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This is the most festive day of the year-Spring Festival!

It's nearly New Year's Eve. Although there is a little snow in the sky, it can't stop the jubilant atmosphere in t

Ya she tong ren

This is the most festive day of the year-Spring Festival!

It's nearly New Year's Eve. Although there is a little snow in the sky, it can't stop the jubilant atmosphere in t

Ya she tong ren

This is the most festive day of the year-Spring Festival!

It's nearly New Year's Eve. Although there is a little snow in the sky, it can't stop the jubilant atmosphere in the street. Workers who have worked hard for a year have also set foot on their way home. People from all over the world have also stopped working, and some small shops have closed directly. At this time, everyone is thinking-go home for the New Year!

There was little snow, and a little snow was scattered on the branches. At first glance, it looks like some kind of food. In the small shop around the dumb house, everyone is busy cleaning and decorating the house. As the saying goes, "the old don't go, the new don't come"!

People are busy cutting window grilles and putting up couplets. This lively atmosphere seems to add a touch of warmth to the silence that has always been deserted.

The boss sitting in the shop seemed to feel something, and then he opened the door of the dumb house and saw a piece of red, like stepping into a new world. Colorful light bulbs are tied to the trees across the street, and two red lanterns are hung on other people's doors. Some children have run out to set off firecrackers. ...

The boss can't help feeling when he looks at the lively scene in front of him.

Many years passed, and after Fu Su left, he got used to being alone. Live alone, eat alone and spend the holidays alone.

I wonder how he spent this Spring Festival.

Think about it, he sighed softly. Just now, the doctor sent a short message saying that their hospital finally gave them a few days off, and later they took dumplings (and delicious food) to the dumb house.

The doctor is also one of his surprises this year. The boss privately thinks that the doctor is a cheerful, sunny and responsible eater.

The boss thinks like this, and his heart feels warm.

Before, he thought it didn't matter what festivals he had, not all of them were reunions, and then he celebrated and prayed ... He stayed in this world for a long time and saw through the birth, death and prosperity of this world, so he didn't have any expectations for festivals, or there was nothing worth looking forward to.

However, at two o'clock in the afternoon, the doctor took Tang Yuan on time and took a ride to the mute's house.

Well, they usually go on foot, but this time it's different. They brought a lot of food. When they got off the bus, they were one after another, each carrying two big bags. I don't know what they did.

Breathing heavily, the doctor pushed open the door of the dumb house and smelled the familiar fragrance, which made him relax a lot.

"Boss! I can accompany you tonight! "

Tang Yuan also echoed: "Second brother, me too!"

Then after the phone call, I don't care about anything, just throw the ingredients down at will. Tang Yuan went to appreciate the antiquities, while the doctor slumped in his chair.

After a while, the boss came, ignored the doctors directly, raised his eyebrows and stared at the four bags of things, looking puzzled.

At this time, the doctor straightened up, walked over and patted the boss on the shoulder. Hey hey smiled and said, "How about going to eat hot pot tonight? I can bring anything! " One side of the dumplings appeared out of nowhere and said, "Yes, second brother, there is a pot, a stove, and ..." Just as I was about to say, the doctor couldn't control Tang Yuan's mouth, and Tang Yuan struggled "Uncle ... mud godmother (why)!"

"Tang Yuan, you smelly boy, you know how to make surprises!"

Seeing two people, one big and one small, arguing about something, the boss's expressionless face suddenly smiled.

This new year is very interesting.

Seeing that the meal didn't arrive, the doctor chatted with the boss.

Doctor: "Boss, you are just like this dumb house. A year has passed, and it is still the same as before. "

Boss: "Hmm."

"Don't you need to decorate your house?"

"What do you want to decorate?"

"Hey, add some festive atmosphere!" Don't die like this!

"I see."

Say that finish, he got up and walked to the back room. After a while, I took out a wooden box.

The wooden box is exquisite, with a dragon carved on it. The dragon is wrapped around three sides of the box. Moreover, the dragon sculpture is prominent, so it looks lifelike.

The boss opened the wooden box, took out the couplets and walked out of the dumb house. "This is the rhythm of hanging couplets." The doctor thought. When I turned around, I felt something was wrong. "Such a beautiful wooden box, just a couplet?" Doctors have once again refreshed their world view.

Just as the doctor sighed, the boss said, "Come and help." The doctor quickly put away his mind and went to help.

Tang Yuan, who was still wandering around the store, looked at the exquisite antiques in the store and secretly praised the wealth of his second brother. At the same time, he couldn't help wondering when he could take Master to rub him. But the thought of this, Tang Yuan can't help but feel sad.

He hasn't seen master for a long time. I don't know how he's doing. Is there anything delicious? ...

When I was sad, I saw a small white snake drilled from Tang Yuan's sleeve, which was wrapped around Tang Yuan's neck to signal him not to be sad. Then it stood up and pointed in one direction. Tangyuan also noticed and asked, "Have you found anything new?"

"Psst-psst-!" The little snake vomited and vomited happily.

Ignoring Tang Yuan's next sentence, the little white snake broke away from Tang Yuan's hand, jumped onto an antique with a swish, and opened her mouth, ready to absorb aura.

"Don't! My little ancestor! " Tang Yuan quickly took the snake. "The somebody else is a good antique, don't bite! Besides, if the second brother finds out, we will die! "

…… ……

At 5: 30 pm, the doctors completed the arrangement of the dumb house. In fact, I posted a pair of couplets at the door, and I heard from my boss that it really has the function of exorcism. There are two red lanterns hanging in front of the door. The rest is gone. After all, the shop is clean and the boss cleans it every day.

After finishing, the doctor began to tidy up four big bags. So under the boss's gaze, he took out the pot, stove, spoon and so on. It was so difficult to see a doctor that the boss went to help. Suddenly he said, "Actually, I have all these pictures you took."

The doctor stopped with his hand holding the pot. "Huh?"

Later, the doctor finally put the stove on a round table, and suddenly he thought of an important thing.

"Boss, do you have electricity here?"

"yes."

The doctor breathed a sigh of relief After all, the boss usually uses candlelight for lighting. After the stove was set up and the wires were connected, the doctor set about opening the third bag. The boss fiddled with the power socket to help the doctor get something. At first glance, it is salt, pepper, chicken essence, sugar and other spices.

The boss pointed to these spices. "These ... I also have them here."

The doctor just took out the oil and shook hands with him. "Huh?"

The boss of the last two bags knew it was ingredients without guessing.

Everything was ready. The doctor, the boss and Tang Yuan, plus the little white snake, surrounded a big round table with a lot of vegetables and meat on the table.

The rising steam on the hot pot puffed, and the dumplings couldn't wait to open the brush. Seeing that the doctor didn't move his chopsticks, he couldn't move. The doctor was waiting for the boss to move chopsticks.

The boss seemed to guess their idea and said, "We have to wait for one more person."

"who?" The doctor asked.

"You guess." The boss seldom jokes.

"……"

After a while, the three men saw a young man push the door and push in, carrying a bag in his hand, but not as big as a doctor. The young man was shocked to see this scene. There are three people, a big round table with food on it.

"Did I enter someone else's box by mistake?" Young people don't understand.

"... please sit down. "Or the boss woke up.

So the young man sat down.

"This is not Liu Zigang! What, are you here to spell the table? " The doctor joked.

"... no, I won't go back this Spring Festival. "

Of course he doesn't want to go back! He has really had too many miracles this year. I met my boss, and I learned about my past life and a series of antique events. Anyway, this year is a bumper year!

Seeing Liu Zigang in a daze, the doctor noticed what he mentioned.

"Hey? What is that bag of yours? " The doctor pointed to the bag.

"Nothing, it's all food." Lu Zigang is a coward. In fact, he originally wanted to eat whatever he wanted with his boss.

"good! Since everyone is here, let's start! " The doctor looked at the boiling soup in the pot and couldn't extricate himself for a long time. Then he took the lead and put a chopstick and spinach. Just as I was about to enter the pot, the door was pushed open again.

Three people looked at the boss doubtfully. Is there anyone else coming? Boss: "I don't know."

Four people were staring at the gate, and a young man opened it. Slender figure, angular handsome face, a pair of heroic eyes, this is a handsome but unsmiling face, but it gives people a powerful aura. Then the one who came in with silver hair is self-evident.

Fu boss is paused, see Sue them, eyes flashed a light.

As soon as Fu Su came up, he sat directly next to the boss and said to himself, "What a coincidence! We are here on time! " And Hu Hai sat next to Fu Su.

Originally, Fu Su wanted to take the boss out for dinner, but I didn't expect to meet him just after I arrived ... but it was also very lively for everyone to get together.

After some pleasantries, everyone began to move chopsticks.

The doctor took the lead in putting a piece of mutton in the hot pot, and then gave the dumplings. "Eat more!"

"Thank you, Uncle!" Tang Yuan was very moved, but his hand quickly lifted the bowl and picked up the meat.

As soon as the meat reached the bowl, the doctor quickly retracted his hand and bit the meat.

Shang yuan hasn't reacted yet. Even more exasperating, the doctor showed his pride while chewing.

"Good uncle, since you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust!"

Tangyuan grabbed the plate of mutton, threw all the mutton strips into the hot pot, cooked them, fished them out with a spoon and put them in his bowl, trying to swallow all the mutton by himself!

Of course, the doctor won't let him succeed, and he soon joined the ranks of mutton! Even Liu Zigang came to join in the fun, and the scene was once "chaotic"!

Compared with the opposite table, the boss there is much quieter.

Fu Su and his boss are chatting quietly. They should be talking about something, talking and laughing. Fu Su also helped the boss with food himself.

Hu Hai didn't listen to their small talk quietly, but kept picking up food. He has been deeply shocked by this strange way of eating. He can throw vegetables into the pot and make them delicious. Moreover, he was so busy around him that he didn't feel his appetite increased greatly, and his mouth was bulging with food clips, regardless of his image!

After the meal

Everyone is still in the mood. With the excitement, the doctor suggested some entertainment activities, such as flying chess, chess and even military chess ... everyone agreed.

……

The boss silently walked out of the dumb house and looked at the lively scene in front of him again, and his mouth rose slightly.

Actually ... this year's Spring Festival is not without expectations. It can be said that he is very grateful for this year's Spring Festival, bringing together all the important people he met in the world. Let him feel that his cold heart is beating again!

This is the feeling of expectation?

"Boss! It's your turn! Come on! " Everyone in the room shouted in unison.

The boss smiled without trace, and then turned back to the house.

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