Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - Legend of Wuyunshan
Legend of Wuyunshan
"Sister orange, this is no good. The master will collapse. We have to find a way. "
"You and Doby ok? I think he usually likes to play with you. "
"It's no use, he hasn't played games with me for a long time. I tried to Doby him and he didn't respond. "
Purple orange eyes turned a few times, and the plot succeeded.
"Why don't we ..."
Purple orange told her plan, and red apricot shouted: wonderful!
One night, Feng Qi was sitting in a daze by the window when an almond came running nervously.
"No, no, master, come on. Sister Zi Orange was drunk and went crazy in her room. "
"What? Did you drink the purple orange? " Qi Feng snapped to his feet and strode to Purple Orange's room, followed by an almond trot.
Qi Feng went to the door and knocked three times, but no one answered. He pushed open the door. He was dumbfounded by the sight before him.
On the table in the room, there is a huge jar, several plates and a red candle. Purple orange, with his back to the table, hummed "Acacia Tears". Her voice is big and small, high and low, like telling and crying. The room is full of strong alcohol.
"Purple orange!"
Qi Feng gave a cry, not loud but full of majesty.
Purple orange's singing was interrupted, and she turned to look at Master. She changed her old reserved and dull attitude and grinned. The blushing face is more charming against the candlelight. Two lines of clear tears shine like two beams of light. If she turned her head and smiled, would there be a hundred spells?
"Red apricots go out first, and I'll tell my sister something."
"Master, I want to be with my sister, too." An apricot whispered.
"Get out!" Qifeng shout at top of voice, voice beyond doubt. Xinger had to vomit vomit tongue, back out, quietly left the door.
"Purple orange, how do you drink so much wine? You are not good enough, and drinking so much will hurt your vitality. "
"Teacher, can you dance? I want to dance, I want to dance, will you come with me? "
When she stood up, Qi Feng realized that Zi Ju was wearing an orange dress today, and the skirt was very big, just like an orange butterfly flying by, holding Master's arm and walking in.
"Stop it, I can't dance. Sit down. " Qi Feng sat at the table with the purple orange, and then conveniently sat next to himself.
"Why don't you drink with me? I haven't had enough. " Purple orange took a cup and was about to pour wine. It was stopped by Qi Feng.
Purple orange helplessly glanced at Qifeng, withdrew Qifeng's hand, leaned his elbow on the table, and covered his face with his hands.
"What's the matter today? Why did you suddenly start drinking? Still drinking so much? "
Purple orange don't talk, QiFeng cocked his head and looked at her.
"What happened? Talk to master. "
Purple orange still ignored him.
"What's the matter with you, son?"
Purple orange began to sniffle, her head and hands trembled slightly, and tears squeezed through her fingers and flowed onto the table. Qi Feng pulled down her hand covering her face and took out a silk handkerchief to gently wipe her delicate face.
He stopped asking why, just sat there quietly, looking at her and waiting for her to speak.
Because he knows purple orange, if she doesn't want to talk about it, don't force her, otherwise it will make her more sad.
After drinking a cup of tea, the purple orange suddenly opened its mouth.
"Master, I don't want to leave you."
Qi Feng was shocked: "How do you say this? Who told you to leave me? "
"Don't ask, I don't want to leave you, but I have to leave you again. I have to leave you for the safety of the people in Wuyunshan and you. "
Hearing this, Feng Qi "pa" on striking table and stood up.
"Who are you threatened by? Life hangs by a thread, and it is also the safety of the people. Let him tell me, I have lived in Qi Feng for most of my life. Who have I been afraid of? See if I don't chop off his dog leg! "
Through the crack of the door, the red apricot at the door saw that Master had jumped into the fire and secretly smiled. It seems that my sister's plan is good, at least it has inspired Master's fighting spirit.
"Master, I think this new person is not good. We are not necessarily his opponents. "
"Exactly is what person? Tell me about it carefully. "
It turned out that a few days ago, the red apricot and purple orange went out to patrol the mountain and met several strangers halfway up the mountain. They are tall and strange. The person headed by Qi Feng is about twice as big as the whole person. His eyes are big and bright, like a big flashlight. They rode a flying cow, which was like a big ship without water, carrying them around at an amazing speed and disappeared in the blink of an eye. Men are interested in seeing two beautiful women, an apricot and a purple orange. They came up to them on cows. The man headed said that he was the prince of the ancient Shu kingdom thousands of miles away and asked him if he would like to go with him and be a princess.
Red apricot and purple orange are naturally unwilling, and the other party has not insisted, just saying that they will come to visit with gifts some days.
Unexpectedly, this incident was made a mountain out of a molehill by Purple Orange as a weapon to help Master regain his fighting spirit.
