Don't comment on my good and bad easily. I haven't eaten at your house yet.

1. I don't think you are a qualified friend. You better be my wife.

You may be great, but I may not respect you.

The most painful thing in the world is to hold your urine in class until class is over, and as a result, the teacher still delays the class.

4. Only when you meet someone you like will you become speechless. I don't want to say a word when I meet someone I don't like.

The furthest distance in the world is that I look at you frequently on the bus and you look at me frequently. I fell in love with you at first sight, but you clung to your wallet.

Every time I write a history paper, my hands are shaking, just because I know that I will change history soon.

7. When you feel lonely and helpless, just think about it. There are billions of cells that live only for you.

8. A mobile phone, a computer, an air conditioner, a refrigerator, full WiFi and a friend who can go out on a date are all my requirements for this summer.

9. Don't make yourself cry easily. When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. When you cry, you are the only one in the world who cries.

10. There is a heartache called follow one's inclinations, and there is a disappointment called forget it.

1 1. It's better to meet if you miss it, and climb if you follow it. Life is just a journey, you pass by me, I pass by you, and then, practice separately and move forward separately!

12. The sky descended on Sri Lanka. You must first turn off its mobile phone, stop its traffic, steal its account and unplug its network cable, in order to bid farewell to scum and become a schoolmaster.

13. Many times, if you don't say anything, I won't say anything, that's all. When you say something, it changes. Think about it.

14. Sorry, I am not a wifi or a currency. Naturally, I can't love everyone, what's more, not everyone is human.

15. Grievance is like a fishbone stuck in the throat. Spit it out or swallow it.

16. You must have hired a very good lawyer to live in my heart. He made a perfect defense for every mistake you made.

17. Sometimes, we do something wrong because we use emotions when we should use our brains.

18. At the end of life, what matters is not how many times you breathe, but how many moments you can't help but hold your breath.

19. You have never experienced one tenth of what I experienced. How do you know how many stories are in my tears?

20. In this world, the ocean is the widest, the sky is wider than the ocean, and the examination range is wider than the sky!

2 1. Squat down and touch your own shadow. Sorry, I'm tired of letting you follow me.

22. You think the worst thing in life is to lose the person you love the most, but in fact the worst thing is to lose yourself because you love someone too much.

23. Don't comment on my good and bad easily. I didn't eat a bite at your house.

24. When I was a child, happiness was a very simple thing; When you grow up, simplicity is a very happy thing.

25. In this society, tattooed people are afraid of heat, which leads to iphone people having no pockets, watches patting their legs and gold teeth showing their teeth.

Talk about QQ: Don't be invisible, I have already deleted you. Tell me funny: I wanted to eat my sorrows one by one, not to eat them into meatballs one by one.

1. I found that my myopia has become more and more serious recently, and I can't see the money when I open my wallet.

I will try my best to realize my dream and make up for the cow I blew when I was a child.

3. Time is a butcher's knife, which is used for handsome people, but for ugly people, time can't help them.

It is said that as long as you shout at the mirror three times in the middle of the night, your mother will come out and hit you.

If you are ugly, I can consider eating, watching movies and talking about life with you, but you are so beautiful, I just want to sleep with you.

6. unrequited love is fruitless. For example, I love math.

7. Do you think having money will make you as happy as you think? No, you are wrong. You can't imagine the happiness of rich people.

8. I have been looking for a man named Li. I want to avenge my brother, because I hit my brother!

9. Sometimes two people who chat happily online don't talk so much as soon as they meet, probably because they can't send expression packs face to face.

10. Can you believe it? There is always a girl coming into this world to torture you.

1 1. There are only two kinds of mathematical proof questions, one is horizontal slot, which can be proved, and the other is horizontal slot, which can also be proved.

12. You can disagree with me, but I can hit you.

13. I want to eat my sadness bit by bit, but I don't want to eat it into meatballs bit by bit.

14. Recently Alipay paid hundreds of thousands of bills and millions of friends. If you have any difficulties in the future, we are all friends. Take good care of them. I didn't know you were so rich. Sometimes my bad attitude is my fault. Let's get to know each other again later.

15. Go home early these two days. Recently, you stole a lot of pigs. I'm afraid something will happen to you.

16. I heard that there were ghosts on the internet during this time, and someone died suddenly for no reason in the middle of typing. One of my classmates just.

17. Don't ask me if I have an object in the future. It's against heaven that we immortals fall in love with mortals.

18. Be sure to remember those who chat with you late into the night. It is because of them that you stay up late, with heavy dark circles and poor skin.

19. In the past, cars and horses were slow and letters were far away. You can only love one person in your life, but you can have many mistresses.

20. It is said that when a girl is angry, she will hold her down and kiss her hard, but why did I get hit by her boyfriend?

2 1. If you take selfies for so long, why don't you have a boyfriend?

