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Work is very tiring. How can I be with my wife?

If you can do the following 98 things and love your wife, your marriage will be very happy.

Your wife must be the happiest person in the world!

1. When introducing new friends to her, please hug her waist instead of standing by and pointing with your fingers.

2. When you meet a beautiful woman in the street, stare at it for no more than 5 seconds and look at the same girl for no more than 5 times.

A man who listens to his wife will succeed, so you should listen to her.

She can bully you, but you must never bully her, because although she bullies you, she always thinks of you first every time something good happens!

If she cries at you, you should try your best to coax her until she smiles through tears!

6. Post her photo on your wallet, mobile phone ... all the places you often see.

7. Never leave her for more than ten days.

In front of her friends, I hope you can show that you love her and make her more nervous than usual.

9. Being a big man doesn't mean being overbearing.

10, gentleness does not mean that you have no opinion.

1 1, chic doesn't mean no explanation.

12. Never yell at her in public or leave her alone.

13, it doesn't matter to teach her when she does something wrong, the most important thing is to coax her later.

14, ignore her when she loses her temper and don't give her time to calm down. In fact, she doesn't need time to calm down at all.

15, you can accompany your friends, but you must value color over friends.

16, when she misses you, she makes time to date her.

17, looking at her eyes is very focused.

18, profound tone.

19. If a girl talks to you, you should hold her hand. If she happens not to be around, please keep your distance from them.

20. Hold her hand when crossing the street.

2 1, know how to cherish every minute with her.

No matter how busy you are, don't forget to call every day.

23. Sing her love songs often.

24. Two people have the right to be angry, but not on the same day. If she was angry that day, you can't be angry either.

25, her life is not smooth, you should be persuasive, help analyze and put forward some constructive solutions.

26. Love your wife very much, resolutely support her decision and obey her leadership.

Even if people all over the world don't believe her, you should believe her unconditionally. Because she would do the same to you.

28. Don't smoke. Fire as soon as you find out.

29. When quarreling with her, each speech shall not exceed 3 minutes (inclusive) and the volume shall not exceed 20 decibels (inclusive).

30, strengthen exercise, strengthen the body, and carry her to the fifth floor in one breath.

3 1. When she is in a bad mood and loses her temper, hug her instead of arguing with her.

32. The unreasonable wife is spoiled rather than wild.

Let our room be filled with flowers and updated frequently.

34. Go home from work on time and cook food for your wife.

35. Take your wife's hand for a walk after dinner.

36. My wife likes "artistry" cosmetics. I want to buy it for her every year and dress her up beautifully.

37. Try not to let your wife touch cold water, because it is not good for your wife's health.

Don't make your wife angry because she did something wrong.

39. There is a big house with a special study, a spacious balcony, rocking chairs and leisure seats. Grapes can only grow if they are entangled in rocking chairs. In your spare time, you can sit in a rocking chair and chat.

We have a professional stereo at home, because we all like listening to songs.

4 1. Remind my wife to take medicine on time when she is sick.

42. You can't turn a blind eye when your wife wears new clothes, and it must be beautiful and suitable for her.

43. Cook eggs and brown sugar water for my wife every month to cure her pain in those days.

44. Sleep with your wife every night.

45. Warm your wife's cold hands and feet with body temperature in winter.

46. Arrange a trip with your wife every year.

47. Be good at discovering the beauty of your wife.

48. Sincerely say to your wife, "I love you!" .

49. Keep your mobile phone on so that your wife can find herself at any time.

50. Be the first to tell you good news or bad news.

5 1. Every time we meet for the first time after saying goodbye, we should kiss our wife deeply.

52. Go shopping with my wife to buy her favorite skirt.

53. When it rains, hold your wife's shoulder and hold an umbrella.

I don't mind shampooing my wife.

55. Squeeze toothpaste for your wife when brushing your teeth together.

56. Learn various massage methods to massage your wife, especially often doing foot massage.

57. Think of his wife's uncomfortable days and buy his wife's sanitary products.

58. Don't get too close to other women and make your wife suspicious.

59. Let your wife know that she is a responsible person at all times.

60. Respect your wife's privacy, don't restrict her freedom, and trust her.

6 1, take time to watch her favorite TV series with my wife.

62. Don't lie to your wife, just do as you say.

Only the wife is the most beautiful in the world.

64. Sweet talk to your wife at night.

If you make an appointment with your wife, you can't be late.

66. Pay attention and always surprise your wife.

67. Don't be angry with your wife, and don't quarrel.

68. Always hug your wife, even in the street. When you go out with your wife, you should hold her hand.

69. Hold your wife from behind while watching the scenery with your wife.

70. After supper, I wash dishes and mop the floor. I can't let my wife do this dirty work.

7 1, when quarreling with others, the wife is on her side. If the wife is wrong, tell her privately.

72. I am the wife's support for her to correctly decide important matters.

73. Cover your wife's ears when setting off firecrackers.

74. Listen to your wife carefully. Let my wife hang up first every time I call, so as not to let her lose, and I can't bear to hang up on my wife.

75. Holding his wife on the bus and secretly kissing his wife.

76. Plan your wife's diet and nurse her body to make her healthier and healthier.

77. Let your wife's friends envy you for having an excellent me to take care of you.

78. When relatives and friends visit, keep the room tidy.

79. Carefully make nutritious soup for your wife and let her drink more.

Choose good food for your wife.

8 1, when you go out with your wife, you should pay attention to your image and deserve a beautiful wife.

82. Always remember the day when you met your wife.

83. Send flowers to your wife's workplace occasionally.

84. Always take photos of your wife and leave every happy memory.

85. Remember your wife's casual wishes and realize them quietly.

86. Give your wife mosquito-repellent incense in summer night to prevent her from being bitten by mosquitoes.

87. Give my wife a decent thing. When people ask, I can proudly say that it is from me.

88. Take your wife to eat all kinds of delicious food.

89. My wife made several phone calls outside by herself, so pay attention to safety.

90. Kiss your wife wholeheartedly.

9 1, communicate with your wife more to avoid misunderstanding.

92. Give your wife a future and spend the rest of her life with her.

My wife should thank her for everything she has done for me.

94. Keep motivated, learn more knowledge and work hard for our future.

95. Tell my wife's family that I will take good care of her and reassure them.

96. Hold your wife when it thunders and say, Don't be afraid, I'm here.

97. Pick out the fishbone for your wife when eating fish.

98. A harmonious society needs a harmonious family, and emotional happiness can resolve the economic crisis, so loving your wife is also a contribution to the motherland. ...

99. Love your wife for a long time!