Talk about funny qq personality

Talk about funny qq personality

1. We are good friends. I'll give you a hand when you fall, but only after I finish laughing.

2. The first part: endless attacks on virtue, the second part: endless cross-criticism: endless sea of corruption.

Virgins are precious, but mature women are more expensive. If there is a rich woman, these two can be thrown away.

If I don't get married after many years, you are already married. Remember to let your children pay attention when they leave school.

5. Beast, let go of that girl! I will do it.

6. Don't feel good about yourself. We should cherish rare things.

Thanks to being a fat man, he can pinch his stomach when he is sad.

8. Skipping classes is a person's happiness, and attending classes is a group of people's loneliness.

9. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. Love yourself, no rival in love.

10. One small step makes a long regret. Wake up the dreamer in one word and steal the cow once.

1 1. Before acting, only a few people loved Yang, and most of them still loved Yang but could not.

12. The most brilliant moment of Apple was hitting Newton on the head!

13. I look at the time in the morning not to see what time it is, but to see how long I can sleep.

14. Hold your hand and you will know that your son is ugly and his face is full of tears. I'll go if you don't go!

15. Lord Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because I don't understand the darkness of my day.

16. Even if you are already taken, I will move you to my side.

17. When you are in a bad mood, make harassing calls to others in the middle of the night, wake others up and go to bed.

18. I haven't told you my real identity, but I'm actually a wolf.

19. Li Bai was about to go by boat when he heard singing on the shore. Making a scene is the most dazzling national style.

You don't like me. This is a disease. Must be cured. I like you, which is also a disease. There is no rule of law at all.

2 1. Looking in the mirror this morning, I was shocked to find: "Damn, I'm beautiful again."

22. Being handsome is annoying. If I were a girl, I would marry myself.

23. You should learn more from Taobao customer service and call me pro every time you go online. .

The number of apples on Christmas Eve proves a person's charm value.

25. There are no presents this Christmas, only Christmas fruits.

26. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After I met you, oh, Meg! It's all black ...

27. Dozens of beautiful women said I was handsome, but I denied it, so they hit me with bricks and called me hypocritical.

28. Confucius said: Sleepless at noon, collapse at noon. Mencius said: Confucius is right.

29. The typical sign of being single is that the one-month traffic package has long gone, and more than half of the call package is left.

30. I finally know why I wear a mask, not because of germs, but because I am afraid of meeting people with bad breath.

3 1. oh, my god If you can't make me thin, then make my friend fat!

32. You don't have a doctor's qualification certificate. Why did you say I was crazy?

33. I say how long you can love me and how long you say I live. Are you dead now?

34. Chew instant noodles and treat it as you. Since I can't catch you, I'll chew you to death.

35. People say things and fart. They just breathe.

36. Li Bai was about to go by boat when he heard a song on the shore. Making a scene is the most dazzling national style.

37. If you treat me like a game, I will abuse you to death.

38. If one day you can't contact me, I will freeze to death. !

39. Life is like an electrocardiogram. If all goes well, you will die.

40. I haven't seen Conan for a long time. I don't know when Naruto will become One Piece.

4 1. Give me a support point, and I can pry you up and fall to your death.

42. My life creed is: live like a grandson for decades, and then die like a grandfather.

43. Don't underestimate me. Although I can't save the people, I can kill them all my life.

Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment, I always say a word in my mind: "Fried". ...