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"Language purists, please let me walk out of your world safely and gracefully!"
On the way to the bathroom this morning, I looked at my mobile phone pleasing to the eye, and a Q&A community pushed me a hot question:
I know, I understand. I shouldn't have started this topic. Before the phone was unlocked, I knew I would regret it. Unfortunately, curiosity is at work.
The following answer to the question goes like this:
My head-it hurts again. The aversion to language cleanliness, after many days, once again overflowed from the bottom of my heart like a flood.
I don't know why there are such people in the world. I only know that such people are not by-products of modern society. Plato and Descartes are such people. Needless to say, everyone will agree that such people are annoying-but the sentence "language addicts are annoying" is not a judgment (neither a factual judgment nor a value judgment), but a statement (a description of the situation and the state of affairs), so it is not worth reading such a long complaining article to see how I find language addicts annoying. If you want to continue reading, even if you know it's not worth it, please help yourself.
As for "language cleanliness", I think some people may not have heard of it. Let me say it briefly.
If you ask what is "language cleanliness", I don't think it is necessary to ask this kind of question specifically. Just remember it yourself. Everyone is the same. As long as you live a certain number of years, you are old enough and have a big life, you will always meet several people at some stage: you have a morbid paranoia about the choice of words and a fanatical love for grammar. For example, when they receive a letter, they find that the honorific words in the header are wrong, the punctuation in the text is wrong, and the format at the end of the text is misspelled-even when he finds that the word "soldier" should be used in a sentence, he uses "soldier"-he will feel uncomfortable all over, and he will feel uncomfortable; If someone is willing to discuss the correct use of language with him at this time, he will be very excited to put down all his work and entertainment and carefully explain to the listener why this place is wrong and that place should be written like this. If they can't find a suitable outlet, they will hide things in their hearts or notes. Once they are free, they will start to sort out their thoughts and wait quietly for the right time. Once the time is ripe, they will write all their thoughts and comments on the correct use of language into long articles, post them on a website as individuals or from the media, and then wait anxiously for comments and subsequent troublesome debates.
That's the kind of person. It is well deserved that modern society hates the most difficult people.
Different from some academic workers or experts in professional fields, their attention to words is not based on professional literacy on training. Therefore, they are paranoid, but not arrogant.
Different from some moral guardians or "social justice fighters", their attention to discourse is not a strong output of energy initiated by moral consciousness. Therefore, they are blind, but not ignorant.
Unlike some Marisol or narcissistic liars, their concern for words is not a utilitarian act that serves feelings or utilitarianism. Therefore, they are stupid, but not ignorant.
Unlike some so-called athletes and scholars who are committed to "changing the world", their emphasis on words is not the expression of their personal ideals and ambitions. So, they are naive but not romantic.
Different from the civilized school spirit management bureaucrats who maintain order in colleges and universities, their concern for words is not a self-running mechanical mechanism. Therefore, they are cold, but not violent.
Different from some rationalist believers or rationalist utilitarian philosophy believers, their emphasis on words is not an argument or proof of their metaphysical world outlook. Therefore, they are old-fashioned, but not pedantic.
Unlike some idiots, their attention to words is not narcissistic soliloquy. Therefore, they are annoying, but not dangerous.
At any time, once you see someone describing a person or a class of people with the description of "drug addict", you know that it must be derogatory to this person or this class of people. I really look down on such people now. If one day you meet such a person in your life, please avoid it-don't reply, don't comment-walk, climb, escape and run. In short, stay as far away from such people as possible! Don't mess with them-you can never convince him to let him know that he has a problem through argument in the dialogue with such people. So-even if it's just for your own health-avoid them!
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