Narcissistic sentences boast that they are handsome and send friends.

Narcissistic kua oneself handsome a circle of friends. Being a beautiful person is very tiring, and I really understand.

2. Be a low-key person, just like I am too beautiful to say it.

The world is always the same, but our moods and experiences are different.

I am handsome, please don't look.

I have no shortcomings, but my biggest shortcoming is that I am too smart.

6. I don't want to be likable, I just want to be an attractive villain.

7. I really envy you for having a handsome and witty me on your friend list.

8. People are always hated inadvertently, unlike me, they are always liked inadvertently.

9. I am really bored. Why am I so beautiful? Really annoying

10. Some people said I was handsome, but I smiled because I was more handsome when I smiled.

1 1. Why haven't you seen anyone more handsome than me?

12. I want to give myself a kiss when I look in the mirror, and I want to kneel and kowtow. That's fucking handsome.

13. I heard that getting married is super cheap now. The civil affairs bureau will pay 9 yuan to solve it. Let me treat you.

14. Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm handsome and low-key!

15. Being a handsome person is very tiring, I really know this.

16. It is said that when I was born, my father cried at the top of his voice for a month and a half. He doesn't believe that I inherited my child from his chromosome.

17. Why do handsome people get special treatment? No, it will spoil me.

18. If I die, how will you live?

19. When we are Laozi, will we become empty cicada shells, hanging on the branches of the years, facing the dusk with our mouths open, but forgetting to sing?

20. Those who are particularly handsome but don't know are really pitiful, so please remind me often.

Narcissistic and handsome sentences are sent to friends circle 2 2 1. I wake up by myself every morning.

22. Someone asked me what is the first beauty in my hometown? I said it was me.

23. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first. Say other people's narcissistic sentences.

24. Fate depends on my face value. Narcissistic talk about mood

25. What I thought would last forever was actually just an accidental meeting.

26. There are four plates on the table. Open the first one. Very good! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the second one, even better! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the third one, peanuts, no vinegar! The fourth one looks like a plate of vinegar!

27. Between relatives, talking about money hurts feelings; Between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money.

28. I: Yushu is facing the wind, majestic, and the eyebrows are shining. I am kind, handsome and absolutely beautiful. I am also a bronze complexion, with strong body and strong arms, soft outside and rigid inside, docile in the wild and dissolute in the melancholy. I am just a role model for men and a gospel for women.

29. I always thought that the word "beautiful as a fairy" was about me, but it wasn't. It's about real beauty.

30. The party needs me to be handsome, and I can't help being handsome. The task of overtaking the United States and Britain is very arduous. I want to contribute my face to the four modernizations of the motherland and the development and progress of the old areas.

3 1. When a woman stops urging you to go home late at night, she is already disappointed in you.

32. This kind of thing, you are ugly, you rank first, and I am handsome and casual.

33. This kind of thing, you are ugly, you rank first, I am beautiful and I am casual.

I turned my head when I met him, and no one could see the expression on his face clearly.

35. Every time I see myself in the mirror, I swear, how can there be such a beautiful person in this world?

36. Only when the mountains have no edges and the heavens and the earth are in harmony can you not be handsome.

38. I am handsome, with regular facial features, well-proportioned figure and star temperament. It was recognized by the *-level iso900 1 Handsome Boy System for the first time. Tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

39. Shakespeare once said: Mona Lisa, will you stop laughing? No, I feel sick when I see you.

40. Don't be infatuated with me, I'm just a legend.

A funny sentence that praises oneself for being handsome.

