A little funny personality. I knew it.

A little funny personality. I knew it.

1. A bed can't accommodate two men unless there is a man and a woman.

2. Boss, you are really great. I treat you like a human being, and you teach me to bark like a pig.

Meeting the right person at the right time is a kind of happiness. Meeting the wrong person at the wrong time is a sigh.

It's easier to die than to live.

5. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

6. Don't think too much after wrestling, get up first.

7. It is not necessarily monks who burn incense, but pandas.

8. There is no rehearsal in life. Every day is live!

9. Those who believe in fate follow it, and those who don't believe in fate are dragged by it.

10. I'd rather be proud and moldy than humble in love!

1 1. People can't bring money into the coffin, but money may bring people into the coffin.

12. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.

13. If you want to cry, have a good cry. However, after it's over, don't think about it and stop crying.

14. You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard.

15. Fire can test gold, gold can test women, and women can test men.

16. Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

17. Many times, I like someone else, but she doesn't know it; More often, I hurt others unconsciously.

18. If a diamond lasts forever, one will go bankrupt.

19. I refuse to obey anyone when I am drunk, just hold the wall.

20. They are all pirated gutter oil. Why should it be genuine?

2 1. If you fail in the exam, you cheat.

22. Life is a leaf of white paper. Finally, I got myself dirty. The most difficult thing is that women, an animal, shed a little blood every month.

23. It's quick for children to admit their mistakes, but it's a damn mistake.

Nothing in this world is reliable, only I can rely on it. Abbreviation: shit.

25. The most tragic thing in the world is that after opening the wallet, Chairman Mao is gone and people of all ethnic groups are still there.

26. In that distant place, there is a slow sheep. Hehe, I went home for dinner.

27. Hello, everyone. My full English name is "follow your heart" ... my full Chinese name is "coward" ...

28. Li Bai was about to go by boat when he heard a song on the shore. Making a scene is the most dazzling national style.

29. I am a principled person. My principle is only three words, depending on the mood.

I said don't do whatever you want, it won't happen again, it will lead to crime.

3 1. Fat people's favorite line to hear when watching martial arts movies should be that sentence: "Be thin!"

32. But gold always shines. There is gold everywhere. I don't know which one I am.

33. Next time a boy laughs at your thick legs. Just answer him: your legs are thin, and all three legs are thin.

34. A day is short. Laugh when you are happy, and laugh when you are unhappy.

35. Feelings that are not aimed at marriage are all aimed at raising a wife for others.

36. Twinkling stars, the toilet is really clean. It is placed in the museum as an exhibit, just like your little eyes.

37. It is said that hair is long and knowledge is short, and few nuns and monks have given birth to children with high IQ.

38. Jiangshan is so charming that so many people make fun of it.

39. Why are you staring at me? You think you're a palette?

40. Every girl is an angel who has never shed tears. How can you break my wings?

4 1. My future mother-in-law, please let me know your daughter.

42. The most painful thing in the world is to be awakened by urine after a good sleep.

43. I am proud, proud that the earth is still being trampled by me.

44. Yue Lao, can Nima stop holding my hand with inferior red thread? It breaks down from time to time.

45. I wonder if any of you are like me. You like to close your eyes when you sleep?

46. When I was a child, I often wrote to help my grandmother cross the street. Now think about it, how bold you were!

47. In fact, the flip phone has one of the biggest advantages-two straight boards fall to the ground.

48. My face has grown long these days. Why? Because it's photogenic.

49. If you don't work hard when you are young, you will have to drink northwest wind when you are old.

A bit mean and funny. It's interesting to talk about thieves.

1. Excuse me, where are the girls? You can have a look after painting makeup.

At least I have meat on me, which costs tens of dollars a catty. Don't say I'm useless

When describing you, I only like to use er.

Don't seduce my smelly shoes with your smelly face.

If someone scolds you, you can answer him: Are you introducing yourself?

6.a: You treat me like an idiot; B: Ah! So you're not

7. Is beauty useful? Can I swipe my card at the bank?

8. It's amazing that you brag so fresh and refined.

9. Friend, you are a natural beauty. It's absolutely beautiful.

10, you are dressed so cool, but it is so long.

1 1, your love is like a virus, which will be swallowed up by 360 sooner or later.

12, life lies in hi, watermelon lies in shooting.