22. I am not a simple and thrifty person. I am poor.

23. The king wants 100 pigs. The minister only brought 99 heads. The king said, 1 pig? The minister said, 1 people are still reading this sentence!

24. The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old, and I am still handsome.

When I was a child, my dream was to be a hero. When I grew up, I didn't expect it to be easily realized in an Internet cafe.

Please remember that I am a cold-hearted person. Please don't be confused by my mental illness.

Please pay attention to parents: in recent days, a new type of fraud has appeared in society. Liars will forge a report card with a low score, falsely claiming that it is a child's achievement in the name of e-school, WeChat and class teacher, and sow discord among them, causing serious family discord. Please delete the result message immediately after receiving it. Don't believe it. Forward positive energy at will. In short, I will briefly say; Don't persuade me to be generous until you have suffered from me.

1. If you want to be happy with a man, you should know more about him and not love him too much. To be happy with a woman, you should love her more, but you don't want to know her! -Shakespeare

When I am full of interest, don't say "Oh" to hurt my feelings.

3, happiness is not immortality, not big fish and big meat, not the power of the ruling and opposition parties. Happiness is the realization of every tiny wish in life. Eat if you want, and be loved if you want to be loved.

Don't persuade me to be generous until you have suffered from me.

Your position only comes from hearsay. Please experience it yourself before criticizing me.

6. Rationality, integrity, not fighting with the world, will always be lovely.

7. Someone will hold you on the top of your heart, like what you like like like a fool, and someone will protect your girl's heart and make you believe in love again.

8. When people are around, they always feel that there is an opportunity. In fact, life is subtraction, and one side is missing when you see it.

I disdain to argue with anyone. Those who love me, don't argue. If you don't love, it's no use arguing again. If I give up, it's not because I lost, but because I got it.

10, where are so many sad things? It must be that you don't work hard and think too much.

I want to hug and touch you. If you don't agree, you can kiss me.

1. When I am clamoring to leave you, I can't leave you.

I won't be jealous like a little girl, and I won't die if I leave. Since you have the courage to start, you have the courage to get away with it.

I'm fine. I think it's time for bed. It's not good to stay up late thinking about you.

Never come here, please make a detour.

I like you, even if I give up a thousand times in my heart, I will say a nice word to you and risk my life another ten thousand times.

6. Meeting you is predestined.

7. I have been taught to be polite since I was a child, so I like you and you have to like me.

8. I prefer to stay up late with me than those who advise me to go to bed early. There is a simple reason. Everyone can care about you and miss you occasionally, but few people are willing to give up their own rules to accommodate you.

9. May there be someone around you who will always carefully protect your childlike innocence and love you.

10. I want to hug and touch you. If you disagree, you can kiss me.

1 1. I am just a little girl. Why should I care about the feelings of so many people? If I like you, I will be good to you. I just want to give you the world, but you don't want it. what can I do?

12. Maybe you are not the best, but you are what I want most.

13. Every time I quarrel with you, I want to rub into your arms, pout and say that I am wronged, and finally ask for a hug.

14. Every time I miss you, I have to remind myself that if you wanted to chat with me, you would have said so.

15. If you like someone, you should express it quickly, because it is very likely that you will like another person tomorrow.

16. When you came to see me, I felt that I had never seen Sanqiu for a day. You smiled at me. I don't think Sanqiu has seen it all day.

17. What is love? The first cry of the green cicada, the first ray of dawn, the strawberry yogurt newly listed in the supermarket, I want to tell you all the good things I saw when I opened my eyes, and I can't wait to whisper in your ear all the time. Yes, I like it so much!

18. When you say good night, my night begins, even though I saw the moon before that.

19. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years.

20. All men in the world are liars. Beautiful or not, women will be cheated. The difference is that the lucky woman found a big liar and cheated her all her life. The unfortunate woman found a little liar and cheated her for a while.

2 1. I don't have any flowers or colorful balloons. I don't know much about romance. The most outrageous thing I did was that night, when the wind was strong and the street lamp was still on, I hugged you.

22. You really can't like someone too much. You will bury your life in this unworthy place. The scary thing is that you still think it's worth it.

23. I am vain to death. I just hope that you are good to me, only to me, and let everyone know that you are good to me.

24. You pretend not to understand, and I pretend to be relaxed. If you miss it, you miss it. People always have a little character.

25. I hope there is me in your story, even a little bit. I'm glad to have you in my story, forever.

26. The emotional ending that breaks one's own principles and bottom line will definitely not have a good end.

27. I always want to make you angry. I'll kiss you as soon as you pout.

28. Feelings can be cultivated slowly, but not emotionally.

29. When you are in love, you need to be sincere; When you are persistent, you need to communicate; When you are angry, you need to be calm; When you are happy, you need to share; When you criticize, you need tolerance; There are no perfect two people, only two hearts that are tolerant of each other.