Urgent. 20 1 1 All the lines of "Blind Date" by Zhao Benshan and Song Xiaobao in Liaoning Satellite TV Spring Festival Evening.

Zhao: Yes (two rising tones)

Woman: Don't sleep here.

Zhao: (coughing) Well, how come?

Woman: Get up.

Zhao: This is the first time you've spoken to me since your divorce more than a year ago.

Woman: Get up and stop sleeping here!

Zhao: Where shall we sleep? Hmm?

Woman: Go out for a walk.

Zhao: What are you shopping for?

Woman: What a beautiful day! Let's go for a walk outside.

Zhao: Are you all right?

Woman: Oh, I want to send a friend to our home.

Zhao: (stands up) huh?

Woman: (raising her voice) I want to make friends with my family.

Zhao: Friend, what friend?

Woman: (with her head down in a contemptuous voice) My wife.

Zhao: Wife?

Woman: Yes.

Zhao: Why?

Woman: What's the matter with you?

Zhao: Never mind, never mind. If you find one, you have to be better than me, or you will find it for nothing. Hehehe, let me check it for you.

Woman: Alas, people live in a house of 1000 square meters, which is not as good as yours, even though there are 2,000 people.

Zhao: Great. That's the boss!

What are you doing here?

Woman: I'll be right there. Stop chatting here and let's go.

Zhao: Then I'll remove it first.

Woman: You take it off first.

Zhao: OK, where can I hide?

Woman: Throw it away.

Zhao: I agree. Say it and you can get rid of the holiday. You're gonna be okay, okay?

Woman: You can take whatever you want. Oh, really, look at my popularity since I can dance yangko! He offered to send food to our family, medicine and warm water bags to me.

Zhao: Hehe.

Woman: Take good care of me. This meal is also delivered today. You can chew it and eat it. Go ahead.

Zhao: Where can I eat?

Woman: Eat in it.

Zhao: There is a door on the side.

Woman: There is a door inside. You are so stupid. You fell asleep.

Zhao: Ouch.

Song: (playing) Haiyan, aren't you at home (stretching)

Clap your hands and open the door, Haiyan

Woman: It's all your fault, Momo asked you to open it, but you said you wouldn't open it!

Here we go. We hit it. Say something.

Zhao: Are you there?

Woman: Isn't that right? !

Zhao: What should I do?

Woman: You can't get rid of it.

Zhao: (almost at the same time, pointing to the door) Then I'll go out.

Woman: What did you say except?

Zhao: I will get rid of it. I said I just finished. No, you can talk.

Woman: I did it, and I said it one after another!

Zhao: Doesn't that mean you are angry? Are you at a loss? Just because you have everything you need doesn't mean that you are of great value! Is it okay?

Zhao: I'm going out for a moment.

Woman: (almost at the same time) Pull it. You can't get rid of it. You can't say anything here except bump it. You can't go through the window.

Zhao: I went out the window. This is the sixth floor!

Woman: Then you sit here, then you just sit here and say, Don't squeak, whatever I say, ah!

Zhao: OK!

Song: Haiyan, open the door!

Woman: Ah! Hey!

Woman: Uh-huh, uh-huh.

Song: Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.

(gasping, low track) Haiyan!

Woman: (taking the flowers) What are you doing at this age?

Song: Ha ha ha ha ha (smoke)

(sitting, sitting on Zhao),

God, this scared me to death!

Why is someone here? Answer!

Woman: Hehe, my cousin.

Zhao: (hey hey smile)

Song: Huh?

Woman: My cousin.

Song: Cousin! Oh, my God, my cousin is here. Why didn't you inform me in advance? (Clapping hands) I didn't bring a present. My hands are empty. Hello, cousin (shaking hands) I didn't bring a gift!

Zhao: I can't stand it anymore! Chocolate sandwich cookies!

Song: Cousin is really humorous. (Laughter+Sniff)

Woman: Sit down, sit down.

Zhao: Hehe, hey!