13. Hold you in your hand. You are the glass. When I give up, you are the glass.

14, the night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.

15, never feel that you are the most unlucky person in the world, or God will think that you underestimate his ability.

16, does the so-called "protein" mean "idiot+idiot+spiritual essence"?

17, growing up, the only constant is the heart that doesn't like reading.

18, Yuanyang playing in the water, all fucking drowned. Fly with me. They're all fucking dead.

19, the power of science lies in that you can't understand the answers after copying, and the power of liberal arts lies in that you don't want to copy them after reading the answers.

If you are fine, it will be sunny, but I like cloudy days.

2 1. I cried and laughed when I was a child. Grown up, cried and laughed.

22, I am a good girl you don't care about, young man. Do you like men?

23. I have a bad memory and forgetfulness. I only remember people who are kind to me.

24. Why doesn't Fahai understand love? A: Because Fahai has no "whip"

25. It turns out that loving someone, from heaven to life, is not your own.

26, the rose is ten thousand people, is it true that girls use Dabao?

27. Three elements of success: persistence. Shameless. Insist on shameless

28. Playing the lute to a cow is actually not terrible. The terrible thing is that the cow plays the piano at you.

29, food, I want to be thin, I can't have both, I will go.

30. There is always a mistress named winter vacation homework when dating Xiansen in winter vacation.

3 1, some people make people feel distressed seriously, and some people owe people toothache.

32. Shakespeare said, "Don't test my mother, she can't stand the test!"

33. Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who don't eat fat are fearless.

I am in a bad mood today. I just want to say four words, including the above two. I quit.

35. What you say may not come true, just like a man's promise to a woman.

My first love was lost to the man who broke my heart, and now my sister has become strong.

37. If you don't know me, shut your mouth for slandering me.

38. Throw away what you can't keep, lest you get upset when you see it.

39. Women should speak on their own merits, and don't shout with that shrew's mouth.

40. Go straight until there is nothing left.

4 1, smart people use their brains to act first, and stupid people act first and regret it.

42. My gentle smile is reserved that you don't understand.

43. If you want to be less embarrassed, leave some precautions for yourself now.

44. You kidnapped my love in spirit. What is a lover?

45. You have the right to hurt me, because I gave it to you.

46, you left, my world is still wonderful, don't think I will feel sorry for you.

47. I played with you when I was a child, because I was not sensible.

48. Your pear is very big. At that time, you didn't know what a frozen pear was.

Since you made a decisive choice, I'm relieved.

50. You are a bear moving corn. Love one when you see one, and forget one when you love one.

Talk about super domineering and funny personality

1, to the person who committed suicide: You are not afraid of death, but are you still afraid of living?

2. I don't blame my brother for not being human, but my nephew for being so charming.

Sisters are like brothers, men are like clothes. If anyone touches my sister, I'll tear his clothes.

I never talk about people, but I always talk about myths.

5. Don't praise my sister for her beauty. My sister believes that she opened her mouth.

My sister smokes, which will hurt her lungs. But not sad.

7. I thought I was not good enough for you. Actually, you don't deserve me.

8, feelings are sometimes just a person's business. It has nothing to do with anyone.

9. If you love her, you should cherish her, protect her, and don't let her get any harm.

10, actually I don't know how to express it. I just want the whole world to know that I love you, or I will go crazy.

I want to hold your hand and make you gentle all your life.

12, I'm so calm. If you want to hurt, you will hurt.

13, you are not my makeup contact lens, why should I put you in my eyes?

14, sweet talk, I won't, romantic flirting, I won't, just for your heart.

15, women are used to hurt, men are used to support their families!

16, who didn't love one or two scum by mistake when he was young.

17, sometimes, I really want to get terminally ill and see who really cares about me.

18, bid farewell to the past and walk away without looking back.

19, I'd rather not have the love I bought with humble retention.

20. I'm not picky, just holding an attitude that I'd rather be short of things, that's all.

Please treat our love in the same way.

22. What will last forever and what will last until death do us part. Are just excuses for icing on the cake

23. If you can't stand the pain, you can't see happiness.

24, this society is easy to make love, but difficult to fall in love.

25. We don't need to wrap ourselves in flowery language, because we want to be the truest ourselves.

I don't want to say that I am the best, but I know very well that I love you the most.

