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Collection of narcissistic low-key sentences (40 sentences)
Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me, I am so beautiful.
The second time I walked into the street, another group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me, "Are you handsome?" I remember last class and nodded and said, "I am handsome." They hit me again and said I was too modest.
4. A fallen star can't dim the splendor of the starry sky, and a flower can't ruin the whole spring.
Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world, but I don't agree. They must have never seen me.
6. I am a handsome word to describe.
7. Now I am, you love to ignore me. Remember. In the future, you can't afford me.
8. People are not bad, except for being handsome and having no shortcomings!
9. The foot of my bed is shining so brightly. Is it frosty already? Looking up, I found it was moonlight. My name is Degang Guo.
10. I choose to give up you because I love you deeply and I am lost in love.
1 1. Ah ~ ~ You don't know me? I am an artist! I have been an artist for more than a week. ...
12. Please don't secretly love.
13. No matter how the life novel ends, it is a willing self-directed performance.
14. What I thought would last forever was actually just an accidental meeting.
15. Go out for a trip with your best friends and rest under the tree when you are tired. Suddenly a few drops of bird droppings fell on my face, and before I knew it, my best friend wiped it evenly for me, saying that your sunscreen had not been wiped evenly.
16. Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls do you have? I told her there were none, and pretty girls usually chased me.
17. even my exam questions are like this: title: be the most handsome, a: don't do it, now is it. Title: Make the ugliest appearance. Answer: if you don't do it, it won't be ugly anyway.
18. There is no fate between us, it all depends on my face value.
19. Why do handsome people get special treatment? No, it will spoil me.
If you don't understand my silence, how can you understand my sadness? I won't cry or laugh, and I will disappear when I am tired.
Narcissistic low-key sentences (Part II) 2 1. Last time, a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you grew up? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.
22. This kind of thing, you are ugly, you rank first, and I am handsome and casual.
23. Being a handsome boy is tiring, I really know that.
24. Whether you love me or not is pure fiction.
25. Now I like listening to music quietly, and then I miss you.
26. Today, a girl praised me for being thin, so I slapped her in the face. Can't you see how handsome I am? !
27. If you are jealous, don't give up. If you are envious, please continue. Today's weather is good, it is a good day to go out and release handsome.
28. When a woman stops urging you to come home late at night, she is already disappointed in you.
29. Don't communicate with me, there is a generation gap.
Don't be infatuated with me, I'm just a legend.
3 1. I suddenly want to go out and cheat money to eat and drink with my handsome face, and live a lascivious life freely.
32. People who are super funny, good-natured, considerate and gentle are really impeccable, such as me.
33. Shakespeare once said: Mona Lisa, will you stop laughing? No, I feel sick when I see you.
34. A girl who met me once said to me, "If there are only ten minutes left in the world, I will recall your handsome appearance with you;" If there are only three minutes left in the world, you have to show me your most handsome and handsome demeanor again; If there is only one minute left in the world, I will tell you 60 times-you are so handsome.
35. Handsome is just a word, but it has stuck with me all my life.
36. I'm handsome and I wake up every day. I'm bored to death!
37. Your words can make me wander between heaven and hell.
38. The lovely me has long since disappeared, and I have been replaced by a more lovely me.
39. Am I redundant? Actually, I'm not redundant. There is only one me in the world. How can I be redundant? That's the only one.
