A collection of fifty funny sentences about sisters drinking wine

Funny sentences about sisters drinking (Part 1)

1. The east wind blows, the war drums beat, who is afraid of who is drinking today.

2. You pay, I pay with my life, and we drink together and become insane.

3. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

4. Only when you are drunk do you know who you love the most; only when you are sick do you know that no one loves you.

5. I originally wanted to quit drinking, but what I hate most in life is wasting alcohol.

6. You are the wine, and I am the luminous cup; you are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I will have you by my side in this life, and I will have no regrets in my drunken life!

7. If you have shallow feelings, give it a lick.

8. The young man left home and the boss came back. I will invite the young lady to accompany me for this cup.

9. I drink, fight, and skip breakfast. No matter how cold it is, if you only wear one piece of clothing, no one will feel bad if nothing happens.

10. As long as you have it in your heart, tea can also be regarded as wine.

11. I drank today. I feel very uncomfortable and have a headache. I feel even worse when I’m drunk. Don’t drink in the future.

12. Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends remain in the heart!

13. There are no clouds in the sky and drought on the ground. The cup just now cannot be counted.

14. I will not fall until the snowflakes fall, and I will not fall until Qingdao falls.

15. The hangover medicine my wife bought on the wedding day can only be kept for my son to use in eighteen years.

16. In the virgin stage, be careful and guard. In the young woman stage, half push and half give. In the prime of life, everything is not enough. In the widow stage, I come to fight with you. In the old lady stage, if it doesn’t work, she still cheats.

17. There are many boys who advise you not to drink, but are there any who will take care of you when you are drunk? Funny sentences about sisters drinking (Part 2)

18. How can one walk around the world without drinking.

19. The companionship of wine is loneliness and loneliness. After I got drunk, I realized that I didn’t remember the person beside me, but that the wine soaked all over my body, from the bottom of my heart, and only entered my heart.

20. If you know how to drink from a barrel and a vat, the director of the winery will let you be!

21. Since people get tanned, their faces look better, their teeth become whiter, and they no longer blush when drinking alcohol.

22. Only drink drinks, not the boss.

23. Ordinary women don’t drink, but women who drink are not ordinary.

24. If I don’t drink, where will I put the good Chinese wine?

25. The amount of wine is courage, the style of wine is style, the morality of wine is morality, and the bottle is level.

26. If we have a fight and drink together, we are brothers.

27. When you are away from home, drinking is unbearable.

28. I promised to stop drinking, so tonight I will stop drinking and drink again to celebrate.

29. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

30. One drink costs nine taels, focus on training.

31. Drinking and singing accompany me tonight, until the morning light reflects on the jade cup. ——Propertius

32. Grassroots cadres who don’t drink have no expectations at all.

33. Make new friends, remember old friends, and come have a drink together.

34. It’s rare in life to get drunk. If you want to drink, you must get drunk! Funny sentences for sisters when they drink (Part 3)

35. No one understands your frown, no one can accompany you when you get drunk, blame me for asking for trouble, I want to understand your discomfort.

36. If you have strong feelings, you can’t drink enough.

37. Those who can drink one tael drink two taels, such friends are generous; those who can drink two taels drink five taels, such friends are cultivated; those who can drink half a catty drink one catty, such Brothers are the most considerate; if you can drink a kilogram, drink a bucket, you will be promoted to vice president; if you can drink a bucket, drink a tank, you will be the director of the winery;

38. If you drink, will you die together?

39. If you have deep feelings, you will feel stuffy in one mouthful; if you have shallow feelings, you will lick it; if you have thick feelings, you will not drink enough; if you have strong feelings, you will bleed after drinking.

40. If you want me to drink well, you have to drink it down first.

41. The new year has been disturbed by many things, and I have been confused for half my life. Gains and losses will never wake you up, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.

42. I don’t like drinking with people who don’t know how to drink, because you never know what they will look like when they are drunk or what they will look like when they are sober.

44. Smoking when you are lonely, drinking when you are lonely, a person’s world is wonderful.

45. Lift your butt and drink again.

46. Drinking and talking about friendship, this person is a brother.

47. I have a story and wine. Do you want to come with me?

48. Don’t drink too much in the morning, there are still several tables tonight; don’t get drunk when drinking at noon, because the department has a meeting in the afternoon; don’t drink too much in the evening, lest your wife will look for you everywhere.

