Interesting talk about the disappearance of mobile phones

1. A few days ago at work, a young colleague asked for a big sprite and poured it around for everyone. When it was his turn, the bottle was empty. So my colleague shook the sprite bottle and said to the waiter:? Is this still available? The waiter ran over, took the bottle and examined it carefully, and said sincerely, no. ?

I like a pair of gloves very much. The boss wanted 45 yuan, and I said I'd take 40 yuan. The boss insisted on 45 yuan and refused to give in after several rounds of talks. I thought about it and gave him 50 yuan. He quickly gave me 45, and I left soon.

Get on the bus in the afternoon, take out the bus card and bump into the slot.

4. Find a classmate of the opposite sex and say, I'm not wearing underwear. Can you lend it to me?

My neighbor forgot his key, turned it over from my balcony, found the key in the house, turned it back, and opened his door. What's even more amazing is that I met on the balcony from beginning to end and didn't feel anything wrong. Well, our heads must have passed through the same door.

6. One day, I found that my mobile phone was missing. I searched all my bags and every corner of the house, but I couldn't find it. I sat on the ground for a long time, then took out my mobile phone from my pocket and sent a mass message to my friend: I lost my mobile phone.

7. I went to save money at noon. While waiting in line, a beautiful woman asked me at the back. Save money, right? Yeah! ? I just want to withdraw money. Anyway, if you want to deposit it, you might as well give it to me so that we don't have to wait in line. ? I thought it made sense, so I gave her the money.