Talk about the classic comedy of reunion day laughter

1. Hot-blooded youths used to be popular, but now they are dog-blooded youths.

2. The brighter the moonlight, the orangutans and the stars.

Without you, the sky is so blue, the grass is so green, and even the mental derangement becomes smart.

4, feelings are a scam, I am at best an undercover.

5. There is no need to maintain the style, and maintaining it is not a style.

If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter, I would have thrown you out.

7. Being rich and uneducated just doesn't like it. I like it when I'm handsome. People don't love you.

Don't swear to me, I'm afraid you'll be struck by lightning.

9. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

10, the left eye jumps for money, the right eye jumps for disaster, and the eyes jump. Does that mean I'm going to fall into a big hole full of money?

1 1. How do I love you? Whether you love me or not is your business, so much nonsense.

12, game over, take your positions.

13. We attach great importance to the fact that smoking is harmful to health, but not smoking affects stability.

14, there were records of aliens in ancient times, because Zhang Er and the monks were confused.

15, these days, you can't rely on yourself, you want to rely on others.

16, what are you arrogant about? Afraid the devil is understaffed

17, put down a hook, hook one, release an electric shock, and electrocute.

18, boss, is there a Nestle? Give me a bottle of Youlemei.

19, Qiang, these two words are read backwards.

20. I can't stop thinking about you because you are so shocking.

2 1, don't be afraid to write a paper next semester! Writing a book: 10,000 words are omitted here.

Don't always call me an animal. Get to know me better and you will know that I am worse than an animal.

23, don't ask for the right door, just feel in place.

24, money, let us indulge, let us make money, don't wear a condom.

25. Someone makes you feel at ease and someone lets you go to bed.

26. Don't talk to me about life. You weren't born.

It's not your fault that you're stupid, it's your fault that you're in the water.

28. Don't say that women are too realistic if men don't have skills, and don't say that men are too playboy if women don't have strength.

Whenever I find myself doing something wrong, I will hit someone on the head with a brick.

There are so many brain-dead people in the world, but you have become one of the best.

3 1. A Taoist who wants to be an abbot is not a good Taoist.

32. Cowardice is always more fashionable than clothes. The old model is not out of date, and the new model is out again.

This kind of female hooligan is really rare in the world.

34, rival in love fell into the water, we can only pee.

35, don't think that you took a leaf, you are IP Man.

Excerpts from sentences about laughter _ sentences about laughter

You are the only one who can make me laugh one second and cry the next. I am a child who is easily sad. I write sad sentences every day, but you don't know that your candy can make me laugh, and you even give me a candy!

When the spring breeze is full, the whole world laughs before you. When you are sad and degenerate, only words can recognize you as a friend in the dead of night. ......

If you can make a girl laugh, you already have her-Marilyn Monroe.

Happiness is having someone around you who can make you laugh.

I want to be with you,

Have classes together and finish homework without tails together. I want to cry with you when I am sad, and I want to laugh unscrupulously when I am happy. I want to discuss my favorite stars and the most outrageous gossip with you. I want to be with you, swearing without warning before the small exam and celebrating happily before the unprecedented good results. Want to be with you, fidgety in rebellious period, laughing wildly in adolescence. I want to be with you, be sentimental at first love and sing sad songs when I am lovelorn. While everyone was still immersed in the puzzle given by Cai Kangyong, Bo Huang had already begun to deal with it. He began to laugh, which made the scene less embarrassing. Then, he calmly and calmly continued what Zheng Yuling had just said and smiled at Cai Kangyong: Actually, you are not fighting alone. I just saw a horse with you. For so long, I have only seen people riding horses, but I have never seen anyone riding horses.

The star audience was stunned for a second, and then burst into deafening laughter and applause. Andy Lau, Nick Cheung and Carina Lau, who just looked sympathetic to Bo Huang, couldn't help laughing. Andy Lau, in particular, looked around while laughing, as if eager to let everyone know how happy he was. Even Cai Kangyong himself clapped his hands with a smile. -Liu Ruijiang's "Huang Bo Yan Youdao" I always thought that you can live happily by avoiding pain, but the more you don't give your heart to others, the more you avoid anything that may bring pain, the more numb you are, and you can't be sad, but you can't laugh. You will be numb, you will lose your feeling and the ability to cry. There will always be happiness after pain, so there is no need to doubt others so much. Bold love and hate. You may get hurt, suffer and cry at night, but it's better than locking your heart and living your life without crying or laughing.

Sometimes I want to laugh, but there is no one around.