A funny sentence that praises oneself for being handsome: 1. A handsome man like me was found by the teacher as soon as he was absent from class. Don't always clamor for gifts. Meeting me is the best gift from God. I want to work hard, or others will say that I am nothing but good-looking. I envy my deskmate more and more, because she has a handsome, handsome, sexy, charming and selfless deskmate, spreading laughter and love. Unlike my deskmate, she is as stupid as Gua Tian. Before you come near me, you can think clearly that I have nothing but a handsome body. 6. Sometimes I cried handsomely, and sometimes I fainted. I'm tired of life. 7. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does? 8. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so handsome. I'm afraid others can't see me. 9. On the bus, a little girl was playing with a magic wand behind me. She pointed a gun at my back. I want to turn you into the most handsome man in the world. I smiled, turned around and heard a scream, mom, mom, I know magic! 10. Someone asked me if I really don't want to fall in love. Actually, I don't want to, either. I just dare not. I remember falling in love with a girl in junior high school and only telling her best friend. Who knows that the whole school knew about it the next day, and then more than 300 girls in our school climbed onto the roof to commit suicide. From then on, I knew I was destined to be single all my life. 1 1. There are so many couples outside, I'm afraid they'll regret having a girlfriend as soon as I show up. Praise your handsome joke: 1. There is no story, a handsome word runs through your life. 2. You said Eason Chan couldn't sing well. You can check online how many seconds he sings high notes. You said the big bang caught fire. You can see how many records a loser has broken. You said Justin Bieber was taking drugs and whoring. You went to see how much money he donated during the earthquake. You say Ka Kui Wong is dead, but you can still hear the days of our life singing for decades. You said I was handsome. I'm sorry, I really can't find any reason to refute you. I once took part in a world-wide lying contest and won the first prize because I said I was not handsome. 4. Someone kissed Joker Xue, and everyone was angry. Someone kissed G-Dragon, and everyone got angry. Someone kissed Yang Yang, and everyone was annoyed. Someone kissed me, and it is estimated that the third world war will begin. Some people said I was handsome and I smiled, but they said I was more handsome when I smiled. 6. I am often so handsome that my eyes are blurred that I dare not kiss myself. 7. Promise not to tell anyone that I am super handsome. Call me handsome, I don't mind, but don't involve my friends, it's none of their business, they are just a group of innocent fools. 9. Don't feel inferior just because you are ugly. For example, I'm not proud of being handsome. 10. I admire Madame Curie very much. She is not disturbed by her beauty, but immersed in her scientific career. Because I'm sure I can't do it, she is often carried away by her handsomeness. 1 1. I know I am handsome, but I am really a little too handsome. 1. Some people say that I am handsome, and I am very angry. I am smart, brave, witty, kind, considerate, gentle, lovely and generous. You fucking call me handsome? Being a handsome boy is painful, and you grotesque people won't understand. 3. Baidu: Is anyone more handsome than me? The result shows: Sorry, I can't find it. 4. Handsome enough to make people want it. 5. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded! 6. Delete this article when I am not handsome. 7. I feel that life is boring and I can't live any longer. Pick up the mirror and look at yourself. Such a handsome and beautiful face, are you willing to live up to it and spoil it? 8. I once participated in a world lying contest and won the first prize because I said: I am not handsome! 9. Every time I walk in the street, I always feel that the people behind me are saying that I am handsome. 10. The ranking of grades, you are ugly and you rank first, and I am handsome and free. 1 1. If being handsome is a mistake, I'm willing to repeat it. Funny sentences that boast that they are handsome, funny and narcissistic.

A funny sentence that praises oneself for being handsome:

1. I wonder why people always say I am handsome. I'm bored to death!

2. I am handsome, cool, attractive, well-proportioned, good-looking, young, rich, smart, lively and lovely, generous and graceful. Extraordinary spirit, the top ten outstanding in the country.

If there is an afterlife, I hope I will be less handsome and more ordinary.

I am 23 years old and very handsome. I studied literature at the age of seven, practiced martial arts at the age of nine, and picked up girls at the age of 12. He knows everything about astronomy and geography above, but little about it below. Every time he goes out for a walk, he often comes back with a beautiful woman and a handsome guy jumps off a building. He is kind-hearted and helpful. In primary school, the Chinese teacher explained the meaning of handsome boy, which puzzled me. My deskmate secretly handed me a small mirror. I took a picture. Oh, I suddenly understand.

If Shuai Neng were a meal, Ben Shuai would feed 3 billion people.

6. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you look at the photo of this handsome guy, you don't know where this handsome guy is.

7. Although I am handsome, I am very low-key!

8. Known as pear blossom over begonia, people send the nickname "Jade-faced Little Dragon with omnipotent heaven and earth", the embodiment of handsomeness and wisdom, the combination of chivalry and benevolence, and the great man of predecessors.

9. Without my handsomeness, what can human beings live on?

10. Except for being handsome, he has no shortcomings. Why? ! Tell me why! ! How can I be so good!

1 1. CoCo Lee chased me for three blocks. After seeing me yesterday, he immediately announced that he would quit the show business in September. ! If nothing else, it's because I'm so handsome.