As a weapon, it is natural to embellish and amplify the danger. Perhaps the prince of the ancient Shu kingdom meant no harm, but he was branded as killing Wu Yunshan, burning and looting, and robbing civilian women. How can Qi Feng, who is famous for his life and heroic behavior, let them do evil?
"Xinger, come in and stop eavesdropping."
"Hee hee, nothing can escape from Master's eyes."
"Your legs and feet are very flexible. Go to the ancient Shu kingdom these days to find out how capable they are and dare to come to my site to run wild. "
"If you don't have twenty taels of silver, you can do it." Red Star turned her head to one side and negotiated with Master, which is her usual practice. In her own words, when should I not go fishing at this time?
Feng Qi raised his fist and threw it at an apricot, which shrank its neck, waiting to be beaten. Who knows that Qi Feng's hand seems to be approaching almond quickly, but at the moment when it is about to reach her, the speed drops and she only touches her gently.
"As far as you are concerned, you always bargain with me." Qi Feng glared at his eyes and scolded an almond. In fact, he is just a knife in his mouth and tofu in his heart. His love for these two children is as deep as the sea and as heavy as a mountain. It's been like this since childhood. No matter who made a mistake and how angry they were, they always held their fists high and dropped them gently, and never really punished them.
These two children were saved under the cliff when he was patrolling the mountains as a child. In order to support them, he has never been married in his forties. Some time ago, I finally talked about a love, and I was about to have a wedding, only to find that the other party was a monster. Qi Feng was badly hit and drank all day.
"You are both old. It's time to find your husband's family."
"Master ..." Purple orange took a deep look at Master, then quickly lowered her head and bit her lip. Her mood is very complicated.
"Master, we don't look for in-laws, we will follow you all our lives."
"Don't talk nonsense. You two are girls. What is it that you always follow me? "
Purple orange raised her eyes again and stared at Qi Feng with burning eyes. Her face became redder.
"Master, my sister once said in her sleep that she would marry you."
"Red apricot!" Purple orange shouted at her and lowered her head again. The air seemed to freeze, and all three stopped talking, only hearing their breathing.
"Master, I, I want to talk to you about this problem." After some psychological struggle, Purple Orange finally got up the courage to speak.
"Teacher, from the moment you saved me more than ten years ago, I had an almond idea in my heart. You occupy an extremely important position in my life. I really married you in my dream, and sometimes I wish it were true. "
The candlelight on the table jumped a few times, reflecting the beautiful face of purple and orange, and the tears on the cheeks were like a few glittering and translucent pearls, pure and flawless.
Qi Feng's expression became more dignified. He sat quietly and listened. Apricot sat next to her with her head down and her eyes blinked from time to time.
"Teacher, I know, I can't love you, your identity for me, only the teacher, can only be a teacher, must be a teacher. Therefore, I decided to promise the ancient Shu prince to be his princess in exchange for Wu Yunshan's permanent peace. As for the apricot, she is a good dog. I am very relieved to let her accompany you. "
Silence, or silence. The last silence was broken by an apricot.
"If only there was a way to kill two birds with one stone. You don't have to leave Wu Yunshan to become a princess. Master married a princess from the ancient Shu kingdom. "
"You want to be beautiful!" Qi Feng blamed.
On that day, a group of people came at the foot of Wu Yunshan, and a dozen people dressed strangely and behaving abnormally stood on a flying cow. Their clothes are covered with shiny copper sheets, which shine in the sun and rattle when the wind blows. Another flying cow is full of gifts such as silk, gold foil, bronze ware and jade. Qi Feng received the signal, stretched out his hand and caught it in mid-air, and a cloud of ink floated up.
"Red apricot, purple orange, come with me to have a look."
Qi Feng was dressed in a white robe, an apricot in a red skirt, and a purple orange in an orange dress. Three people floated down like a beautiful scenic line and looked at the people on the flying cow.
The man headed by, staring straight at the purple orange, almost drooling.
"Next Qifeng, may I have your name, please? What are you doing here? " QiFeng bowing fuels, hong zhong miraculously voice spread in the past.
The man still stared at the purple orange and made no answer. Qifeng's face suddenly changed, and a murderous look quietly rose.
The flying cow leader on the other side was stabbed by the left rear attendant, and then he came to his senses and hurried back.
"Our king is the prince of the ancient Shu kingdom, and he brought some gifts. I came to visit him specially, I hope you can accept it. "
"I don't know you. Why did you come to see me? "
"To tell you the truth, the last cruise, met two girls around you, is very like it. I came to visit you today. I hope you can do it. Our king wants them to be princesses. "
"The ancient kingdom of Shu, I have heard of it. It is said that witchcraft is prevalent, and I am afraid that my daughter can't adapt! "
"Old mountain master, don't be unappreciative. My prince has a crush on your girl, which is their blessing. Do you believe I razed your Yunshan to the ground? " An attendant in the right rear of the ancient Shu prince raised an unknown weapon and shouted.
