the wind is cold, and the black and white are unpredictable; the pitter-patter, panic, and lust Ghosts chase each other for the opposite sex; at the end of October, on Halloween, bring a pumpkin and have fun with wine!

15. On the way to learn the scriptures, Tang Monk said to Wukong: Master is hungry, go and make some food. Wukong turned around and saw Sha Seng and said: Junior Brother, go ahead! Sha Seng said helplessly: Okay, that idiot is reading the text message again. Happy Halloween, idiot!

16. I thought about going to my grandma’s house to take a look, but I was really dissatisfied? The old man is 96 this year and has already started decorating for Halloween early. There are spider webs everywhere in the house, insects crawling on the windows, and a skeleton sitting on the sofa. It's really caring, but no one answered after I called twice? Well, I'll come back next year to see it.

17. The good-looking ones have a date to go to Halloween, while the ugly ones stay at home to celebrate Wan Cheng Festival!

18. Question: "Why are Christmas and Valentine's Day in China?" It is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, but Halloween has not been popularized?" Answer: "Because women can't get gifts.

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19. ?Trick or treat!? The little boy opened the door and saw the little girl he admired standing at the door. He touched his empty pocket awkwardly, plucked up the courage to step forward and kissed her, and then asked: "Is it sweet?"

20. On Halloween night, I walked down the street neatly dressed, Act like a human being.

Popular Halloween Funny Jokes 1. On the first night when I moved to my new home, a man broke in in the dark. I was powerless to resist. He stole all my belongings. Damn tomb robber, when he left Nor did he cover the coffin properly.

2. Don’t answer the phone in the middle of the night? Don’t look in the mirror in the middle of the night? Don’t go to the toilet in the middle of the night? Don’t look at the time in the middle of the night? Don’t receive text messages in the middle of the night? You read it after I told you? Be careful! Today is the day Halloween!

3. There is a cat on the left, a ghost on the right, and a jack-o-lantern in his hand. There is a ghost in front, a zombie behind, and an old man flying above his head. witch. That’s right, you are the boss of Halloween, and you are the boss of Halloween! Happy holidays!

4. When you see this text message, congratulations on being chosen by the ghost as the first person to visit. We will have a party at your house tonight to welcome all the monsters and monsters, so be sure to come! Happy Halloween.

5. When you see this message, you must do one thing according to the following requirements. Enter the four words Happy Halloween on your mobile phone and send it to the person you like, because today is a spooky day. They need blessings during the holidays.

6. Lanterns. Lanterns rise, paper boats float, pumpkins light up, magic brooms fly, lonely ghosts are released, big ghosts and little ghosts run out, screaming. Call out, Halloween carnival, let’s do it together!

7. What is waiting for you is my helpless eyes, what calls you is my cold smell, without you my world is pale, without you my smile All with shadows, you are the perfect candidate for me, a lonely soul, to possess.

8. The gate to hell opens, and all the ghosts come out. So when you see people, you have to speak human words, when you see ghosts, you tell lies, when you see a pervert, you kick him a few times, when you see a female ghost, you have to tease him.

9. Light up a pumpkin lantern to illuminate the auspicious road for you, give you a sweet candy to bring you as sweet as honey, put on a ghost suit, and seek happiness for you everywhere. Halloween, I wish you endless happiness and joy!

10. Light up the pumpkin lantern in your hand, put on your happy mask, dress up to participate in the Halloween carnival night, forget everything for the time being, and enjoy today Late night party. Happy Halloween!

11. Light a ghost fire to illuminate you and bring you good luck; grab a handful of candies for you to taste; may your life be sweeter than honey; pretend to be a ghost. You are looking for it, and I wish you good luck; Halloween is here, and I wish you peace forever.

12. The motivation for sending this text message is "greeting"; the subjective performance is "intentional"; the objective performance is "information transmission realized by mobile communication technology"; transmitter: me; purpose: willing to receive the text message You celebrate Halloween as much as I do.

13. The wind blows the fallen leaves, and the night is a little lonely. On days like this, I can’t help but think of you first. I want to say to you, my friend, Happy Halloween! No need to thank me, Who makes you and ghosts close relatives!

14. The wind is roaring, the ghosts are screaming, and the pumpkins are shining; the lights are playing, people are jumping wildly, Halloween is so lively; wear ghost clothes, wear ghosts Hat, I promise to make today a mess. Haha, happy Halloween!

15. Crazy is the main theme today, scary is for fun, screaming is your tone, unchanged is your and my laughter, pretend to be a ghost until the climax, Halloween is coming Come, wear a different look, play until ghosts cry and wolves howl, and live a happy life!

16. By God, the emperor decreed: No matter you are black and white, impermanent, or sneaky; no matter you are A person may be as big as a kid, but he is still the master of a kid. Happy Halloween to all. Long live my blessings to you, play with confidence and be happy.

Appreciate this! Thank you!

17. There is nothing to fear from ghosts, but the fear of being obsessed with them; there is nothing to fear from gods, only fear of being distracted; Ghosts and gods wish you a happy Halloween!

18. The holiday is here, what are you waiting for? Put on a mask, light up the pumpkin lanterns, and wander around the streets like a ghost. The joy will belong to you, I ghost friend.

19. Look at you: wearing a mink hat, yelling hip-hop, making people jump; wearing a tiger robe, showing his teeth and claws, making passers-by run away; wearing horse shoes, jumping and jumping, making passers-by run away; see I thought that the monster came out of the cage and screamed; Halloween is here, your appearance is the most shining; Happy Halloween! I wish you a happy life!

20. Men are born guilty, and you can’t be afraid of being tired when doing things. Of course you pay for dates. , I have to memorize sweet words to death. You have to turn in your monthly salary, don't expect anything in return, any mistakes are your fault. Happy Halloween!