How much do you miss him and how much do you want to see him? Maybe only when Lu Han is by your side will you really laugh.

Even if Lu Han doesn't return, it doesn't matter, Lu Han. Please contact him more when you are free. Little fool, do you care about yourself the most? When you are happy,

I feel a little scared, full of joy but unable to laugh, moved by sadness but no longer shed tears. What makes me unable to believe in pure happiness? What makes me wander on the road, calmly disgusted with the melancholy in my bones? Is it unconscious pessimism that puts us in a dilemma? Today, I still often go to class alone, go to the library, and go to the playground to listen to songs and run. But I often take photos with my friends under the flower tree, watch movies and drink plum wine on weekends. We laughed like long-lost friends. -curly Wei' an "In college, loneliness is a normal state."

Every time I see them laughing or excited because of such a simple and ordinary thing, I am so moved why my heart is so calm. I have to see a lot of things before I can.

In the golden sunshine, Tan Han's black eyes looked at me quietly, and her beautiful lips slightly tilted. He is so taciturn that even if he smiles occasionally, it is only a shallow smile. He is like a man with many secrets, so he often restrains himself, unable to laugh or feel sad. But at this moment, his eyes are clearer than the ginkgo leaves in autumn, and his smile is simple but unforgettable. At this moment, all the top designs of the whole luxurious and fashionable shop are eclipsed by Tan Han's shallow smile. I just gave him two ties at random, and it was not until a long time later that I realized that Tan Han asked me how I felt. -Luo Qing fans "The other side of the starlight"

If you are having an affair with another woman, I will also have an affair with another man. If you laugh at other women, I will care too much about you. I have more waves than you. Anyway, there will be plenty of time for us to torture each other slowly.

Sometimes I can play a clown to make everyone laugh, but I am also afraid that you will treat me as a real clown!

I hope to be the one who makes you laugh.

Open the old diary and find that I have worked hard for a person, wept bitterly for a person, stayed up all night for a person, hesitated for a person, laughed for a person, worked hard for a person, waited for a person, promised for a person and embarrassed for a person.

Now, I will still work hard, I will still cry occasionally, I will still stay up all night occasionally, I will still hesitate occasionally, I will still be silly occasionally, I will still laugh, I will still work hard, I will still wait alone, I will still be flustered occasionally, I will still do something, I will still have some feelings, but for those who are remembered by some people, no matter what happens, I will not fade away from the old days. No matter what you have to face, no matter what you have to bear, life will go on, and the road ahead will still go ... The real courage is that you can still laugh and stride forward confidently and easily in the face of these heavy sorrows ...

Laugh on a sunny day.

I don't want a prince. As long as I belong to my Huai Yu, I can laugh on sunny days and make noise in the free air.

Shallow joy and deep love, companionship is the longest confession.

Silent happiness, memories are the warmest waiting. On sunny days, blowing breeze, laughing heartily. Laugh in a boat in a light year. Where the dream begins, there are you and me! Why do I read so many jokes? My face is still stiff, but I just can't smile

Although the corners of my mouth occasionally rise, I immediately recovered my cold face after a minute or two ... (-)/Summary: People with high laughter should cherish every laugh (-) v When I wake up every day, when I am surrounded by sadness, self-pity and failure, I fight it like this:

When I am depressed, I sing loudly. When I am sad, I will laugh heartily. When I was ill, I worked harder. When I am afraid, I go forward bravely. When I feel inferior, I wear new clothes. I raise my voice when I am unhappy. When I am down and out, I want to be rich in the future. When I feel overwhelmed, I will look back on my past successes. When I am ashamed of myself, I will think about my goal. In short, today I will learn to control my emotions. -Og Mandino "The Greatest Salesman in the World" Standing in the crowd, I am unremarkable, an ordinary and ordinary me;

Living in the world, I don't play with my heart, a simple and clear me. Even if I am plain-looking, I won't please people who don't like me. I only smile in front of people who like me; Even if I am poor, I will not curry favor with people who look down on me. I just want people who value me to be proud of me. I don't want to pretend to wear a mask, so I live too tired; Red dust, I don't want to wear a decorative coat, so I am miserable. People who know you don't need to explain, and people who don't know you don't need to explain; People who know you will not give up, and those who don't know you will leave sooner or later. Being yourself wholeheartedly, even if it is not perfect, is the most beautiful. I like to laugh when I am happy, even if I lose my image; I like to cry when I am sad, even if I lose face. To be a man, what you want is the true appearance! Accustomed to being straight, but not learning to be smooth; I'm used to doing things wholeheartedly, but I can't fool you-the white melody "Famous Sentences of Brother Heng" sometimes makes me feel very unhappy, but I still force myself to grin.