49. When I'm drunk, I won't accept anyone, so I just hold on to the wall.

50. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the curb? Fifty pieces of funny drinking copywriting that are popular on Douyin

Fifty funny drinking copywriting that are popular on Douyin (Part 1)

1. Don’t drink when you win, and cheat when you lose.

2. I will never drink again from now on. If you see me drinking, just pretend I didn’t say anything!

3. I will never drink again in this life. If you see me drinking, just pretend that I didn’t say it.

4. Brothers are thousands of miles apart, so they should drink this cup.

5. Drinking is funny. When I look back, I realize that all of our important decisions were made while drinking.

6. A lover’s tears can make you drunk with just one drop; a sentimental heart can be broken by rubbing it; grudges and resentments are not right and wrong, who can guess right? Anyone who drinks this glass of wine will be drunk. .

7. Time flies by like lightning and is hard to catch up. How many times can you be happy when you are 100 years old?

8. If you drink too much, you will be hard to find. If you take the lead, you will be the future leader.

9. If you lead the whole process, you will be the future leader.

10. Discipline inspection cadres don’t drink, so there are no clues at all.

11. One drink for you and one for me. After drinking, we will dance together.

12. Art for the sake of art is no more meaningful than drinking for the sake of drinking.

13. The biggest pain - not getting drunk no matter how much you drink, you can't be drunk and have to pay the bill.

14. I will help you drink a few drinks, and you will carry my drunk brother.

15. If a man doesn’t drink, he can’t make good friends.

16. If a man doesn’t drink, he will walk in the world in vain/live like a eunuch/can’t make good friends;

17. If he can drink, he will not lose, and he will be the leader’s secretary. Douyin’s popular drinking comedy copy (Part 2)

18. Just two bites?

19. You pay, I pay with my life, and we drink together until we become insane.

20. A toast to tomorrow and a toast to the past.

21. How can one walk in the world without drinking;

22. Drink well, the wine is delicious, drink good wine, the wine is delicious.

23. Drunk and sober, the mentality is different!

24. I drank today. I feel very uncomfortable and have a headache. I feel even worse when I’m drunk. Don’t drink anymore.

25. The year has been disturbed by many things, and I have been confused for half my life. Gains and losses will never wake you up, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.

26. People can’t live without wine when traveling in the world.

27. The host raised his glass and said to those present: "Women, please speak louder, and all men will go in."

28. Do you want to be old friends? When we grow old, we can also go drinking together.

29. You pay, I pay with my life, and we drink together to become mentally ill.

30. As long as the emotion is strong! Don’t be afraid of stomach bleeding!

31. If you don’t know how to drink, you will have no future;

32. If I don’t drink, where will I put the good Chinese wine?

33. There is a big world in wine. The sun and the moon are long in the pot.

34. Half a pound of wine is not good wine. A pound of wine is not enough to support the wall. I will not walk with half a pound of wine. Douyin’s popular funny drinking copy (Part 3)

35. Don’t drink alcohol in general. If you don’t drink ordinary wine, drinking is extraordinary.

36. If you fall down as soon as you drink, your job will be hard to secure.

37. Stay half awake and half drunk, and we will meet again in your dreams.

38. If we have a fight and drink together, we are brothers.

39. If ordinary people don’t drink, they will have no joy at all.

40. Raise your neck and take a sip to look at your silly drinking buddy.

41. In the virgin stage, be careful and guard. In the young woman stage, half push and half give. In the prime of life, everything is not enough. In the widow stage, I come to fight with you. In the old lady stage, if it doesn’t work, you still cheat.

42. Only when you are drunk do you know who you love the most; only when you are sick do you know that no one loves you.

43. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

44. I have my story, but I don’t drink. Even when I drink, I just want to get drunk.

45. Drinking for a while makes you feel good, and drinking always makes you feel good.

46. After many years of lovesickness, only two ounces of white wine can express this love.

47. I heard that the porridge can fill the stomach, but the wine can fill the heart.

48. If you don’t drink too much, you are afraid of being embarrassed, so you have to restrain yourself not to drink.

49. Big brother, you drink this wine first, and I will deal with the aftermath.

50. Deep feelings, boring. The feelings are shallow, give it a lick. The feelings are thick and the drink is not enough. Feeling weak, can't drink. Fifty humorous sentences about drinking well

Humorous sentences about drinking well

1. Drinking and singing accompany me tonight, until the morning light reflects on the jade cup. ——Propertius

2. The year has been troubled by many things, and I have been confused for half my life. Gains and losses will never wake you up, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.

3. Leading cadres do not drink and have no friends.

4. Stay half awake and half drunk, and we will meet again in your dreams.

5. If you drink too much for too long, talents are hard to find. If you take the lead in drinking, you will be the future leader.

