Humorous short sentences and jokes with high emotional intelligence

1. In the poker game of life, God deals cards and we play cards ourselves.

Don't think too great of yourself, you know, in other people's world, no matter how well you do, you are only a supporting role.

I usually appear in the afternoon, otherwise you will fall in love with me sooner or later.

The world belongs to us and those children, but sooner or later it belongs to those grandchildren!

5. Journey to the West tells us that monsters with background will be rescued by leaders, and those without background will be killed by a stick!

When my father and I went to the supermarket, we saw a man and a woman begging for food on the roadside. We walked around, and Dad sighed: Even beggars have wives. I replied with a smile: he should have a wife before begging.

7. I recently bought a box of mask powder online, which should be made of honey or yogurt. Here comes the mask. I went to the supermarket and bought a box of yogurt. When I opened the yogurt, I felt that my face was not that important.

8. If someone asks me, how did I get through those difficult years? I only have one answer: there is a powerful spiritual force supporting me, called "I want to die but dare not."

9. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

10. The so-called dilemma is to raise your head and double your chin!

1 1. Many times you don't push yourself, you know you still have the ability to screw things up.

12. As long as the courier is still on the way, I think there is still some hope in my life!

13. Taking a math exam is like a doctor operating on a dying patient. Anyway, the first sentence is I tried my best.

14. After all, women are emotional and have no immunity to all kinds of small animals, such as Bugatti Veyron, Hummer, Jaguar, Land Rover, BMW and, of course, Tmall.

15. Our famous snack "Mutton offal"! Every time I go to the boss, I always ask, "How many scum?" , "Four!" "Are all four pure chop suey?" , "Yes!" .

16. I can't afford the AA system now. I invented the AAB system. It's you AA, I want to be the b-side.

17. Whether two people can stay together for a long time is very important, but for eating goods, three meals are more important.

18. "Don't ask me if I am single dog in the future. It is illegal for us immortals to fall in love with mortals! " "Hey, can single dog still evolve into a roaring dog now?"

19. Open your wallet when you are lonely and balance it instantly. At least I have a wallet, and there is nothing in it!

20. I put a stuffy fart in the elevator. I shouted "something is burnt", so someone in the elevator sucked my fart clean.

2 1. I always thought I was smart and talented until I went to driving school to learn driving!

22. My girlfriend said I was too girly, and I was very angry. I wanted to have a big fight with her, and she didn't think about my mother. In the end, I didn't quarrel with her, and she cried angrily.

23. After the English listening test, I understood a truth: some words are only for people who understand.

24. make up. Before I was twenty-five, I relied on the collagen that came with the system. After the age of 30, I basically became a RMB player.

In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately next month, I spent all my money in advance, so I am clean and upright.

26. I don't know how people who talk once every six months do it. I feel that if I don't talk every day, my talents have nowhere to display.

27. If you step on a banana peel and fall, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.

28. On the eve of the wedding, my father handed me a wooden box: Son, this is the heirloom of our family. You must take good care of it. I opened the box carefully and found a pair of knee pads inside. ...

29. try everything How do you know what you really did without trying?

30. From nothing at the beginning of the year to penniless at the end of the year, don't forget your initiative and have been busy for a year in vain!