Song: Is this a quilt?

Woman: Don't live here alone.

Song: How many years have you lived?

Zhao: I have lived in the back room for twenty years and here for one year, hehe.

Woman: Aha, my inner cousin is paralyzed. I have been waiting on him.

Song: paralyzed, ha! Oh, what a pain! (Laughing at each other twice)

Woman: There are guests at home. Let's boil some water.

Zhao: Huh?

Woman: Home is here. Go and boil water.

Zhao: Am I paralyzed?

Woman: Ah! Haha, I forgot. I'm going to boil water You two are talking about sequelae. What are you talking about? You are taken to heart!

Song: Good! Don't take it personally.

Woman: (to Zhao) cheated, oh!

Song: (Put your hands on your knees, sit up straight, laugh+smoke)

Zhao: Are you a local?

Song: (Bite) Local!

Zhao: Hehe, he is over sixty years old! ?

Song: Fifty-four, a chicken.

Zhao: Oh, 54. They are growing so fast!

Song: Haha, my brother is really humorous!

Zhao: You two are incompatible! She is a monkey, fifty-five, you are fifty-four, and she is a chicken! I can't see!

Song: That's not true! That's all in the past Now look at the stars ~ ~ ~!

I ~ ~ Gemini, her! ~ ~ Aries, the constellation is very close!

Big brother! You ~ what constellation!

Zhao: Hehe, I am the sofa seat! I'm paralyzed and I can't go anywhere!

Song: Let me ask you about the constellation.

Zhao: If your star is not a constellation, I will be paralyzed!

Song: Hahahaha, ouch! This cousin, this is incomprehensible!

(Zhao grabs the cup)

Woman: For guests!

Zhao: Ah, let me see. . .

(Lick the cup and spit out the tea)

Zhao: Tea leaves are all painted. Drink it!

Woman: This is water for the guests. What do you think you are rushing to drink?

You, go to the back room for a while.

Zhao: Ah,

Woman: Go to the back room.

Zhao: I am paralyzed! Why do you always forget? Am I ready?

Woman: What's in it? Here you are. Let's go to the back room.

Song: Ah,

(To Zhao) Inside (gesturing to the back room)

Song: Laugh (strung together) Oh, it's not easy. It's not easy to serve such a paralyzed cousin for more than 20 years!

Woman: Oh, everyone does!

Song: Then say, whoever stands on it is terrible!

Hey, let me ask you something.

Song: Huh?

W: Actually, I can see it all.

Song: (filming Haiyan) Don't ask blindly! I am a man! (slowly) You say you guys, whoever wants to ask, these little old ladies keep asking me questions all day! Oh, give me a handshake. I don't know what's going on. This day and night! Now I don't know whether to squat in the toilet or stand in the toilet. Tell me (clap your hands).

Woman: Ha ha ha.

(Laugh, Song: Laugh+Smoke)

(Zhao comes in, takes a puff and hides)

Woman: No, why did you stand up?

Zhao: What's the matter? I said you should be careful who you talk to, so don't talk about your life! Pay attention!

Woman: You, you go back to the back room!

Zhao: You talk, and I will continue to be paralyzed!

Song: Why? What's going on here?

Female: Sequela, mental disorder!

Song: Oh, oh, hahaha!

Woman: Actually, where did you say you wanted to go? I know you are a man!

Song: Look at you!

Woman: Me! What do I want to ask you? Oh, since I played yangko, you said that my family asked me, gave me food, medicine and a thermos bottle, and knew that I was cold-legged. Hehe, you said that you took care of me so carefully, hehe, there was no one else but you, a careful person!

Song: Oh! Love is selfless! Haiyan! (Smoke) Since you have no other opinion of me, we are all so old, it's no use talking about it. Tomorrow, I will move in with you!

Zhao: How?

Woman: Why are you here again?

Zhao: I'm here to inquire. Why do you want to move here?

Song: I'm moving here. How nice, little family!

Zhao: Don't you have a house there? So, where is cousin going?