Memories of once beautiful love and happiness (40 sentences)
I miss the lyrics of once beautiful love and happiness (I) 1 It doesn't matter, you don't have to give me a chance, anyway, I still have a lifetime to waste. -"Waste"
2. The loneliness of the whole city, not only you, can only be in the distance, imagine the distance between us. I am not yours, and I can't bring you comfort. The withered rose in my heart seems to want to turn to dust. If it is not painful, who will remember who. -Zhu Mingjie's "Once the Most Beautiful"
If I changed into other clothes, would you still do this to me? If you change your face, do I have new desires for you? If I put on other clothes, you won't forget me; If you lie next to her, will you lie to me? -"lazy"
Thank you for walking by me. Unfamiliar you are like familiar sunshine, reminding me to wander around the earth. It turns out that I will still watch you panic. -"Late Autumn"
All we have is what we give. -"I don't love people who don't love me"
6. If you don't love, you don't love. If it's difficult, it's not bitter. -"If you were Li Bai"
7. Being a family along the way must be a special fate. -Zhang Yu "For You"
8. I can open my hands for you and build a windowsill for you, which is even sadder. -"Forbidden Fruit Flower"
9. When I see you again, I will make myself firm. When I see you again, I will pretend to be strong. Xu Ruo? Smiling eyes
10.do you hate me so much? Warm sheets became a burden. When a shepherd boy hurts a sheep, is it a celebration? -"You hate me so much"
1 1. Am I too stupid and sad, or are you too tired and used to it? Our love is so hurt that we won't let go. Willing to be a supporting role, trapped in a prison that loves you-Sarah's supporting role
12. Sorrow is real, tears are fake, there is no cause and effect, and there will be no you and me in a hundred years. -"One Hundred Years of Solitude"
13. I would like to be your teacher and demonstrate how to explain with your hands, instead of becoming an idiot for profound feelings. -"Poet's Lover" Fang Datong
14. Happiness is that you can't say sweet and sour sugar. -Fish Leong's beautiful life
15. I locked your photo, but I still remember your birthday. -The first anniversary of BiBi Zhou.
16. I will hide your warmth-Wen Lan's "pocket"
17. You can't see my tears before I turn around. -she "you are too honest"
18. I don't feel your strength to me, but I feel that you are lying to me. I listened to Chopin quietly and felt sad with Vienna. Your love is buried, your hate is collected, and your pain is forgiven. Needless to say, my love and hate are burning. Look at your face, carry your bag, and say you want to go far away. Who still remembers that year, I took you and said that love will never change-the love of the silent king will not break up.
19. If you know why I am not moved by my own difficulties, who would have thought that staring at you like this would not show my approval? -"If you know my difficulty"
20. I am too young, but I am absolutely sincere. The love I give is always capricious. I don't know the love that only blooms once. -Lan Youshi "Once Too Young"
Remembering the once beautiful love and happiness (Part II) 2 1 After the dust settles, don't stir up memories. -Dear passerby
22. After you, I love myself more. -Elva Hsiao's "After"
23. I am just cute, but I am not loved enough. -Rainie Yang's "Cute"
24. I feel that this is not a wilderness, but I can't see any cracks in this land.
25. The fingerprint I left in your messy world is to give you a kiss without a heartbeat. -Stephanie Hollow Man
26. Walking among the people in this city in sunny spring. In an unconscious moment, I thought of you again. You are the most beautiful spring in my memory, and I can't go back yesterday. You bloom like a flower and make my heart beat. Maybe at this moment, your smile is like a sunset glow. In the long river of time, elves are flying. -Time
27. Where am I standing now, and how can I live with you? Fate is a flower in the mirror, and it stays in the mirror to die. Forgive me for not remembering. -"Love Outside"
28. Sometimes, nothing lasts forever. -Red beans in Faye Wong
29. You are not really happy, your smile is just the protective color you wear ...-You are not really happy on May Day.
30. It turns out that love is capricious and should not be considered too much. Love is not clever or not, only willing or not. You still choose to go back. He broke your heart, but you won't wake up. You said that love is a dream, and I can only give you back the happiness I lent you. Want to stay, but can't stay, this is the most lonely. I didn't finish being gentle, only this song was left. -Song of Parting by -Shin.
3 1. I want to know how to exchange love for love, how to walk barefoot through the vast deep sea and surpass miracles. Will you cherish me when the equator keeps snowflakes and tears melt fine sand? -"When there are no flowers on the earth"
32. Listen to your mother and don't let her get hurt. Only if you want to grow up quickly can you protect her. Beautiful white hair and happiness will always sprout, and angel's magic is warm and kind. -"Listen to Mom"
33. Dreams are too short and regrets are too long. -Elva Hsiao's "Nobody"
34. How long has it been since I was moved? If it weren't for your strong protection and your words, you wouldn't have much, but you would like to leave me the best. -Dai Peini's "Bomb Shelter"
35. You are my mercurochrome, and he is just a cup of black coffee. You will ask me if I am tired, but he keeps me awake. -"girlfriend's boyfriend"
