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Speaking of scheming bitches.

Speaking of scheming bitches.

1, there are so many bitches, what a green bitch, scheming bitch, bitch.

2. I dreamed of Dou for the first time in history and felt that I suddenly became a scheming bitch. . I feel that the whole person is not good.

3. You are all in the same trade, why do you have to be a bitch with all your brains exposed? Can everyone go to college happily without being stabbed in the back? Are you uncomfortable to see us happy? Will you suffocate if you leave school without anyone to manage it? Do you have to mind your own business now?

In fact, like my daughter-in-law, they are all poisoned by TV series. She was angry with Xia Bingbing, a scheming bitch, and I was angry with Wang Jing because he was stubborn and didn't listen to the patriarch! Angry, but still have to keep watching.

5, treat each other with courtesy, and what you get with your heart is to mend the knife behind your back. Hey, what are you talking about? It's terrible to get along with scheming bitches. Anything you say is meaningful. What a fucking dog! I hope I can keep up with one thing in IQ and EQ. Shit!

6. I have been in OppO for almost a year, and all the people who play well are men. Of course, there are also women who hate scheming bitches.

7. My classmates said I was so happy when I called. It turns out that I also have the potential to be a scheming bitch.

8. I despise men for playing tricks and being narrow-minded, which makes me sick. Can you be a man? If you want to be unknown, you must do it yourself. Don't let me find another scheming bitch. Be careful.

9, a big fat man in the circle of friends sent a selfie, and I echoed it. I feel like a scheming bitch, damn it.

10, man, don't believe in the afterlife. Well, from nirvana in fire's Jiang Zuomei Lang to the Republic of China's special agent, he was smart for two generations, and they were all powerful figures. But he was reincarnated in modern times. Although he was not stupid, he just couldn't see clearly that he was a scheming bitch.

1 1, scheming bitches are hard to prevent. I wish you good luck and wish me good luck. Stay away from scheming bitches and cherish your life.

12, sister, sister tells you, oh, don't be wishful thinking for a day, it's not yours, it will never belong to you. Your grandmother was really worried and disappointed when she asked. I'm fine, we're fine, and it will be better in the future. I heard that you are a scheming bitch, and I'm really worried about your ability. I didn't even have a chance to use it. Sorry, please be early in your next life.

13, a pair of favorite cp died in the fire, and a pair died in their childhood home. Everyone in "Tricky Bitch" seems to be unhappy in the future, except the other party. It's better to die. Hey. Really learn to comfort yourself on the road of seeking abuse.

14, telling us that waiting may not have a good result. You think a good girl may be a scheming bitch, and someone who has been in contact may be the most suitable.

15, treat me like a big man and scheming bitches one by one! I'm so angry with dad!

16, the scheming bitch usually says, it's so annoying, the nail polish has dropped!

17, everything has reincarnation, no matter what age, no matter what age, no matter how big or small, it is too late to cry in the morning and evening! For all scheming bitches, I hope you learn your lesson soon.

18, too lenient. Really going to be bullied. There are so many scheming bitches.

19. I accidentally saw it and deliberately opened my mouth. I am simply a scheming bitch! This is how I deal with problems? I think I will push you further and further. Push it until it disappears. I will never desecrate you again.

20. The low EQ of these years has finally been punished! Finally understand the meaning of helplessness. The intrigue between people is almost invincible, and adulterers also use scheming bitch skin to disguise themselves from being hurt!

2 1. When you are really angry with Mr. Y in the future, just pack up and run away from home. Never leave a chance to talk to him, otherwise he will use my uncle's tolerance and patience to eat away at my anger, and he will be passive when he speaks, and I will make trouble without reason when he speaks. Tricky bitch!

22. I thought this product had nothing to eat, so I gave it a bowl of rat poison and stuffed it all in my cheek! It's so full, it's going to explode! Tricky bitch!

24. I don't know what kind of person I have become in other people's mouths, green tea bitch? Bichi? Tricky bitch? Pretending to force? She said ~ unimportant people say you can care nothing. But I'm still seriously sad. You have grown so big that you have never seen anything! Don't be sad ~

25. I think bathing together is a relationship. Well, I also made a hand light and chattered together. Who would have thought that a year later, a dirty bitch? Hey hey hey!

26. I haven't soaked for a long time, and I don't want to output negative energy. But recently, it's really negative energy bursting. Suddenly found that life really needs to be full of energy. There are traps everywhere, and there are scheming everywhere. After watching so many TV series, I always remind you that unless you become a scheming bitch, you won't live to see the last episode. Do it and cherish it!

27, Lao tze is a person! One left, one right! Fuck! Tricky bitch!

When people are afraid that the truth will be exposed, they will think of covering up the truth with a minor lie. For example, a scheming bitch must disguise herself as a woman. Generally, people who go to the theatre are not stupid, but feel that daring to do something is more worthy of appreciation.

29, super hate people who love to lie, don't treat others as fools. As for the scheming bitch, I will obey you until the whole world spits on you.

30. scheming bitch ~ happy to go to work! Good morning ~ Evirbadi ~

3 1, many people say that I am a scheming bitch. Well, maybe I am a scheming woman in a simple crowd! Hatefully, I am such a scheming bitch, but I am a straightforward person. A lot of things can't be said, it's killing me!

32. I clearly slept badly on my stomach. I felt that I was pressing her, and immediately I showed a sweet and lovely look, a scheming bitch!

33. My classmates came to me to vent their anger. In fact, some of them were what we call scheming bitches when they were young. We are ignorant and simple, and people have become living from small brains. However, every step is arranged by God.

34. I can't help it I'm always tired of pretending that a scheming bitch is weak but dark inside, and I want to give her a big mouth every minute.

You don't understand that I'm dealing with two scheming bitches in Bai Lianhua. The male bitch didn't say anything, and the female bitch called me to ask questions. Alas, my heart is so tired.

36. Behind a scheming bitch is always another scheming bitch!

37. Only I am optimistic about time. I think Xia Bingbing is a scheming bitch and Mao Xiaochun is a Notre Dame bitch. I don't like either of the women in the play. I just like watching Hao Yuan's partner and his wife hahaha. How interesting

38. God, that small supermarket at school is like a scheming bitch. It invited two sister papers with hot faces to collect money, which was really amazing. But I dare not go shopping in the future, because our faces are too high and we are in the same grade. I don't know why I was really embarrassed, nervous and terrible while waiting for them to calculate the money.

After ten years of long-distance love and another scheming bitch, the hero and heroine are finally together.

40. I don't know how to say some words to make others understand and understand my inner feelings. They all talk to each other, scheming bitches, but now I have no plans for you. I'm really afraid that you will leave me. I will overcome all the difficulties. I'm really afraid you'll let go. I have a bad feeling that you may leave me. It's not that you don't love me, but that you can't get rid of me. It's not that important

4 1, I am not good but not hypocritical along the way. Let me get this straight. Don't beat around the bush. Confession is wrong, scheming bitch. I am not smart, but I am definitely not stupid. I can understand many things, but I just don't want to say them. Because people are too smart, they will be very tired. Sometimes confusion is happier. I don't like intrigue, calculation and hypocrisy. I like real people to treat each other sincerely, without sarcasm or irony.

42. The scheming bitch and Cyndi Diao are the best match and live happily ever after.

43. I thought let bygones be bygones. I didn't expect such a sharp blade behind me. People are sinister. Aren't you tired of holding your little kindness and depriving you of your sympathy all day? How much selfishness is there? Anyone can say something magnificent. However, you always say so falsely that you don't care, because you are thinking about your good. It turns out that your kindness to others is just a reason to step down. You are such a scheming bitch.

44. mchale is such a scheming bitch. She lost three games in a row from the beginning. Then let Gordon take the fall. If you want to be the number one scholar, just say so.

45. scheming bitch, let go of what you can't get, fight for what belongs to you, stay away from those who don't love you, stay away from those who love you, and try not to touch the purpose. People who always talk about you behind your back are either people who love you or people who hate you.

46.have I changed? I haven't changed. The scheming bitch looks cute taking selfies at work. I can't help being a scheming bitch, but everything I do is natural ~ this is Taurus, with nine personalities.

47. Never eat with fat people again. The scheming bitch was full before she ate, and she didn't give me anything to eat. Watching me eat will make me eat too much.

If you are a bitch, girls will be a bitch.

1. Don't you know her temper? You coax her more.

It turned out that she was so generous that she asked me for a bracelet of 20 yuan. I don't even have the money to give you a red envelope.

I just regard him as a friend. It's nothing to play together. You think too much.

Brother, she may not understand you, but I will always support you.

I'm just his sister. My brother and I are nothing, sister.

6. If a man doesn't pay back the money, his life will be gone.

7. It doesn't matter to me. Go and coax her.

8. I am in a bad mood. Let your husband accompany me. What happened?

If I had met you earlier, I would not have fallen in love with him but with you. Thank you for being so kind to me.

10, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. Sister, she won't be angry, will she?

1 1, I regard you as my own brother.

12. Is your wife asleep? Can I call you husband?

13, ah, you don't know, you told me, you are still roommates ~

14, your girlfriend's makeup is not as good as mine.

15, we are all good sisters, don't say "little three, no little three", we are strangers.

16, I won't do it. Maybe I'm too much like a boy to do it.

17, I don't like him. I am just an ordinary friend to him. Don't worry too much.

18, your girlfriend wears makeup well, unlike me who can't even put on sunscreen.

19, hum, it's all your fault. She ignores me now.

I'm afraid of the dark. Can you let your boyfriend sleep with me?

2 1, she is very good. She is not as stupid as me and needs someone to take care of her.

I am drunk now, so I can't take my words seriously, but I really miss you.

23, ah, you eat so little, no wonder you are so thin, it's not like me xxx;; Ah, you make up every day. I'm too lazy to make up.

It's his business whether he pays or not, and it's my business whether I come back or not.

I really don't want to break you up.

26. Clean yourself. I have to leave early.

27. Why doesn't your girlfriend eat? Oh? Lose weight. Hey, hey, I'm a foodie. I can't get fat no matter how much I eat.

28. I want to talk to you about an open relationship. Parents agree, relatives know, friends bless, and your wife agrees.

29. I always thought you and your ex would get back together.

Your girlfriend doesn't seem to like me very much Did I do something to make her unhappy?

Talk about fatigue and heartache.

Talk about my tired heart:

1, one day I will pass you silently without any noise. I missed a lot, and I was always sad alone.

2. The biggest sorrow is growing up. From then on, the smile is no longer pure, and the cry is no longer complete.

3. True love. It's not love at first sight, but love over time.

4. Why am I so tired? After all, I'm only sixteen.

After crying, I smiled and dried my tears and said, it doesn't matter, I can do it well.

6, no matter how painful, no matter how sad, people will not see it and will not feel bad about you. Who are you sorry for?

7. No matter how good the past is, the number of memories will be lighter!

8. Some things are like sand in your hand. The tighter you hold on, the more you lose.

9. Some memories are doomed to be indelible; Just like some people, they are destined to be irreplaceable.

10, you should have woken me up suddenly, and I was still wandering around.

1 1. I like what you like, I hate what you hate, and I can't love what you love.

12, the only thing I didn't do well was to say I love you.

13, we don't want to bear such ruthless habits, but we should cherish the hard-won happiness in front of us.

14, I will still believe in love, but I won't believe that love can last forever.

15, I am still a child, a child who will smile no matter how sad.

16, I was nice to you, but you pretended not to see it. I really didn't see your kindness to me.

17, I'm not waiting for you to love me, but for the day when I don't love you.

18, I didn't cry because I was sad, but because of the wind and my eyes were sore.

19, it's not that I don't want to forget someone. I just think about it occasionally, but there is no wave in my heart. True forgetfulness requires no effort.

20. Forgetting you is to prove that I can forget you.

2 1, melancholy, you left, I will go on with sadness and strength.

22. If you smile alone, you mean it.

23. You are the person I have loved, struggled, given up or tried my best.

24, passers-by noisy children running this is a good time, I am not old, you are still young, that is, the years are quiet.

25. Lovers, relatives and friends can't escape the joys and sorrows of leaving others, praying for the fruits of reincarnation, and the rain has scattered their hearts.

26. No matter how lively the memories are, I still sit alone.

27. When you see through everything, you will know that losing is more practical than having.

28. After all, you are my world. How can I give up?

29. It's really hard and tiring to love someone who doesn't love himself.

30. If you are tired of love, just let it go.

3 1, love to the wall, running water under the bridge. The best happiness is the care you give.

Talk about heartache:

1. Those who fail in real life and have no hope will be addicted to the Internet.

2. It turns out that there is such a love in this world. Cry if you don't talk.

There is a kind of singleness, and there is a kind of singleness just to wait for someone.

4, some people, knowing that falling in love will hurt, still love. We have always been so affectionate and cruel.

The end of one love is the beginning of another.

6. I am deeply poisoned by your love for tea, and I can't live without tea for a long time.

7. Retention and tears are useless or separated.

8. The happiest thing in the world is that someone makes you laugh when you want to cry.

9. The saddest thing in the world is that you love someone deeply, but you know that he can't give you the same response.

10, if my joke accidentally hurt you, I'm sorry, I thought we were really familiar.

1 1. If you can't forget yesterday, there will be no better tomorrow.

12, if you don't want me, please leave me and stay, just keep making me sad.

13, I tried my best not to let the people around me feel sad, only to find that I was injured.

14, you live in my heart in the name of love, and I am trapped in your prison as a supporting role.

15, you said that no matter what I became, you would never leave me, so I took off my mask and watched you escape.

16, you must be strong. Even if the strong road hurts and tears, you can only grit your teeth and go on.

17, dreams are always beautiful, and I always sigh when I wake up. Maybe it was naive at that time.

18, the dream is gone, my heart is broken, and I just stay to prepare for leaving.

19, others can see the happiness on their faces. Who can feel the pain inside me?

20. Look at yourself in the mirror and cry when you look at it.

2 1, remember everything that should be forgotten so clearly. Remember and forget so thoroughly.

22. First love should never be underestimated.

23, light, scattered, not much, just enough, fell asleep, screaming, understand? be

24. Everything else is mild except the cold heart.

25. Ignoring is not necessarily forgetting, but it must be alienating.

26. People who don't understand me. Do not judge me. After all, we are strangers. Besides. You are not qualified.

27. The greatest and stupidest way to love is to realize it.

If you swear, girls swear, too. Very Bai Lianhua.

1, your girlfriend's makeup is not as good as mine in the ashes.

I really don't want to break you up.

3, I'm not a playboy, I just care about the world and hope every man is happy.

I know this day will come, but I don't blame you. After all, your girlfriend has been with you for so long. If you still don't want to give up on me, I'm willing to continue.

We are sisters, please play your husband's J for me.

6. You have a girlfriend, so it is not convenient for us to meet. Let me give you a birthday present.

7. Brother, why is your girlfriend like this?

8. Clean yourself. I left early.

9. Sister, she didn't mean it ~ I just apologize ~ It's all my fault ~

10, brother, will your girlfriend misunderstand? I'll explain to her. I'm sorry if you two have differences.

1 1, I don't care, go and coax her.

12, your girlfriend is so cute! If I were so cute, I wouldn't be short of boyfriends.

13, I won't let him have this chance. I just need to watch it once and they will roll with me.

14, your girlfriend cares so much about you, you might as well choose my girlfriend, how sweet.

15, hum, it's all your fault. She ignores me now.

16, it turned out that she was so generous and asked me for a bracelet of 20 yuan. I don't even have the money to give you a red envelope.

17. He likes to kick the quilt when he sleeps. I hope you take good care of him.

18, your girlfriend is good at makeup, unlike me who doesn't wear makeup all day.

19, I don't like him. I am just an ordinary friend to him. Don't worry too much.

20, everyone is a good sister, don't say what a little three is not a little three, more welcome.

2 1, I am with your boyfriend, but ask yourself if I hope you are well.

22, ah, you don't know, you told me, you are still roommates ~

I love you, but I also love him.

24. Sister, what's the matter with you? Since I was with your boyfriend, you stopped laughing.

25. I just want to chat every day. I really don't want any other development.

I'm drunk now, so I can't take my words seriously, but I really miss you.

27. Oh, how easy it is to fall in love. My pursuers are lined up.

28. The sun here is too bright for my sister, but not too big for my brother.

29. It's okay. Sister has only one girlfriend to find again.

30. be my girlfriend I promise other girlfriends will not kill you.

3 1. Your girlfriend doesn't seem to like me very much. Did I do something to make her unhappy?

My brother asked me to take care of his girlfriend more.

33. I tattooed a conch on the inner thigh. If my brother comes near, I can smell the sea.

I just regard him as a friend. It's nothing to play together. You think too much.

35. Is your bed big enough to sleep?

I'm fine. I don't care. I just want to be with you, no matter what.

Do you think you broke up because of me?

I'm here to join this family, not to break it up.

39, you go to coax your girlfriend first, I'm fine.

If I had met you earlier, I would not have fallen in love with him but with you. Thank you for being so kind to me.

Brother, she may not understand you, but I will always support you.

Stop it, that man is my brother.

44. Your girlfriend wears good makeup, unlike me who can't even put on sunscreen.

45. You see, I am married and have children. You are two steps behind me. You have to hurry.

I hope it won't bother you. After all, your female ticket is a jealous person.

47, ah, you eat so little, no wonder you are so thin, it's not like me xxx;; Ah, you make up every day. I'm too lazy to make up.

48. I'm sorry that you are so green, others pay back the money and then disappear.

I didn't expect you to be with her again.

I didn't mean to. You should forgive me.

5 1, if a man doesn't pay back the money, his life doesn't count.

52. Do I need to reduce my physical contact with him when you are together?

53. Does my brother miss me?

54. Excuse me, are you married? If you weren't married, I wouldn't be three.

I know you are kind to me, but you don't want to bore me.

56. You won't quarrel about this, will you ~

Your boyfriend and I are just good brothers. Do you think too much?

58. National Day can only see the world in a circle of friends, unlike when you accompany your girlfriend and pretend to be indifferent to me.

59.Ang ~ ~ Is that right? I don't think so ~ ~

Why are you angry? He is my brother. )