If you don't meet someone who can take you home, I'll take you away.

If there is no love for me, please allow me to watch your happiness silently.

29. What do you believe a woman is when you know that she is not a fool but a lie?

When I smiled and said I was fine, you should tell me I was fine.

3 1, the world is spinning our lives and getting closer and closer to death day by day.

Never say goodbye, we will meet again soon.

33. Why are my eyes full of tears? Because I pretend to be deep!

I can let you go, but don't look back after you leave.

35. I looked up and saw that without love, the whole universe was in tears.

36. This mountain is so fucking high! The sea is so fucking blue! Feelings are fucking bullshit! Life is so fucking complicated!

I want to give you the whole universe. You just need to give me the whole world.

38. Zhuge Liang never took a single soldier before he came out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

39. If the sky gives me brilliance, I will be crazier than the sky.

40. Don't talk to me about ideals. I have been sober for many years.

4 1, bring your deception, bring your hypocrisy, and give you three seconds to get out of my sight.

42. I think it is very painful for two people to have nothing in common together.

If one day I become a hooligan, please tell others that I am innocent.

44. Don't take my tolerance as your shameless capital.

45. Play with your feelings, and I will make you cry rhythmically.

Funny personality signature is super drag

Funny personality signature 1, miss, can't you raise yourself a little? Who are you looking at so cheap?

2. A woman can have no taste, but she can't have no vision.

3, girl, I am a female man, better than hiding behind a man.

4. If you don't choose to be strong, who will you show weakness to?

Since you have chosen to love me, I won't allow you to leave me again.

6. Are you bored? I happen to be bored, too If we are bored together, it will be more interesting.

7. I will always fly against the wind. Not afraid of being stopped, but afraid of turning yourself in.

Please don't talk nonsense. Do you know what others think of you?

9. I can live by memories, so I will be as happy as you leave me.

10, don't think how noble you are. Everyone is fine without you.

1 1. You can love any woman, but you can't stop me from loving you.

12, even if you are no longer with me, I will still inadvertently think of the past.

13, tell me ten words. If I don't bring dirty words, then I don't know your name.

14, everyone is working hard, but I stay at home and eat wowotou.

There are not many people I love in the world, but you are the only one.

16, I will look up to the future with pride, but I will never look down at you.

17, I can't see the future, but I have never been too low.

18, I'm just used to having you, but I don't have to have you.

19, actually very simple, why do you think it is so complicated?

As long as I can forget you, I won't give up any chance.

2 1, no one loves me, I will love myself; Nobody loves me, I will love myself.

I don't have time to hate people who are insignificant to me.

I just don't want to see what once belonged to me now in someone else's hands.

24. It's not that I don't have a background, but I don't want to play big cards.

If you choose to leave, please don't regret it and come back to me.

26. No matter how beautiful the oath is, it is not worth saying, fool, I will always be there.

27. You will never understand my sadness, because you are a heartless person.

28. Life is like a war. I seem to be unified. Let yourself have a rest.

29. I only love those who love me, and the insincere ones are gone.

30. When I choose, I won't regret it.

3 1, I like my hairstyle, and I feel like I just have a look.

32. Can't you see that I am very careful with you? I'm afraid you won't like me

I can't help suffering, but I can't see the happiness I want.

34. If you are too cheap, I have to send you one more sentence: Fuck off! fuck/damn it

I know that if I want to forget you, I must start a brand-new relationship.

36. Uh-huh, uh-huh, dancing and wiping, moving all my sisters down.

37. As the saying goes, barefoot people are afraid of you wearing shoes. I don't think stepping on your foot will hurt you more than I do.

38. People can't take money to the grave, but money can take people to the grave.

I am kind, but no matter how kind, I can't forgive you for being such a hateful person.

40. The right person will become friends sooner or later.

4 1, I am fine now, thinking about life quietly.

I'm not like you.

43. No matter how handsome you are, in my eyes, you are just a dog's tail grass.

44. Time left my love and only took away all kinds of dogs.

45. Girl, I was born proud, but I'm not your lover.

46. The person I love has been taken away, and the person who loves me is terrible.

Look, I have my attitude. It's not your turn to call me a failure.

48. My hot ass sticks to your cold face to make you laugh.

Look at the lip prints of your love and you will know how crazy last night was.

50. Rogues are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture.