The postal express logistics Spring Festival party is in urgent need of poetry reading. Please ask experts from all walks of life to help compile a book related to enterprises.

I have a sketch of the logistics industry, which is absolutely in line with the atmosphere of your Spring Festival get-together, poking fun at the hot events of 20 1 1, all the popular elements are in it, funny, plus good wishes, it will definitely make you and your team shine at the annual meeting!

The fragment is as follows:

Compere: You are both very fashionable. Back to our topic, talk about our logistics work and introduce our team.

Customer Service A: We are engaged in business research and technical competition recently. That is a lot of talented people.

Moderator: Who can introduce me?

Customer service a: we have a competition, blind parts, that is, we know what's inside without opening the package.

Moderator: This is the ability that can be accumulated through long-term experience.

Customer service A: Pick any bag, and we'll start with the third one. Touch it, I see it, USB flash drive.

Moderator: I can see it in an instant. It's amazing.

Customer service B: Second place, bring it here, pinch it, let me see, Kingston USB flash drive.

Moderator: Wow, it's even worse.

Customer service a: the champion took it and touched it, "u disk"

Moderator: Everyone knows that.

Customer Service A: A pinch of food from Kingston Company.

Moderator: People also found out.

Customer service a: close your eyes and flash, 4G!

Compere: It's amazing, even the capacity can be felt.

Customer service B: I didn't take part in the competition. If I take part in the competition, I won't have to touch it, pinch it and shake it. I knew it. Not only do I know it's a USB flash drive, it's Kingston's, but it's 4G, and I know what's inside.

Moderator: impossible, you can know the content without contact.

Customer service B: Yes, I know the content.

Compere: You say, what content?

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The ending is blessing and sublimation. ...

Moderator: (singing) In * * * *, there are a group of couriers.

Customer service a: you are a smurf.

Moderator: Can I send you a blessing with an impromptu song?

Customer service AB: No problem, you sing first.

Moderator: (Singing) There are a group of couriers in * * * * * * *.

Customer service A: (singing) They * * * * * * *

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(The complete script is not convenient to post, please search on Taobao: "Yang Laomi")