I hope a group of old friends can sit down, have a glass of old wine, tell the past, tease each other, laugh together, lament the youth and ignorance of that year, and prove that we once had youth.

There is a girl with a ponytail in everyone's youth.

At that time, I used to walk on campus for one person. I would study hard for one person, I would laugh, and I would be silly to pay for it. It's always puzzling to think of the past now. At the beginning, the girl had married a woman, and the campus had already been demolished. It's no use reading, but paying will only take advantage. Only that smile is still there, but my mood has changed. Cherish your little luck, smile at different days, be happy for the people around you, and laugh at what you haven't missed. This is our 17-year-old sky, where you can be bohemian and daydream boldly. You can fight for your dreams, and you can live without tears and regrets.

Want to see you smile.

I want to play a joke on you. One second I hold you in my arms, and the next I blush and turn around. I'm not afraid of you crying, because you are my pride. My eyes are chasing you, and my heart is ready. I take you to see the wasteland. I always laugh on sunny days and make trouble in free air. Do you know that the only thing I want is that the world is still so small? I will accompany you to the ends of the earth, stop looking for it and grow old in a carefree corner. You know, my heart is beating with you-

1, you are unhappy, and you have to pity others.

2. Later, the diary was torn and the wine glass was smashed. Forget the unfinished story.

I want to know whose name I will call when I am drunk.

4. If your life is bad now, you asked for it, blaming you for being too soft-hearted and giving the beast with dagger a chance to stab you.

I envy those who are asleep, so that they don't have to bear the pain of missing in endless darkness. 2. Love that you don't love will never go bad. So, we flirt, we are ambiguous, but we should never fall in love. 3. I really like you, Guan ...

6. After all, you will have a girlfriend, get married, have children and forget me.

7. The love you give, unconsciously, is enough for a lifetime.

8. No one will be with you forever. You know, even the shadow won't be there when it rains.

9. Father is the one who scolds you for saving money when you ask for it.

10, never mention loving you again, not not loving, but loving very much, but not loving anymore.

1 1, you and I are not on the same frequency, how do you know what kind of heart I hurt?

12, I finally understand that you are just used to being nice to me and being nice to me without feelings.

13, how much heartache finally turned into a casual acquaintance.

14, the only thing I feel sad is that I am not strong enough to make you fearless when supporting me.

15, don't always cut the chat record and save it. Take it out and look sad when things are different. Every sweet word is a mockery, and every kiss, every love, every expression, every good night, every company and every parting are incredible. How to say it at the beginning? How can this be the case now? Maybe the other person has long forgotten what he said to you, but you still can't forget it.

16, the world has become empty, and I am burdened with hardships, leaving me nowhere to hide.

17, you gave me all the warmth and rich pain.

18. Loneliness is an indispensable darkness in life. Can't cross, also can't overcome.

19, the wind is silent, and loneliness seems to be pulling wildly. How can you say you don't want to, but turn around and leave?

He gave you his umbrella, but he stayed with another person in the rain.

2 1, separated because of growth; Because the fate is over, people are separated.

22. I am a human being, I am fragile, I am not strong, and I can't stand disappointment and betrayal again and again.

23. When I think of you after many years, my heart will still ripple. I almost forgot the feeling of loving you at that time. All I know is that I used all my strength to love you, and finally I died. Now I feel like a fool. Even if I haven't learned to love myself, I will love others. But in front of love, who hasn't been a fool?

24. I am used to laughing unscrupulously when I am sad, and I don't know what tears are like over time.

25. It's just that I've been walking alone for too long and I'm used to being alone.

26. Love is an incredible but persistent poison in this world.

27. You are always crying in the corner and always laughing in the sun, so no one knows that you will be sad if you are happy.

28. When he kissed me, my tears fell down. Every movement is like you, and I dare not open my eyes.

29. Always when I was lonely, always when I was sad, always when I was lonely, you all left.

30. The years are long, and the sea is changing. If you don't look back, don't naturally have a lover to love you.

3 1, the love story scattered by the wind is hoarse after all, and people who go far don't love it.

32, a thousand years of waiting, but only one sentence: my love has long gone.

33, waiting for the sun to rise and set, watching the loss of tears, the pain of the heart, the feeling of dreams, knowing that there is no label, but accumulating a doomed chain.