Song: You move out!

Zhao: I'm moving out? You want me to live in bridge opening? Stop it! Don't you have a house of more than 1000 meters?

Song: I have 1000 yuan! It's too spacious and too big. You have to push things back and forth with a car! My inner room is also full of dust. At our age, it's too difficult to clean up!

Zhao: Really? Yes (almost at the same time)

Song: If you don't want to be free, let's live together!

Woman: The three of us live together! ?

Song: Ah, yes.

Zhao: That won't do!

Song: I have served more than two thousand people! Not bad cousin this one! When I arrive, Haiyan and I will serve you together! Cousin! I serve the people and the land, which is great! (Humble) Haha (laugh+slap+laugh to death)!

Zhao: What are you doing? I am here, let you wait on me for one day, and you can wait on me!

W: No, I'm in a hurry. He didn't say he had to move here! I didn't say I was going to kick you out. What are you doing here?

Zhao: When it comes to destinations, just tell the truth. Just tell others your destination and what happened. Isn't it?

Song: Inside? Inside? You were married?

Woman: alas! That was more than twenty years ago!

Song: Are there any children?

Woman: No!

Song: No children for more than 20 years? Because of what?

Woman: The old man can't!

Zhao: What happened to an old man?

W: How? I said the old man can't. Why don't you want to? What happened to the old man? Old man, no! The old man is ill!

Zhao: What happened to the old man?

Woman: No!

Zhao: You can't fix it! You go on a date, you say you have something to do! The old man is in good health, why not give birth again!

Woman: The old man is dead!

Zhao: The old man is dead? Before what?

Woman: Not dead! Live in our hearts forever!

Zhao: Isn't that still dead? How dare you!

Woman: No way! I'm talking about a date, and you're ruining my date. It's good!

Zhao: You mean the object and your position, right? You didn't say not to talk about anyone! Don't bury your old man, your old man is fine! Besides, you said you wouldn't have children without having children! You have children, children have children! You are really, really, you are both successful. When you are both successful, hurry up and have a good two years!

W: I just want to tell him that I am relaxed and I have no burden, so I have no worries!

Zhao: You don't have to worry. Never mind others! Isn't it! ?

Woman: If you are serious, I can afford it. Tell him everything!

Zhao: You can afford it. What's the matter with you? What happened?

Woman: I'm divorced!

Zhao: How to get off the ground?

Female: Out of character!

Zhao: What do you want?

W: There are too many questions!

Zhao: What's the matter?

Woman: Just snore!

Zhao: Snoring?

Song: Not sick!

Zhao: Do you snore?

Song: I play, too!

Zhao: I think at least you can't make any noise!

Song: (pumping)

Woman: Your snoring is really loud! Look at that snoring! When I was in that house, I scared you to death! You wake up as soon as you fall asleep. Kick it, don't sleep! Staring at you and sleeping there! Like a wake, is it scary? You said you were terrible! ?

Zhao: You can't sleep if you snore here. People are waiting for you to sleep inside. After you fall asleep, don't sleep until dawn! Don't think about it! How are you?

Woman: How can I?

Zhao: You can't practice yangko! This guy paints like a demon every day! I danced yangko for the first time and came back. That guy's face was painted like a black eye. All the doors slammed shut. As soon as I rang the doorbell, I wouldn't come in. When I looked at the door, I thought my mother was back! Then I burn paper and kowtow to each other. Wow, this morning! The man didn't come into the room, and then all the classes fell asleep!

When you come in, tell me the rules,

Say what's inside,

From now on, we don't care about anyone. You can't come into my door. I just need to go back into the back room and let me pay the bridge toll, five dollars! Later, I gave it to her. Everyone had a stack of quilts, and everyone slept in this room. Everyone had a note on his forehead, saying it was illegal! A fine of one hundred!

Song: No less punishment!

Zhao: I tell you, just like me, if you want to live well with others and tell them frankly what your problems are, I wish you all the best! Isn't it?