36. You and I don't owe each other, and it's not pitiful to lose you. -"Don't put salt on my wound."
37. I care most about what I fight for, what I am tired of, and what I am lonely for. I am not afraid of being misunderstood by others, and I am afraid that the people I care about most don't want to understand. -Show Lo's classic line "What to spell"
38. Obviously touching the cigarettes you eat is more beautiful than listening to sweet words. Obviously, you can accompany me to watch the performance I am afraid of, just to see you later. -"Don't complain or hate"
39. If you can, it's not too late to grow old without you. punctual
40. My world is changing a little for you. You can't see and you can't see all my efforts. As long as after today, I will love myself more, and there will be no more vows in my world. -Guan Xinyan's "Doomsday"
Talking about the mood of fishing and drinking milk tea at work in the afternoon (40 sentences)
Talk about the mood of fishing and drinking milk tea at work in the afternoon. 1. Did you drink milk tea today?
2. I can't live without the same cup of milk tea and too many chefs to carve up a bowl of poplar nectar.
3. Do you know? You are my blue sea and blue sky. What about me? It's just a cup of milk tea for you. Drink it and throw it away.
It's difficult to drink 8 glasses of water a day, but it's my treat to drink 8 cups of milk tea with only one word from you.
I fantasize about drinking milk tea with you back to back every day, and the fragrance of tea surrounds us. I send you my infinite blessings every day, just because you are always in my heart. Happy Valentine's Day, baby!
6. It's cold in winter, milk tea can warm hands, milk tea is hot and fresh, and drinking milk tea is very warm.
7. Unified milk tea always reminds me of my first love, and it is the drink I drink the most.
8. Milk tea is really harmful and inseparable.
9. Eat hot pot, drink milk tea, watch movies, set off fireworks and ski with me to show love.
10. It's windy today. I wanted to go to the gym, but I was blown to the tea shop.
1 1. Happiness is a feeling, as sweet as a sip of milk tea.
12. Always respect milk tea, no ice, no sugar, and drink a lot.
13. Shu likes to drink milk tea very much. What was too sweet is the drink in the world in her opinion.
14. Tea shop is the lover of life and has long been indispensable.
15. People walk around in my life, but bubble tea is always in my hands.
16. Drinking mineral water is tasteless.
17. I am a mermaid. I'm sick now, and I need pearls in the sea to cure my illness. If you want to save me, please buy me a cup of foam tea!
18. "I'm so hungry, have a cup of milk tea to pad my stomach."
19. Always respect milk tea, without ice, sugar or drinking.
20. Milk tea makes me happy
Talking about the mood of fishing and drinking milk tea at work in the afternoon Part II 2 1. A cup of milk tea is a yearning.
22. Did you drink milk tea today?
23. Nearly 100 kinds of authentic Hong Kong cuisines will feast your eyes. Frozen milk tea and frozen pineapple oil bag are a major feature of this restaurant. You must try them.
24. My wish: to open a drink shop.
25. Good support, I need a cup of milk tea to help me digest ~ "
26. Nothing can't be solved with a cup of milk tea. If there is, then two cups.
27. Happiness is a feeling, just like taking a sip of milk tea, which is sweet enough to melt at the mouth.
28. Take the first sip and feel full of happiness.
29. I like a cup of hot milk tea in winter, which is soft, delicate and instant.
30. I can eat dumplings like tea.
3 1. I love you too lightly, and I like your harsh words. Let me buy you a cup of milk tea. It's just right.
32. Can you lend me 20 yuan money? I want to listen to Jay Chou's Say Don't Cry. Why not three dollars? Because I want to listen to it with milk tea
It's too cold. Have a cup of hot milk tea. "
34. A cup of milk tea every day brings sweet happiness.
35. A successful person like Jay Chou can't give up milk tea.
You introduce me to a boyfriend, and I'll steal his money to buy you milk tea.
37. Girls who drink milk tea, bite straws and sleep in quilts are very cute.
38. A scarf, holding hands all the way; A street, a cup of milk tea; A night sky, an apple; A short message, a blessing; May you have a romantic Christmas Eve with the person you like!
39. You can skip meals, but you can't skip milk tea.
Excerpts from the sentences of low-key food punching on weekends (70 sentences)
A low-key word for drying grain on weekends is 1. With light in your heart, eat three meals slowly.
2. the taste of money, rice, oil and salt, the experience of life!