12. I am handsome, cool, charming, well-proportioned, handsome, young, rich, smart, lively and lovely, generous in speech and personable. Outstanding spirit, top ten outstanding young people in China. What is even more rare is that people who study literature at the age of three and martial arts at the age of seven learn a lot, knowing astronomy and geography above and trivial below. He is omnipotent and omniscient. Every time he goes out for a walk, he often comes back with a beautiful woman. Handsome guy jumps off a building, kind-hearted, amiable, helpful and charitable. Its benefits are endless, just like the Yellow River flooding out of control.

13. I am handsome, with regular facial features, well-proportioned figure and star temperament. I passed the first batch of international ISO900 1 Handsome guy system certification. Tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

14. Today's weather is good, and it is a good day to go out and release handsome.

15. You said my appearance was fake and the money I gave you was fake. I tell you, I can tolerate that your money is fake, but I can't tolerate that you say there is something wrong with my appearance.

16. Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you grew up? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.

17. Hey. Why haven't I seen anyone more handsome than me?

18. It's not my fault that you are handsome. It is your own problem that you like me.

19. Handsome is providence, and cool is man-made.

20. I am a Chinese Odyssey, handsome and free and easy.

Funny and narcissistic talk about:

1. There are two kinds of people who are the most charming in the world: one is like me, and the other is like me.

Before you come near me, you should think clearly that I have nothing but handsome.

Someone asked me what is the first beauty in my hometown? I replied: it's me.

I really envy you that there is a handsome and witty me in your friend list.

It's not that I stay up late, it's that the night needs me as a bright star.

6. I am very cute at this age. I am really a sinner!

7. Just now, a handsome guy was in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the peace. I slowly put down the mirror until my hands were tired.

8. The subway said not to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off the bus decisively, because I was about to explode.

9. Don't talk, feel my handsomeness with your heart.

10. Someone said I was handsome, but I smiled. I am smart, brave, witty, kind, considerate, gentle, lovely and generous. You fucking call me handsome?

1 1. There is no fate between us. Look at my face value.

12. Some people say I am handsome. I've been thinking about it all night. Who leaked the news?

13. Get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet. I feel someone beside me. I turned my head and wiped it! What a handsome face. I was startled and calm. It turned out to be a mirror.

14. Always alienated by ordinary people because they are too handsome. You see, when he made the statement, no one read it. . .

15. How can I be too handsome to go out? I'm afraid all men and boys will be lovelorn as soon as I go out. I am not very handsome, but the young lady next door gave me dichlorvos. My aunt upstairs took part in the Olympics for me. Walking in the street is afraid of puppies. Walking on the road today, several girls said I was handsome. I laughed and denied it. They hit me with bricks and called me hypocritical! There are only two kinds of people in this world, one who thinks I am handsome and the other who has never seen me. I have suffered too much handsomeness at my age, so I am tired.

16. The handsome guy stuck to me all my life.

17. It's not convenient to go out in such a strong wind. In case it blows into someone else's arms, I am so cute that others will definitely not return it.

18. Being a human being is really tiring. I have been handsome for more than ten years as soon as I am handsome, and I will continue to be handsome.

19. Just now, someone praised me for being handsome. I suggest you go and see my friend. After reading it, you will find that I am much more handsome than before.

20. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

2 1. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me, I am so beautiful.

Young man, you must study hard and never eat and drink with a handsome face like me.

A word of praise for your handsomeness.

A word of praise for your handsomeness.

1. Under the misty starlight, his lips are as beautiful as cherry blossoms and his skin is as delicate as porcelain. In the rocking chair, he quietly looked at the paper, as if it were a beautiful boy looking at the dead daffodils in Greek mythology.

Second, the adjective beauty was created for me in short!

It's not my fault that I'm handsome It is your own problem that you like me.

Fourth, I secretly tell you that I am actually very handsome!

Teenagers sit under the blooming cherry trees, their hair is black, and the skin around their necks is as delicate as beautiful porcelain.

6. In the afternoon sunshine, there is no blush, and the delicate face only presents a morbid pallor, but it always reveals a noble and elegant temperament, which matches his tall and slender figure.

I want to be a woman in my next life and marry a handsome guy like me.

Eight, everything is delicious!

Your career is very successful.

Handsome is a kind of belief. I am a flag flying at the forefront, which makes those clowns feel ashamed.