6. As long as you and I have a good relationship, we can drink as much as we can.

7. If you fall down as soon as you drink, your official position will be hard to secure.

8. Six sixes! Good job, brothers! Who is afraid of whom? The turtle is afraid of the hammer!

9. Drink less but not too much, drink more and don’t talk too much; talk more and don’t talk nonsense, talk nonsense but don’t bullshit; bullshit don’t bullshit, bullshit don’t admit bullshit.

10. I will not fall until the snowflakes fall, and I will not fall until Qingdao falls.

11. If you want your guests to drink well, you must drink yourself first.

12. An old cellar with new cups, the two of them drank until dark. They were half sober and blew wildly, and half drunk went home.

13. I drank today. I feel very uncomfortable and have a headache. I feel even worse when I’m drunk. Please don’t drink in the future.

14. Wine is like a woman. There are also gains and losses in life in wine. A successful woman can drink and drink together and never give in to men in life. The frustrated woman, with tears in her cheeks, raised her glass and got drunk alone.

15. How can one walk around the world without drinking.

16. If you are happy in life, you must have all the fun, and don’t let the golden bottle stand empty against the moon.

17. With the Jialing River at your back, drinking wine is like drinking soup. Part 2 of humorous sentences about drinking well

18. Stop drinking once, and you will fail every time.

19. If you have deep feelings, you will feel stuffy in one mouthful; if you have shallow feelings, you will lick it; if you have thick feelings, you will not drink enough; if you have strong feelings, you will bleed after drinking;

20. Drinking for a while makes you feel good, and drinking always makes you feel good.

21. Drinking capacity is courage, drinking style is style, wine ethics is moral character, and wine bottle is level.

22. In the virgin stage, be careful and guard. In the young woman stage, half push and half give. In the prime of life, everything is not enough. In the widow stage, I come to fight with you. In the old lady stage, if it doesn’t work, you still cheat.

23. Brothers are thousands of miles apart, so they should drink this cup.

24. It’s a lie that I want to drink with you, but it’s true that I want to get drunk in your arms.

25. You are the wine, and I am the luminous cup; you are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you by my side in this life, and I will never regret it if I am drunk!

26. Half awake and half drunk day after day, flowers fall and bloom year after year.

27. I will never drink again in this life. If you see me drinking, just pretend I didn’t say anything.

28. I do it first as a courtesy, you can do whatever you want.

29. Drink as much as you can. If you can’t drink anymore, run away.

30. It is said that you can drink until you are drunk and love your lover until you are in love, but no one drinks until they vomit.

31. A toast to tomorrow and a toast to the past.

32. Spicy wine to wash your teeth, beer as tea.

33. The wine I have drunk and the tears I have shed in this life are not as bitter as your turning back.

34. If the past can make you drink, memories are like a hangover. Part 3 of humorous sentences about drinking well

35. If you have wine today and will be drunk now, don’t be too tired in life.

36. Make new friends, remember old friends, and come have a drink together.

37. If you drink well, the wine will taste good. If you drink good wine, the wine will taste good.

38. For small happiness, touch along the wall; for big happiness, drag along the floor.

39. The greatest sorrow is: To be happy only with what is in the cup is to lament that one is ignorant.

40. Middle-level cadres don’t drink and have no information at all.

41. If you know how to drink from a barrel and a vat, the director of the winery will let you be!

42. The host raised his glass and said to those present: "Women, please speak louder, and all men will go in."

43. One drink makes you gain, two drinks and one loses, three drinks Two dead wives, four wines, mountains and rocks, five wines and four empty houses, six wines, enlightenment is the temple.

44. I have my story, but I don’t drink. Even when I drink, I just want to get drunk.

45. From now on, I will never drink again. If you see me drinking, just pretend that I didn’t say anything!

46. Drinking and talking about friendship, this person is a brother.

47. As difficult as life is, drinking will make you choke. Eight times out of ten things go wrong with drinking.

48. It looks like water, tastes spicy, causes ghosts when you drink it, stumbles your legs when walking, looks for water at night, and regrets waking up early.

49. As long as the relationship is good, it doesn’t matter how much you drink; as long as the relationship is deep, even the fake ones are true; as long as the relationship is there, everything is wine.

50. Two meals of wine a day will make you feel uncomfortable if you don’t drink. The more you drink, the better you drink, and you won’t stop until you get drunk. Collection of 50 humorous quotes about drinking that make people fall in love

Humorous quotes about drinking that make people fall in love (Part 1)

1. Hold a wine bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; outside There is a vase for offering, and there is a vinegar bottle at home; one should make things right with the superiors, and level them with the subordinates!