34. You came from the flashing lights and brought me a hug from all over the world.

One day, you will meet a rainbow-like gorgeous person, which is really exciting. 2. Smile can be given to anyone, but your heart only needs to be given to one person. 3, because you are not here, even the memories are lazy, so I forgot. 4. I am in love ...

When I am good enough, I will meet you.

37. When patting my chest, can I open my eyes and take one last look at you?

38. Wukong, there is not enough firewood. Bring more scriptures. Jason Wu, do you think Bajie is familiar?

39. We will meet too many people in this life, but we will always treat passers-by as a lifetime. It is too sad to think about it.

40. The world is too busy to listen to my loneliness and sadness.

4 1, I am an angel with broken wings, and I can't fly into your arms anymore.

42. My strength is separated by a door, and my tears fall without vigilance.

43. When you hear a voice similar to yourself in a trance, you will tremble slightly and then your head will freeze.

44. You filled my whole past, but you will never be in my future.

She doesn't drink beer, and she won't stay. She won't tell you her sorrow.

46. Some relationships are broken, let them be broken, get together and leave well, and each has its place.

47. "I am more important than anything" and "Everything is more important than you"

48. Lovers who are alone are most afraid of holidays. They can only celebrate alone and get drunk as much as possible. None of the people I loved stayed with me.

49. You never looked back. Did you ever think that I was still waiting?

No matter how bad I am, I can't compare with her smile.

5 1, the complete memo is all about him, and I hate to delete it, but I have cleared it now, and with him, this is my life.

I will never waste every second with you.

You gave me a smile, I thought you promised me forever. 2, since you left, I learned to smile, because I know my tears will not be wiped away for me. 3, forget how to love, forget how to hurt, forget. ...

54. It must be very painful to delete someone who loves you.

55. You are a thorn in my throat. It hurts when pulled out, and dies when swallowed. The most courageous thing I have ever done is to give up the opportunity to be friends and let you know that I like you. 2. You can't say that you can only love one person all your life. This is impossible, but ...

56. I have suffered too much betrayal and deception, and I am not so easy to rely on.

57. Every breath is accompanied by the pain of the heartbeat; Scar has become a witness to love you.

58. I am the one who lost my temper, and I am the most uncomfortable.

59. I only have one life. I just want to suffer with you, enjoy some happiness with you and go further.

60, goodbye, once said to be sisters for life.

6 1, I probably have someone else with you, so it doesn't matter if I leave quietly like this.

62. So I shivered in the cold quilt and was laughed at by outsiders.

63. Never mention the pain or happiness of the past again. Sometimes, what we love is not him, but memories. There are so many memories of two people, but I am the only one left. 4. Change one in a flash ...

You compare my shortcomings with her strengths, no wonder she hit you.

65. Later, you can forget what you said, and you can change the person you love.

If there is an afterlife, I still choose to meet you.

67. When forgetting becomes another kind of beginning and memories fade, pain is the most real.

68. I'm sorry that I can't see you 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

Many times, all we want is a positive look and an understanding heart, and that's all.

I want to be happy, but my eyes are full of tears.

7 1, all written for one person until I am jealous.

72. She was with him, and all her friends were surprised. She said that she just liked his dull energy. But every time she was angry, he didn't come to comfort her. It's the same every time. A friend comforted her that he was just low in emotional intelligence. She accepted the reason, but later, she finally broke up. Without hesitation, he nodded and agreed, watching him prepare gifts for another girl all day to make another girl happy. She suddenly realized, what to stay, what emotional intelligence is low, only.

73. You don't know the strength of wine until you are drunk, and you don't know the weight until you have loved it. You can't be my poem any more than I can be your dream. ﹏☆

74. Life is short, and I am willing to make mistakes with you! 2, sad to say: a person is not alone, thinking about a person will be lonely. 3, love, it turned out to be drinking poisonous wine with a smile! Even if the whole world forgets me, I just want you to remember my existence! 5……

75. Sometimes you can look at it indifferently, sometimes you are too persistent.

76. He is diligent and just fell in love with you. He is all thumbs because he loves you deeply. He's calm, but he's tired of you.

77. There is always a mistake in the world.

78. Falling in love with someone who can't hold hands for a lifetime is doomed to be a story full of tears and sadness.

79. The meaning of travel lies in discovering yourself, not browsing others.

You must not have noticed the despair in my eyes when I said I didn't mind with a smile.

8 1, love after hypoxia, casual tears are unnecessary.

82. Without you, even if you give me the whole world, I still have nothing. I love you with all my heart, but you hurt me so thoroughly. 3. Youth is bright sadness. I didn't cry, but my tears came down. 4. Actually, this world ...