The moon has fallen into the sea. Let's fish in the sea tonight.
4. "Can I see the delicious food in your photo album?"
5. Eat too fat; Don't be greedy.
6. This is a happy day surrounded by carbohydrates.
7. As soon as the hot pot is opened, the troubles will be goodbye.
8. People are iron, rice is steel, and eating goods is better than silly strong.
9. If friendship grows old, the correct way to barbecue is on the earth.
10. Not for drying food. I like the color matching of this tablecloth very much.
1 1. Only food and love can live up to it. Love fails too much, don't let down the food.
12. Good food cures everything and eats the pain in one bite.
13. Drink soup first, without a prescription.
14. Hot rice can melt the inner island.
15. Add some delicious food to the tired life and make life interesting.
16. Eat today.
17. Food is the medium, and love is the subway to spring.
18. If the taste lasts, the memory will always be there.
I watched the friends circle bask in food in a low-key way on weekends, and there was no ups and downs in my heart. I have grown up.
20. Remember the food yesterday?
2 1. clamoring for losing weight every day is just to scare the meat.
22. Who says you can't do anything but eat? They also know that they are hungry.
23. Life gave me many opportunities to gain weight, and I seized them all.
24. Meeting is like eating snacks. You never know whether the next pack of snacks is not to your taste.
One day, your sweetheart will come to you wearing potato cakes, cotton candy on her feet and roast chicken legs in her hand.
26. I think today is a good day to go home and bask in bask in the quilt.
27. We will never be alone on the road of no return.
28. Dinner life, a piece of green looks comfortable and a pile of red is enjoyable.
29. When you conquer the whole world, I just want to conquer one person's stomach and heart.
Only when you eat will you feel that you are the happiest person.
3 1. Oh, let a man with spirit take risks in his favorite place. You need to enjoy eating Haisai.
32. It is said that night owls should poison themselves before going to bed late at night, bask in delicious food, bask in cold pets, take normal selfies, and take 2b selfies.
33. Which is more important, food or figure? Eating food: What's your figure? Can I eat?
34. They are satisfied with their food and are still taking 9 pictures. Your praise is numb and painful.
35. The dim sum cake cools for a while, and the belly factory.
36. The weight will not be lighter because of a cup of milk tea.
37. Enjoy your stomach and want to be thin in your heart.
38. A pot-bellied man leads a rich life.
39. Today is a happy girl.
40. It's good to be a foodie and forget everything after eating.
4 1. Everyone has a circle of friends, and my circle of friends only basks in delicious food.
42. Good food and good wine will not be stopped because of lovelorn. Yes, toothache is unbearable, but it won't kill you.
43. Happiness means that you bought all my favorite snacks.
44. Careful, so delicate.
45. I like your sweet words, which are more disgusting than eating hot pot.
46. Know what to eat and teach in the canteen.
47. Eat well when you are in a good mood.
48. The window contains autumn snow in Xiling and stewed chicken and mushrooms in the wild.
49. If there is good food, there will be no fat.
50. Eat hot pot around the stove in winter.
5 1. Regular dinner, ordinary noodles.
52. It takes a hundred years to build a boat, and a thousand years to eat sashimi.
53. Cooking is a pleasure.
54. At the best time, live up to the delicious food.
This is a day to be cured by food.
56. Life is not only sweet, but also the taste of the sea.
57. Gather ingredients from all directions, taste the misty rain in one city and set off fireworks to others.
58. I also ate a round pig today.
59. Eat fat; Eat or be greedy.
60. One expects different tastes and always cares about the situation.
6 1. Leave your eyes to the scenery and your weight to the food.
62. The moon is half full.
63. As a qualified snack, I love you.
64. Heroes don't ask the source, and dry rice doesn't ask the weight.
65. Start with the positive energy given by food and pets.
66. Leave your weight to the food you love, your eyes to the beautiful scenery, your waiting to the sincerity you have been looking for, your joy to the courage to break through obstacles again and again, and your hug to yourself who will never leave.
67. Every time a person eats a good dish, he thinks about when to take you to try it, but I just think about it.
68. After 30,000 days of life, there is a fair-weather fairy.
69. Of course, a good meal is also fun.
70. In the end, the edge of life will be boiled into the softest soup.
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