2. Brothers are thousands of miles apart, so they should drink this cup.

3. Wine is food, the more you drink, the younger you will be;

4. Today’s wine, today’s drunk, don’t live too tired; it’s good or bad, just focus on your mood not bad.

5. If you get drunk often, you will regret it for life.

6. At the end of the glass, the policy is relaxed; at the mention of the chopsticks, it is okay; when the wine is full and the meal is over, it is okay if not; if you are drunk and I am drunk, it is wrong and right.

7. Generally don’t drink. If you don’t drink ordinary wine, drinking is extraordinary.

8. The east wind blows, the drums thunder, whoever is afraid of drinking today!

9. Only when you are drunk do you know who you love the most; only when you are sick do you know that no one loves you.

10. Stay half awake and half drunk, and we will meet again in your dreams.

11. If you run away halfway, it’s still too early for promotion.

12. Let’s toast to the east wind and be calm.

13. We are all close friends when we get together. Let me drink some soothing wine first.

14. The host raised his glass and said to those present: "Women, please speak louder, and all men will go in."

15. Grassroots cadres do not drink and have no expectations at all.

16. Big brother, you drink this wine first, and I will deal with the aftermath.

17. Brothers don’t drink and have no affection at all. Humorous talk about drinking that makes people happy (Part 2)

18. It’s rare to get drunk a few times in life, so drinking to relieve your worries makes you even more sad.

19. Pretend to be indifferent and make yourself look numb as the alcohol becomes numb.

20. Youth is dedicated to the small wine table, and you will drink it all the time!

21. When the person who persuades you to drink gets up and makes a toast, the person being advised will say: "Lift your butt, drink again", intending to ask the person to drink another drink. At this time, the person who persuades you to drink should respond: "Move your butt, it means you have to drink again". respect".

22. An old cellar with new cups, the two of them drank until dark. They were half sober and blew wildly, and half drunk went home.

23. Don’t want to drink, unwilling to drink, unable to control.

24. I have my story, but I don’t drink. Even when I drink, I just want to get drunk.

25. It looks like water, tastes spicy, causes ghosts when you drink it, stumbles your legs when walking, looks for water at night, and regrets waking up early.

26. I drank today. I feel very uncomfortable and have a headache. I feel even worse when I’m drunk. Please don’t drink in the future.

27. You pay, I pay with my life, and we drink together to become mentally ill.

28. If you don’t know how to drink, you will have no future.

29. If you don’t drink it, where will I put the good Chinese wine?

30. A woman’s love is like wine, the more it brews, the stronger it gets; a man’s love is like tea, the more it brews The lighter.

31. Drinking is a must among friends, no matter whether it’s easy or wrong.

32. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the curb?

33. Discipline inspection officials do not drink, so there is no clue at all.

34. You are the wine, and I am the luminous cup; you are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you by my side in this life, and I will never regret it if I am drunk! Humorous talk about drinking that makes people happy (Part 3)

35. If you have deep feelings, you will feel stuffy in one mouthful; if you have shallow feelings, you will lick it; if you have strong feelings, you will not drink enough; if you have strong feelings, you will bleed after drinking.

36. If you don’t know how to drink, you will have no future. If you only drink, you will be unpredictable.

37. If you want to get drunk, keep the wine in your stomach. Afraid of getting drunk, add water to the wine. I was so drunk that I dared to drink dichlorvos. Drunk, sleeping under the table. Pretending to be drunk and not wanting to tip.

38. The companionship of wine is loneliness and loneliness. After getting drunk, I realized that the person beside me was just missing.

39. Don’t drink once, or you will fail every time.

40. It’s hard to find talents if you drink too much.

41. Drinking capacity is courage, wine bottle is level, drinking style is style, and drinking morality is moral character.

42. There are no clouds in the sky and drought on the ground. The cup just now cannot be counted.

43. Women go crazy when they drink, and men get worried when they drink.

44. The guest will get drunk if he drinks, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

45. I will never drink again in this life. If you see me drinking, just pretend I didn’t say anything.

46. I don’t like drinking with people who don’t know how to drink, because you never know what they will look like when they are drunk or what they will look like when they are sober.

47. No one understands your frown, no one gets drunk with you and blames me for asking for trouble, I want to understand your discomfort.

48. Drunk and sober, the mentality is different!

49. Being able to drink two taels and five taels is a comrade that should be cultivated!

50. From hundreds of rivers to the East China Sea, when will you drink again? If you don’t drink now, you will be sad in the future.