A funny joke in a bad mood today

Funny joke: Mom told her daughter that there are three kinds of men who can't marry: one is wearing perfume; One is chewing gum; One is wearing slippers. My daughter doesn't know why. At this time, my father passed by chewing gum and wearing slippers, leaving a fragrance.

Funny joke: Didi took a taxi yesterday, hit a new energy vehicle and burned natural gas. Out of curiosity, I asked the master, how far can a liter of gasoline run? The master replied, when I get angry, I refuse to take the bus and don't run a meter!

Funny joke: The teacher is furious: Who told you to wait for the rabbit to be born with the old sow? Xiaoming: My father! He said that my mother was a pig and I was born in the year of rabbit. At that time, he sent her to the delivery room, and he waited for the pig outside!

Funny joke: the tire is nailed firmly and sent to the repair shop, so that the master can mend the spare tire and then install it. The master checked: you have a spare tire for four or five years. Although it has never been used, it is too old to be used. I thought it was funny, so I shared it with the goddess who had been in love for a long time and got along well in recent years, making her happy. She pooped and knocked me out.

Funny joke: I have a girlfriend who likes to eat sour. One day, she went to a fruit shop to buy grapes. The boss greeted her warmly: "My grapes are very sweet! Just choose! " As a result, my girlfriend replied coldly: "I like sour food! Is there? " The boss was speechless at once, and then replied weakly, "Then you can pick others and pick the rest."

Funny joke: In today's physics class, the teacher talked about energy transfer. The teacher said: It is impossible for an object to become thicker and longer at the same time. At this time, a girl suddenly laughed, then the whole class laughed, and finally the teacher laughed, so the class couldn't go on!

Funny joke: Real good girls don't need you to pay for them, pick them up every day, give them expensive gifts, and care about them all the time. Of course, they don't need you.

Funny joke: Tang Priest: Wukong, listen to me. Jason Wu has been acting strangely recently. I told him a few more words from the teacher, and he walked away without saying a word, and then lay in the little white dragon's trough. Wukong: Brother Sha is not good at words. He should be expressing his dissatisfaction with the action. Tang Priest: What do you mean?

Funny joke: Students work in pharmacies! I saw my colleague selling 8 yuan's medicine 198 yuan to the old lady! Said he couldn't stand it! How dark it is! Resign decisively and go home to open a drugstore!

Wukong: Lie in the trough! Funny joke: When I was in high school, I boldly confessed to a girl during my lunch break. The students shouted together: together, together. Unexpectedly, the girl just didn't agree, and the class was quiet. The girl said, you have someone outside. I quickly defended: I swear, no, really not. At this moment, the voice of the head teacher came from the door of the classroom: she said I was outside!