"Don't be rude, have something to say!" The prince quickly stopped it.
"Master mountain, I am sincere. I hope you can do it. "
"No way! Originally, I thought about it and rushed to the arrogance of the one just now. I regret it. Go back, I will never agree! " Qi Feng said flatly.
"Master, my servant is not sensible. I will punish him. You'd better promise, lest you meet each other and hurt your peace. "
Qi Feng said to the red apricot and purple orange around him with his mind: "Prepare for battle." The two women received the master's signal, quietly mobilized their internal forces and entered the first-level combat readiness state.
The prince of the ancient Shu kingdom is still making a final effort. I don't know where he took out an iron tool with a hook and gave a tap to the person who just yelled. The man fell down and fell to the ground with a hook.
"Master, I was wrong, I was wrong, and the prince spared me." On the right rear, the followers begged for mercy like garlic from the beginning.
Qi Feng gasped in a gasp. What a powerful weapon. I'm afraid I'm going to suffer today.
Qi Feng's brain is spinning very fast. Today, I will protect my two girls no matter how hard I try, but how can I make them unscathed? We have to find a way, not hard, or pretend to promise them? And find a way to save my purple oranges and red apricots? No, we can't let them go into the den and become their food.
An Xing also noticed the seriousness of the matter. She quietly used invisibility to sneak into each other's flying cows to detect the enemy. A few days ago, Master sent her to the ancient Shu State and collected a lot of valuable information, such as the customs, public security and eating habits of the ancient Shu State. Both Master and Sister had a preliminary understanding of the ancient Shu Kingdom.
Janine was surprised to find that the weapon used by the prince was luminous. It seems that there is some magical power on it, and it can make people fly with a light touch, which is extremely painful. She also found a small black button on the top of the weapon. She jumped up and bit, missed it and almost lost her big tooth. She was so angry that she spat at the button. A dozen people from ancient Shu jumped on the big flying cow. One by one, she jumped on their weapons and spat at the black button. It was this careless little gesture that later saved the teacher elder sister.
"Old mountain master, you see I have punished my subordinates. Don't be angry. Let me take these two girls away. "
The prince of ancient Shu refused to give up and was still fighting for it.
Qi Feng was still thinking about countermeasures, and suddenly he came to his senses. Still two words: "No way!" He first mobilized two invisible summer clothes with internal force, tightly covered the red apricot and purple orange, and sent a signal to them with his mind to make them improvise, protect themselves and let him go.
Qi Feng's attitude angered each other, and a dozen people raised their weapons with hooks in their hands, which was consistent with the three of them.
Qi Feng quickly took a step back, took out his waist sword and waved it twice. The sword instantly became longer and bigger, seven meters long. Shining cold light with a whirring wind swept by.
When the other side saw the sword, they burst into laughter and waved away. A dozen hooks and swords met in mid-air and made a deafening sound. Red apricots burst into flames in their eyes and rushed to the opposite side, burning their hair and eyebrows. Purple orange mouth spit emerald green Ma Lian, tied up each other's dozen people. In an instant, it was tied into more than a dozen big zongzi.
Qi Feng withdrew his sword, gently pressed the button, narrowed the sword, and did not return to his waist.
"Master, they haven't played enough. How did they lose? "
"Yes, what hooks are they using? It's very powerful to see him clean up that entourage. Why doesn't it work when you meet master's sword? "
Qi Feng walked up to him, picked up a hook and examined it carefully.
He saw the black button, smelled the dog's spit, and couldn't help laughing with a snow.
"Teacher, what are you laughing at? Tell me quickly. "
Qi Feng came over and said mysteriously, "Look, this black button is a switch. The hook here is charged, but the circuit doesn't work when it meets water." Red apricots spit on it, hit it right, and made this weapon ineffective, hahaha. "
An Xing touched her head and felt very proud. She said shyly, "Master, I want a reward."
Suddenly, a huge airflow came in, and there was a strong pungent smell, which seemed to be the smell of heated wine.
"Not good!" Qi Feng let out a cry, pushed his hands and pushed the two children a hundred meters away with all his strength.
Red apricot and purple orange saw a huge white smoke rising in the direction where Master was standing, accompanied by a loud noise. In desperation, the two children ran to the master and forgot to drive in the clouds.
I ran into the smoke, but there was no sign of Master, and neither were the two big flying cows.
"Master!"
"Master!"
Two girls are crazy, crying, looking and running. Tears blurred their vision and sand lost their eyes. I don't know how many falls.
The smoke gradually dispersed, but master was still gone.
"Elder sister, how to do? Where the hell did master go? "
"Search, continue to search, even if you dig three feet, you must find Master."
Purple orange said firmly.
The two sisters searched all night, their arms and legs were as soft as noodles, and the pain was unbearable. They are exhausted, fighting with their eyelids and hoarse, but they have never found any clues.
