Looking for the classic lines from Zhao Yazhi's version of "The Legend of White Snake". Thanks

Centipede Jing and Wang Daoling ran to their sister's house and started fighting.

Sister: Go and help them

Brother-in-law: Who are you helping?

Sister: Of course we are one of our own! Is it possible to help outsiders?

Brother-in-law: Oops! Outsiders are bad people, and our own people are not human beings.

I’m not helping anyone, do you know that?

Sister: Gongfu~~Gongfu, my sister-in-law is about to give birth~~~Hurry~~Go to the drugstore and ask Hanwen to come back.

Brother-in-law: Ha~`My sister-in-law is about to give birth~ ~Where is Xiaoqing?

Sister: Miss Qing is looking for Po Wen.

Brother-in-law: Looking for Po Wen, isn’t it?

Sister: Looking for Po Wen What's wrong with delivering a baby? It's a matter of course. Which woman doesn't ask a midwife to deliver the baby? Go, go, just get your brother back

Brother-in-law: Don't push it, don't Recommended, it’s very fast to find Hanwen. The problem is, if Wen Po really comes after a while, you can drink tea with her in the living room and chat, don’t let her deliver the baby~~

Sister: You have a nail on your head~`Ah. Find the midwife at home, come and chat, drink tea, and chat. You don’t let her deliver the baby, but you let the pregnant woman feel pain in bed

Brother-in-law: Hey !!Don’t even think about it, this sister-in-law is a snake spirit. You and I both know this, but outsiders don’t! If she can’t stand the pain anymore and reveals her true form, it will scare people to death! Yes, she is a snake, and the Chinese word means human. What if she gives birth to a snake with a body and a human head, or a snake head with a human body? Think about it again, snakes lay eggs. What if her younger siblings lay eggs? Damn it, it doesn’t matter if we see it, but if people spread it, isn’t it a joke?

Sister: In your opinion, what should I do?

Brother-in-law: Mine In my opinion, it’s enough to just let Xiaoqing serve. Anyway, they are all snakes and they won’t be afraid when they see eggs laid. If they are born as humans, then of course thank God. If they are born as monsters, they will kill them secretly. If they are born as monsters, they will kill them secretly. If they are eggs, just throw them away secretly. Isn’t that enough? Are you right?

Sister: On your head! My brother and sister came down to earth to repay their kindness and gave us a few eggs, and they were also snake bodies. Is there such a thing as a monster with a human head? Are you pretending to be a fool?

Brother-in-law: Wife, we need to celebrate our child’s full moon.

Sister: What do you want? What a way to celebrate!

Brother-in-law: It’s a wedding! Don’t waste too much, just invite five or six hundred people, and everyone can eat and drink.

Sister: What? Five or six hundred people, you don’t want to mix in Well? How many tables of food and drinks will we have to host?

Brother-in-law: Not many, maybe two or three tables of people.

Xiao Qing: Sir, do you have any other wishes?

Brother-in-law: It’s okay if you don’t say it. I remembered it when you said it...

Xiao Qing: Ah, I was just talking casually, you really have a wish. ...

Madam: Xiaoqing, Langlang Qiankun, how can you fly in the sky in such a shocking way! ! ?

Bai: Xiaoqing, do you want this umbrella or not?

Qing: Then let me ask you, if he came back and asked you for it, would you give it to him or not?

Bai: If he wants it, of course I will give it to him! How could...ah, Xiaoqing, what are you talking about! I'm talking about this umbrella!

Qing: I’m talking about this umbrella too! What do you think I said? !

Bai: Disgusting!

I did a good job

Xiaoqing cooked a table of dishes. During the meal, her brother-in-law was very dissatisfied and said: This is what we eat during the holidays! ? Then he picked up an egg and said angrily: What is this? ! Bomb! !

The five ghosts discussed in the backyard:

When we first met Xiaoqing, she was a boy

Why did she follow Bai Suzhen?

Is she a boy or a girl?

Xiao Qing just came in:

What else do you say

If you dare to take my idea...

Five Ghosts:

... ...

It doesn’t matter whether you are a boy or a girl

Still neither a man nor a woman

It has nothing to do with us...

After the lady was imprisoned, Xu Xian knelt at the intersection, heartbroken, and his brother-in-law and sister came to persuade him. He went back, and then

My sister asked Xian G- If the child is not sensible, why does his mother stop crying when he hugs him?

Brother-in-law interrupted - Really~~

My sister asked Xian G- He lost his mother and father, what is his name?

Brother-in-law interrupted - He is an orphan. ~~

My sister asked Xian G- (expression a little impatient) He became an orphan overnight, do you think he will cry or not?

My brother-in-law interrupted-cry~~~

Xian G remained silent

Shilin said: Why didn’t you eat? Did you catch a cold in the back mountain?

Bilian hurriedly made a fuss. When her sister heard this, she said, "Back Mountain? Are you going to Back Mountain again? How dangerous is it?"

Bilian quickly excused Shi Lin. : Don't be afraid, brother is on the tree...

Shilin hurriedly shushed, and his sister's eyes widened: "On the tree, you climbed the tree again, what should you do if you fall?"

My brother-in-law said: Don’t worry, he can read while hanging upside down like a big bat.

Sister said: How did you know?

Brother-in-law said: Did I teach you? Isn't it a joke that the son of a dignified police chief can't climb a tree? Let’s crawl together after dinner