83. Let's pretend that flowers never bloom or die, that you have never lived in the future and that I have never loved them.

The funny thing is that I still love you after you have been gone for many years, but you have never heard of it.

85, sad to talk about mood phrases, a person is sad after work, a person's eyes, the loss of missing, the initial beauty is hidden in the eyes, life hides indifference, wonderful eyes, and loses a person's scenery. 02, low-key is a kind of hazy. ...

I'm too tired to accept another person. I think I will only love myself in the future.

87. I can't let go. It's nothing more than four glasses of liquor, three cigarettes, two tears and a hard night.

88. If the person you love doesn't love yourself, even if people all over the world love themselves, they will still feel lonely.

Even if the road to happiness is too crowded, we should walk together.

90. I bet all my money and lost everything.

9 1, you didn't love me, you just didn't accompany me when I needed it, you just didn't keep your promise, you just didn't accompany me to the end.

92. I love you as firmly as you don't love me! 2, I subvert the whole world, just to straighten your reflection! 3, there is a feeling more painful than lovelorn, called self-love! 4. Not because of forgetting, but because of remembering. ……

93. The most painful thing in life is to attach too much importance to others and even forget your own uniqueness.

94. People who no longer love are really no longer in love or have never loved.

95. I thought I could stay with you for a long time, but I never thought that it was always what I thought.

96, revisit a few times, cycle after cycle, the ending is still, losing you.

97. Less words and less laughter.

98. The cold wind intruded through the crack in the window and penetrated me defenseless.

99. I feel really good behind me as soon as I turn around.

100, the man cried because he really loved; The woman cried because she really gave up. 2. What women can't forget is feelings, and what men can't forget is feelings. I like smoking, because smoking will hurt my lungs, but I won't be sad. 4……

Funny is to make you laugh.

You are cool. You drink water in the reservoir, sleep in the ancient tomb, have a waterfall in your mouth, and your limbs are like sleepers. You think you are The Story Of Diu Sim Lu Bu, but you are actually a native of Antarctica.

Riddle: Wedding night. Guess the five names of Water Margin ... Answer: Lin Chong, Shi Jin, Song Jiang, Ruan Xiaoer and Wu Yong.

Your underwear is almost the same as bin Laden's, and the American army has been eyeing you. For safety, please take off your clothes immediately and run naked to the mall to buy clothes!

First-class beauty across the ocean, second-class beauty in Shenzhen and Zhuhai, third-class beauty in Shanghai, fourth-class beauty waiting in the country, and fifth-class beauty sent to reform-through-labor camp!

A baby smiled at birth. Everyone wants to know why the other children are crying, but he is laughing. So the baby opened his hand with a pill in his hand and said, you want to fuck me! No way!

A doctor has been very careless and once wrote "anal speech" in his medical record. The chief physician was very angry when he found out and criticized "nonsense" in the bottom.

The first part: the person I love was taken away; Bottom line: people who love me are terrible; Horizontal criticism: Life is hard.

Love is music, first love is light music, passionate love is rock music, marriage is pop music and divorce is pop music.

Dressed in a hairless Caesar, holding a wireless phone, sitting alone in Santana, people call me the boss of the Beggars' Sect.

One cup and two cups stride, three cups and four cups hold the wall, five cups and six cups hold the wall. If I don't leave, my sister will hug me after drinking a catty!

Campus version of Li Qingzhao's words: I drank too much last night, strayed into the depths of the playground, vomited, vomited, woke up countless men and women, and quickly searched for clothes and pants.

A 20-year-old man is a futures, a 30-year-old man is a hot commodity, a 40-year-old man is a spot, and a 50-year-old man is a jumper. Treasure your youth!

A thunder woke Bush up in the middle of the night and shouted, "Quick, turn on the light!" " The bodyguard lit the candle tacitly. Looking at the heavy rain outside the window, Bush hissed, "I'm all over Afghanistan."

Hello, I am honored to inform you that your mobile phone number won the first prize in the prize-winning network access activity in our city. The bonus is 5 million yuan. Please take a pistol to any bank to collect it. The password is "Don't move".

Handsome boy, I'm eighteen or nineteen this year and I haven't found a girlfriend yet. People go to the streets hand in hand, and I hold hands with my left hand!

There are many fish in the sea. If you want to find it, don't find it at work. The quantity is small and the quality is not good!

Look at the pig opposite, look at it, look at it! Don't stare at your mobile phone in a daze. You look so strange! ? Hahaha! !