Purple orange looked up at the moon in the sky and muttered, "Moon, Moon, can you tell me where Master has gone?"? Show me the way. "
Suddenly, an almond sniffed its nose.
"Sister, do you smell anything?" Purple orange pinched her nose twice.
"no! Do you smell it? "
The red apricot was sucked away twice again. "Well, I seem to smell Master pushing us." Red apricots follow the taste in one direction, followed by purple oranges.
The smell is getting heavier and heavier, and the purple orange smells it.
"Quick find, there is hope! I seem to smell the hot wine that Master is drinking. "
The two children got excited and the sense of physical fatigue disappeared. They followed the smell to a steep slope.
"jump." Two figures jumped down, and the bottom of the slope was an uncovered well, whirring white gas.
"This is the taste! The master must be below. "
Apricot prone on the wellhead to look in, what all can't see clearly, also choked straight cough.
Purple orange picked up a pebble and threw it in. It didn't hear anything for a long time, indicating that the well was deep.
Purple orange pulled the red apricot and said seriously, "Red apricot, the owner must be in it, but the situation is unknown now." Just to be on the safe side, you stay here and I'll go down and have a look. In case I can't come up in two hours, you should leave here as soon as possible and try to avenge me and drink Master. Do you understand? "
"Elder sister, I know what you mean, but I won't let you take the risk alone. We worshipped each other, not just sharing weal and woe. I want to go down with you, and I want to die with you and master. " Purple orange looked at the firm expression of red apricot, knowing that she could not be persuaded, and pulled her to kneel by the well, with her hands folded at the moon.
"Mother-in-law Yue, please bless me and Red Star to rescue Master smoothly."
Purple orange untied her nepotism, tied it around her waist and tied it around her sister's waist. Because she knows that this trip to the well can't run away, life and death are uncertain, and everything is resigned. The underground may be the place where their master and apprentice meet again, or they may be buried, but whatever it is, we must jump down and have no choice.
Two girls jumped in tandem, like rolling in the deep. Sometimes the well is very narrow, so narrow that a person can barely pass through it, and sometimes it is extremely open, just like a big house. Sometimes it's dark, I can't see my fingers, and sometimes it's as white as day, which makes people hard to open their eyes. Sometimes they hold hands shoulder to shoulder, and sometimes they have to go up and down tightly. Anyway, I can't help but keep falling, as if there is no end.
Suddenly, there is a corner in front. Turning this corner, it is an open area, and there is a faint sound of running water.
Finally, the two girls fell heavily to the ground. Apricot raised its aching head and was surprised to find that the wall was covered with various shapes of ivory stalactites, with various small animals, Buddha statues, houses and trees. ......
"Elder sister, look! How beautiful! " Almond got up and walked to the wall and touched it gently with her hand.
"Don't look at it. The important thing is to find master. " Purple orange began to observe the cave. In a corner, she found a door. She tried to push, but she didn't.
Purple orange sends a signal to the red apricot with her mind, telling her not to make any noise and to enter through the wall. They said a spell and sneaked into the door.
The scene in front of me stunned two girls. An almond's eyes were so big and round that she was about to shout out. Purple orange covered her mouth with her hand, but she cried with joy and tears flowed into a river.
It turns out that there are two people sitting in the middle of this cave. In front of them was Master, naked and with his eyes closed. Behind her is a beautiful young girl, dressed in yellow, with her hands on Master's back and fine sweat on her forehead, who is devoting herself to healing Master. I saw the girl pick up Master's flagon and take a long drink. Instead of swallowing it, she sprayed it on Master's back. Apricot sniffed the nose, only to find that the taste was the same as what they smelled on it. It is the smell of Master's wine that attracts us, isn't it?
Looking at the girl carefully, the red apricot always feels that she has seen it somewhere. She racked her brains and thought hard. Suddenly, she gasped and her heart was in her throat. Because she recognized that the girl who cured Master turned out to be the princess of ancient Shu.
Three days later. ......
On the top of the misty mountain, four figures, one white, one yellow, one red and one orange, are floating around the stone table, drinking glasses and singing wine. The strong smell of wine and loud laughter drifted with the wind and spread throughout the whole valley.
- Previous article:Who can tell me the advantages of Red Wolf?
- Next article:Exhausted love: I used up all my courage the night I decided to give up on you.
- Related articles
- Touching love: love does not change each other, but grows together.
- Love words on the first anniversary of lovers together
- Sweet potato, sweet potato and purple potato, which has higher nutritional value?
- How to treat teachers' procrastination?
- What are the sentences about death?
- Take time out to spend with your family and talk about your mood.
- Talk about people who can't accept their fate.
- How to write an essay about fairy tales and stories
- Ancient poems with extremely depressed emotions
- Aesthetic sentences of love distance