Song: Yes, yes!

Zhao: Just this old man, to tell the truth, he is very nice. People give you warm baby, give you this and give you that. Is it okay for ordinary people? Tell the truth at a glance. You gave it to me, okay?

Song: Yes, I did!

Zhao: Did you send her?

Song: Is it from me?

Zhao: Yes, it isn't!

Song: Yes! It's not from me!

W: Can you deliver the goods at the appointed time?

Song: Yes! It's not from me! How many times have I told you, these two!

Zhao: Do you understand?

W: I don't understand. Who is it?

Song: Yes, it's not from me!

Woman: Then you can just throw it away!

You didn't send it? Then who will deliver it?

Zhao: Who is stupid? Who sent it to you? Do you know you better than I do these years?

I dare not bring you the rice I cook for you every day. I'm afraid you won't eat. When I finish, I'll leave it outside for you. I said someone brought you food. This guy used to cook, you, that!

Woman: er, no, I've been eating that meal all my life. I don't know? This meal is delicious!

Zhao: Really? It just doesn't smell good Come on, leave it outside for a while, bring it back, and you can eat it here That's bad taste! Tell me.

W: No, then if you do, you can talk.

Zhao: What did I say? Say you eat? Don't say I hurt you, I drugged you! Who can understand you?

In addition, you should also pay attention to her bad legs, old cold legs and sore waist. I will send her a warm baby. Wow, you two have a good life in the future. As long as this room is vacated for me, you can live in his 1000 square meter.

Song: Oh dear! So you're her dad?

Zhao: Have you seen it? A fool can see that!

Song: Hmm!

I didn't understand until I heard this!

What a big brother, Haiyan!

You can grow snacks. This is the person who loves you the most. This is the person who loves you the most. Don't waste time, take me home. You are brave and fat!

I want to tell you that you can't point out that my salary exceeds 1000 yuan.

W: How?

Song: That's the boiler room of my unit!

W: Then why did you say that you are in charge of more than 2,000 people?

Song: Heating!

W: Do you just burn the boiler floor?

Song: Hmm!

Zhao: Do you see this color is wrong? Baked!

Song: It turns out that the boiler is small and so big. Shake it, shake it, when! Oh! Popcorn, hehehe!

Later, it was changed to a large boiler. It turns out that my color is not that dark. What happened? Let's go in. This boiler is short of coal, and the furnace is short of coal. I'm in a hurry to push the coal into the stove!

Pushing a car carrying coal, I ran very fast and didn't stop at the door of the stove. Even I photographed the car in the stove! This is my leg. I'm going to climb out! Haha (laughter+smoke)

It's all baked like this, you say, you say it's funny or not! (Laughter+smoke)

Zhao: Well, then you can have a good life with him. I will bless you, ok?

Song: eldest brother, don't marry, don't bless me, I can't compete with you!

Zhao: The people here are very nice.

Song: The people here are really nice! I can't compete with my big brother Haiyan. You can grow snacks. It is not easy to find such a person. What are you talking about at this age?

I said you, did you hear me? You're not stupid (mouth wide open) not stupid! How stupid! How stupid! (filming her)

Ok, ok, I won't stay here for long with big brother in it.

Me, too. I can't stay. I can't stay. It's time for me to dance yangko!

Haiyan, this is your warmest and safest nest. (Pat) Remember!

A, loss! Look at it!

Zhao: Go and dance yangko!

Woman: No.

Zhao: No, I went to Austria!

W: What are you going to do?

Zhao: If I don't go, I will be completely paralyzed! I have to practice my eyes quickly!

W: Then, then you can dance yangko and do sports!

Zhao: Good!

Woman: dead old man! Come back here and move into this house!

Zhao: OK!

Woman: I'll go with you! Let's go

Zhao: OK!

Because I want to perform, I knocked a copy myself. I knocked hard, hoping to come in handy!

I'm Pan Pan, a colleague. You don't have to copy it when you see it. I sent it to your mailbox. )