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Talking about happiness as hot as a dog

It will be very hot the next day. It can be said that the "cooking mode" has been started. The following is an interesting talk about hot dogs that I compiled. Welcome to read!

1, 30 degrees weather, you have to wear a mask, and your ancestors can't save makeup.

2. Going out for five minutes, sweating for two hours, plus the barbecue just needs the last pinch of cumin.

My sister's hair cut my face on the bus.

4. Are my shoes still stuck on the asphalt?

Starting from today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog!

I would rather cry in the air-conditioned room than laugh under the electric fan.

7. You said, don't dress so conservatively on such a hot day!

8. If it gets so hot, it's not a broken wing, it's already melted!

9. It is so hot that people want to go streaking.

10, I'm like a sparerib on a pressure cooker in this weather.

1 1, it's so hot, I'm crazy about hammering the wall, and my home has become a single room.

12, I am ice cream, I am super sweet! But I'm melting.

13, let's stay at home, we can fry eggs on the sidewalk.

14, you can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard.

15, I can finally steam sauna without spending money.

16, two strangers get to know each other by smiling at each other.

17, it's the hot season for battery cars again.

18, my boyfriend is too lazy to chase after running away with someone in this weather.

19, although I didn't do anything, I was still sweating.

20, the table is too hot, mahjong has just been coded, and it is actually burnt.

2 1, spent an hour putting on makeup, and opened the door without makeup.

22. I just met a stranger in the street and suddenly became an acquaintance!

23. It's not naivety that beats me. It's naive.

24. The cooling of soda water is an adventure in summer.

25. In midsummer, white porcelain plum soup hits the wall.

26, mix a cold dish, you have to eat quickly, or it will become spicy soon!

27. African friends have returned to China for the summer vacation.

28. Starting today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog!

29, please put the male and female servants in limbo, this day is too hot, male and female servants will be unbearable.

How are you now? I succeeded in becoming a pearl.