Humor about holiday traffic jams

The humor of holiday traffic jams is as follows:

1, there is no way to recover from heavy mountains and heavy waters. I woke up in the same place.

2. When there is traffic jam, everyone shows their magic power, fishing, walking the dog and coming out for activities. I just sit in the car and enjoy one drama after another.

3. The road is uneven, and the dog walks on the highway.

4. I will block you and everyone, and we will have fun together. ?

5, high-speed traffic jam, I called who wants to hit the glory of the king, I laughed.

6. There are often traffic jams on the happy road, because there are too many people on the road.

7. Are you angry? It's urgent, the road is blocked!

8. Chinese-style traffic jam, Taian section of Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, three cars rear-ended, but after that, the wrecker could not enter the scene and was blocked for more than an hour.

9, Spring Festival travel rush peak, although you go, don't stop me to lose!

10, it's too hard to go home and the traffic jam is too hard.