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The more poisonous a man is, the better.
2. Are you numb and swollen when you are pregnant and in the sun, which makes your inner world so dark?
3. Watch you doodle. I think your mother must have been full of anxiety and absent-minded when she gave birth to you.
4. Why didn't the country use your face to study bulletproof vests?
5, I don't think you are suitable for cutting in the middle, you should get 38 points, who told you that you are always so 38!
6. Why do you look like a joke? I really ask how ugly you can be, just like donkey face and Dalmatian.
7. I said why I always smell a bad smell. So you took off your pants and farted here
8. You are an old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, and you are a brainless creature who can think.
9. It must be the best among the dregs and the beast among the beasts. Look, your little face is not as thin as a pig.
10, you are so cool: fart, take off your pants, walk a few steps, and don't fall in love and be jealous. What a fool! If you don't study, you will fall into the river and try to catch pearls when you die!
1 1, I really don't want to scold you, you shameless, despicable and treacherous little man.
12, although I often brush my teeth, my mouth still smells like shit; Although I often take a bath, I still smell like scum.
13, I am a just person, how can they call you a pig? This is too much. You can't judge a book by its cover!
14, you should be pulled out of the henhouse and put in prison at once!
15, read some books that are not so harmful. I wish you can become a noble person, a pure person, a person who goes from low-level interest to benefit the people.
16, I forgot there is another kind of people in the world-Martians, where are you from?
17, you tear off the left face and stick it on the right face. You are shameless on your left and shameless on your right.
18, don't say I don't meet your requirements. I'm not a recycling bin, and I can't find the garbage you want.
19, like you, you are not pure, and garbage people sometimes pull out organic matter.
20, you'd better this is the last time, don't be * *, become a chicken. Otherwise, it's hard for me to imagine what it's like for you to be famous in China.
2 1, I told you, if you go deeper, you can see how childish and ridiculous your meaningless struggle is. You got it?
22. You laugh that I am different from you, and I laugh that you are all the same.
23. When I saw you, my mood was even more tangled than going to the grave. My silence to you can silence the whole universe.
24. Do you have a hole in your head? Damn it, I'm telling you, the materials of the blacksmith's shop, the goods you beat.
25. Do not volatilize the essence of being a bitch, how to seduce those animals?
26. In this age of non-mainstream brain damage, we can always meet some insane people pointing fingers and swearing at us.
27. Beauty can only be used to deceive men, and cleverness can be used to deceive the world.
28, I can tell from your appearance that you were caught by the devil when you were a child!
29. Whoever meets you is unlucky, and you are a fucking disaster.
30. It is true that your mother feels so noble with an empty face that has been splashed with sulfuric acid.
3 1, you hate this world, so go back to your mother's womb and enjoy the warmth!
I want you to regret it and pay for what you have done.
33. It's hard to hide your inner filth when you look like a person. What's more sad is that you can't even receive money.
34. Since you became a piece of shit, no one dared to step on me.
35. The smell of inferior perfume is still coming to men all day. Who looked at you?
36. Kindergarten-level high school students, frog heads with congenital Mongolian disease,
37, you fucking stink, even the shit in your crotch doesn't stink like you.
38, depend, you fucking do * * and want to set up chastity memorial arch, shameless?
39. Your sister and I are married, and the earth-shattering sister is called a bed; She said she was so happy that she had to be her husband!
40. Are you still holding on? No, you are shameless!
4 1, you shameless, you think all the seas are your mother, and everyone wants to spoil you!
In fact, I have put up with you for a long time. I really dare not argue with you. Your words really polluted the air.
43. The cashier said there was no change. Here are two plastic bags for you!
If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.
You can insult him with all dirty and obscene words, but you can't reveal what he is and what he is!
46. Before spraying excrement, think about what you have done and whether you are qualified to talk about others.
47. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.
You said 48. You want to save face. If you really want to save face, I have never seen anyone with more face than you.
49. I don't know which mental hospital forgot to close the door and let you run out and wander around. Don't come out with mental illness.
50.look at you. You are poor. More and more like a dog. Nothing can be done, and neither can language. Boast to me that I am a legendary hero in China.
5 1, why don't you tell him yourself that you have a crush on him and let him dump me to prove your love for Black B?
You are very creative and have the courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention.
53. Your face is the letter between A and C. How dare you come out to meet people like that dog?
54. Your face has become the trademark of a world famous brand. Make a poster for Jurassic Park!
55. Your brain is flooded and your cerebellum is defective. Pigs can read, and you can't even pass the pig kindergarten exam, which really worries your pig mother.
56. Jian 'an people will always be Jian 'an people. Even in the economic crisis, you can't be expensive.
57. Have you not bathed for ten thousand years? I think it's upside down when I look at you
58. The festival is coming, and I will send you a pair of couplets: Part I: Trees don't need skins, and they will undoubtedly die; The second part: people are shameless and invincible in the world; Man is cheap and invincible.
59. Is it easy for parents to support you? Open your mouth and bring them out easily.
60, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; Not necessarily an angel with wings-mother said it was a bird man.
6 1, you said, you want face, you really want face, I have never seen anyone with more face than you.
62. Don't think that just because you have a face of Xifeng, you are fooling around and being a servant of Santai Palace.
63. Everything is powerful in front of you, even a speck of dust.
64. I have a stomachache and want to throw up today. There was an exam in the afternoon, and halfway through the exam, I couldn't help throwing up. The teacher came over and said with concern, "Why, the question is disgusting?"
65, you can't beat the beast: you are not as good as the beast; You are chained to an animal: you are like an animal.
66. Did you forget to brush your teeth and wash your face again? Why is your mouth so smelly today? Is the face particularly ugly?
67. You can't resist my estimate. You can only knock on the keyboard and tell me that you are crying inside, and there is nothing you can do, right?
I have dug a grave next to your house for you. You can go in now.
69. When I saw you, I suddenly understood what Picasso was like.
70. Living wastes air, dying wastes land and dying wastes RMB. ...
7 1, your father is also a powerful person, he can skillfully avoid the inheritance of all excellent genes.
72. Congratulations on your return rate of over 90%! Vomiting rate exceeds 100%! Oh, you don't know what the vomiting rate is? That's the vomiting rate after turning around! Congratulations!
73. You are so mutated. You are a back, and you are stupid on all sides.
74. I think Pan Jinlian is * *. Unexpectedly, you are better than Pan Jinlian 100 times.
75. Do you still remember what Tang Priest said? People and goblins are born of mothers, and people are not necessarily born, so you are a shemale.
76, just scold you blush, you should laugh, don't let me scold you to pieces!
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