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1. Knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important.

The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone, but acne is still there.

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

4. If you are drunk and don't accept anyone, just hold the wall.

5. Salted fish turns over, or salted fish.

6. I want to cry, I want to make trouble, I want to stay up all night, I want to hang myself with a bottle of sleeping pills and a small rope. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.

The sign of immature men is that they can die bravely for their ideals, and the sign of mature men is that they can live humbly for their ideals.

8. As soon as others praise me, I am worried that others will not praise me enough.

9. It is said that if the ratio of men to women is unbalanced, more boys will become bachelors, but why have no handsome guys been chasing me in droves? 10. Ask what the world is like. Buddha said: Waste!

1 1. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

12. Our goal: Look at money and earn more.

Thirteen. I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know that my morning paper was scrapped until today.

14. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

15. Rich people have no talent; Talented people have no money. After years of hard work, I found the unity of the two! I have neither money nor talent.

I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

Seventeen. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital.

18. It's best not to use your own photo for your avatar, or it's unlucky to go offline.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

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10. Some people say that I am black. What's wrong with black? It's black because of beauty! It was burnt when it was fried, so it was black.