Eleven, a man's three-dimensional facial features are handsome as a knife, and the whole person exudes a majestic king. At this time, the beautiful face of evil-evil is filled with a bohemian smile.

Twelve, I am handsome enough to smell good! Flowers stink, too

/kloc-When I was 0/3 years old, a girl said that she loved me, but I didn't take it seriously.

Fourteen, I am so handsome that potatoes don't want to update and want to have sex with me.

15. His skin is as beautiful as cherry blossoms in the yard, his eyes are like black agate, his black hair has a silky luster, and although his shirt is a bit shabby, it still looks like a prince on him.

Sixteen, wake up every morning.

Seventeen, if handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime.

After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

Your Chinese is excellent.

At school, the teacher talked about the meaning of handsome, and I was puzzled. At this time, my classmate handed me a mirror and I took a picture. In a flash, I understood.

21. This world, because of my existence, is eclipsed by another world.

Twenty-two, I saw that man was absolutely handsome, with a carved face, distinctive facial features and an angular face. The appearance seems bohemian and informal, but the nudity inadvertently revealed in the eyes can not be underestimated. A thick black hair, but a pair of slender peach eyes under a pair of knife-shaped eyebrows, full of affection, people will fall into it if they are not careful. With a high nose and a red lip of moderate thickness, she has a dazzling smile at the moment.

Twenty-three, everyone loves, flowers bloom and fall, cars see a flat tire, ghosts are reborn.

Twenty-four, your Chinese is really good!

Twenty-five, bright and clean white face, angular; Dark and deep eyes, glowing with charming colors; Thick eyebrows, high nose and beautiful lips all show elegance.

Twenty-six, I have been chased, but I have never been surpassed!

Twenty-seven, idealism says: I say you are handsome, you are handsome. Materialism says: because you are handsome, I say you are handsome. In a word-I am handsome.

28. Every day I set a new world record, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world.

Twenty-nine, walking on the road today, several girls said I was handsome. I laughed and denied it. They hit me with bricks and called me hypocritical!

At the age of thirty, a man with purple hair knelt on the ground. That is a very beautiful man with long eyebrows and a body like Yushu. The white shirt on his upper body was slightly wet, and thin sweat seeped in, which made his original excellent figure more exquisite. Long purple hair draped over a white neck is charming and moving. It is rare for a man to look like this.

Thirty-one, if handsome can be a meal, then my handsome can make the world no longer need to grow grain!

Thirty-two, you look great!

Thirty-three, the man is about twenty-seven or eight years old, with short hair. The neckline of a white shirt is slightly open, and the cuffs of the shirt are rolled in the middle of the arms, revealing wheat-colored skin, deep eyes, high nose and sexy lips. Especially when they are matched together, it is like a masterpiece of God.

Thirty-four, black hair stands upright, heroic spirit and knife-shaped eyebrows fly obliquely, slender body contains sharp black eyes, thin lips, angular outline, slender but not rough figure, like an eagle in the dark, cold and proud, but full of pride, and exudes the power of the world.

Thirty-five, see the light of Ben Shuai? When the lights are turned off all over the world, the rest of the light comes from Ben Shuai.

Thirty-six, the shortest martial arts novel in the world: the master was killed by tofu. I was killed by a woman because I was handsome!

It is said that when I was born, there was an auspicious cloud in the northern sky, which gradually floated to my roof from far and near and became a word: handsome.

What a lovely child.

Forty, bronzed skin, chiseled facial features, deep as Greek sculpture, dark and deep ice eyes, wild and informal, evil and sexy. His three-dimensional facial features are handsome as a knife, and the whole person exudes a majestic king. At this time, the beautiful face of evil-evil is filled with a bohemian smile.

Forty-one, a bad smile face, even two heavy eyebrows are soft ripples, as if always smiling, curved, like a bright first quarter moon in the night sky. White skin sets off pale pink lips, handsome and prominent facial features, perfect face, especially the dazzling diamond earrings on his left ear, which adds a bit of unruly to his handsome and sunny appearance.

Forty-two years old, his beautiful face, light blue thin shirt, loosely rolled around his wrist, is simple and slightly gorgeous, and somewhat sexy, just like a prince who just threw away his evening dress after attending a luxurious banquet.

Forty-three, chic is my nature, and handsome is destiny takes a hand.

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