Funny copywriting in the circle of friends that is both ridiculous and hilarious

1. It’s not just talent that overflows, but also fat around the waist.

2. People’s thoughts will change. I used to want to get rich, but now I just want to get rid of poverty.

3. In an era of soaring prices, only wages remain calm and remain unchanged in response to changes.

4. To conquer a woman, there are two necessary ways: 1. Please her mother. 2. Surpass her father.

5. I don’t know how people who post to Moments once every six months do it. If I don’t post for a day, I feel like my talents are nowhere to be used!

6. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. But when I grew up, I realized that the whole world couldn’t save me...

7. If you can’t get rich overnight, Two nights is fine, half a month is acceptable to me.

8. Just after taking a taxi home, a beggar came up to me and opened the car door for me. Then he brought the bowl in front of me. Looking at his pleading eyes, I accepted the money.

9. The so-called gods and goddesses are the kind of people who you can tell at a glance that you will never have a half-cent relationship with you in this life.

10. Every time when you want to eat too much, comfort yourself like this: Beauty or ugliness is up to fate, fatness or thinness is up to God, God wants me to be fat, so let God do it!

11. Who says money is everything? I am a down-to-earth person and never believe that anything is omnipotent. I just simply like money!

12. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art!

13. It is true that ugly people often cause mischief, because good-looking people make trouble without reason and are called coquettish.

14. "Thank you, mom, for giving birth to me!" "What are you doing? How do you say this?" "Today is my birthday." "Oh, hahaha, you're welcome, I was just kidding."

15. Many relationships between people start with "Can I get to know you?" and end with "I finally get to know you!"

16. A man’s anger is like setting off firecrackers, and it ends with a bang. When a woman is angry, she is like lighting mosquito coils, which keeps the temperature high and circulates in circles.

17. I hope everyone will follow the stars sensibly and don’t break your body because of me, otherwise I will feel guilty.

18. Falling in love with an immature man is like raising a son. You teach him how to love someone, and in the end you will find that you have a daughter-in-law.

19. The most serious topic between men is talking about their own women, while the easiest topic between men is talking about other people’s women.

20. Being in a daze, if done well, is called deepness. If you don't do it well, you're more likely to fall asleep.

21. He has a net worth of tens of millions, numerous luxury cars, private luxury restaurants, and modern farms and ranches. Since losing his QQ number, he has nothing.

22. I wanted to give you buns, but I didn’t know what you like, so I bought a few more for you, including beef buns, leek and egg buns, and okra and kidney buns!

23. How important is interest: I bought a smart washing machine for my mother and taught her how to use it N times, but she still couldn’t use it. Later, I bought her a mahjong machine, and she not only knew how to use it but also repaired it!

24. When a man really falls in love with you, you will find: Hey! You have an extra father; when a man pretends to fall in love with you, you will find that you have an extra son, but he is still a rebellious son.

25. Fujianese and Northeastern people play idioms like this: they are in love with each other, the "seal" is like a father, the "father" hurts each other, and the "harm" wants to do something!

26. I never envy those who drive luxury cars, because my car is more expensive than theirs, and that was the shopping cart my wife gave me!

27. Many people advise me to rely on my face to make a living, but I don’t want to. I have to be down-to-earth and rely on my mouth to make a living, otherwise it will be so embarrassing!

28. There is no such thing as a banquet that lasts forever, but if you treat me, I can eat more with you.