Rogues are not terrible, but they are afraid of culture —— Talking about funny classics

I dare not see this bottomless funeral under his nose.

Loneliness is a physical form, and feeling loneliness is a mental state.

I am not a customer service staff, and you have no right to ask me to answer this and that.

Even without distance, love is a long-distance race.

The man in the dream wakes up and walks up to him.

It was still very easy to mix in ancient times. Cut it and you can be a civil servant.

I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.

Believe it or not, I slapped the wall and couldn't take it off!

According to the pig's aesthetic, I am basically a handsome boy.

Don't tell me you love me. I feel sick after hearing this sentence.

In the world, there is love besides teeth.

But gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, I don't know which one I am.

People who run around brothels are not old, please use Huiren Shenbao.

Oh, dear, my clothes have lost weight again.

Listen to you and leave me ten books.

I want to puppy love, but it's too late.

I have a little thought, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it!

People don't attack me, I don't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

The direction against the wind is more suitable for soaring. Not afraid of being blocked by ten thousand people, I am afraid of surrendering myself.

A person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard, but all you come out is fart.

The longer you have contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

Marriage is like a maze, and the people who built it have lost their way first.

Driving is not difficult, but there are new people.

I didn't mean to be different, so I can't have outstanding taste.

Hard life needs no explanation.

Don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of mental illness is to have a brain.

When you meet me, you will suddenly find out. So handsome can be so single-minded!

Listen to you, hang the southeast branch.

The only way to get happiness is to cherish what you have and forget what you don't have.

Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

Ming Sao is easy to hide, but dark is difficult to prevent.

Birds are big, and there are all kinds of Woods.

Rogues are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture.

There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.

If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

Playing with feelings? I will make you cry rhythmically.

Hearing a name and thinking of one thing, the city is quiet and makes people tremble.

If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

Protect yourself, love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

Flowers often do not belong to those who appreciate them, but to cow dung.

When I was a child, smiling was a kind of mood; When you grow up, a smile is an expression.

If you want to get ahead of others, you must suffer after others.

Grandpa was handed down from his grandson.

Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

How I wish I could grow old with you unexpectedly.

I have been reluctant to tell you. I always have a feeling in my heart that we can't be apart in this life.

Rogues are not terrible, but they are afraid of education.

1, cherish life and stay away from Cheng Feng.

People are in heaven and money is in the bank.

3. Thousands of children in China are hard to change! You play double suicide in this era!

4, love! Contemporary Liang Shanbo, four-eyed Romeo.

Facing the blue problem of your private life, we choose to fight side by side and share the same enemy.

6, to change the car, the car is a man's face, men can play anywhere, but can not hit the face.

7. You can't take revenge on your father as a career!

8. Don't look at the listed companies outside. In fact, it is no different from the wonton stall downstairs. In this old process, the emperor is the only one, and all shareholders' loyal ministers and dutiful sons do whatever they say.

9. I met someone recently, and she made me feel that my martial arts and skills were gone.

10, didn't you claim to win all the male animals in three days?

1 1. Don't mention the word Lin Xia to me. It's terrible. Lin Xia is fiercer than a tiger.

12, the wind is rustling and the water is cold. If you don't take the order, you won't return it

13. I watched that grandson grow up. I know him like a farmer's uncle knows shit.

14, "You are sick." "What's wrong with me? You have medicine. "

15, hooligans are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture.

16, is that a mobile phone or a massager?

17, the highest state of going to work is to watch others go to work and get their wages.

18, I didn't see you pay taxes so actively. Why are you so excited about someone committing suicide?

19, the ninth floor of the magic of love, the highest realm of hunting law: bear blind man breaks corn and loses one.

20. In today's society, love is equivalent to the exchange of two pounds. The only difference is whether you sell dollars or RMB.

2 1, in your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love for me. Just meet that person in my best years.

I don't know what I'm doing. If I go deep, the living can die and the dead can live. (Classic Quotations) People who are born and never die, and those who die and never come back to life, are not affectionate.

23. Although I am not an impatient person, I am not a person when I am in a hurry.

24. You can't keep what you can buy, and no one can take what you can't buy.

25. If a man can't handle a woman, what do you think he can't handle?

26. "Are you wrong?" "I was wrong." "What's wrong?" "I shouldn't kill people."

27. Do you know what triggered my breakup with Wu Di? -I have a crush on a pair of shoes, 3500 yuan. Wu Di can't afford it. Andy bought it for me.

28. Anyway, no matter what kind of man I'm with, it's us women who get hurt in the end. Then why don't I find someone rich? Even if I can't rely on them, I can still rely on their money!

29.woody! Can you believe that if you leave this door today, my hind feet will set off a blood shed in the women's field in Beijing? Can you believe it?

30. Miss Wang, I came to thank you today. During the crucial four years in my life, from the age of 3 to 7, you gave me all your care and love, which made me a symmetrical and handsome person today.

3 1. When I grow up, if I am a woman, I will be a doctor. If I am a man, I will be a policeman.

Usually, if a woman and a man are good, she won't miss her previous one. This is based on the nature that all female animals need to be loyal to a male animal, so as to wholeheartedly cultivate the next generation created with her.

To be exact, a woman is not in love with two men at the same time, but in comparison at the same time.

34. There are four beauties in Beijing: Lin Xia, which is as hot as summer, Shen Bing, which is as fresh as winter, Yang Zixi, which is as bright as spring, and Xiaowujie, who is as enchanting as autumn!

It is terrible to have no culture, and it is even more terrible to have culture.

First, he is not my lover, but the one I love.

Second, you said that you care about space or mind.

Third, you should take care of yourself, otherwise who will care about you.

4.= Time tells me that it's time to be sensible after being unreasonable @

Every school has an old woman like Sister Rong.

You don't have to show off so deliberately and urgently. I don't have some things, but I don't need them.

Seven, quarreling as a child is really simple: you are a pig, and you are a rebound of the pig.

Eight, this year, girls are striving to be small waist essence, who wants a woman with a small belly!

Nine, when I was a child, I always regarded like as love and unwilling as not letting go.

Ten, I am restless and eager to see.

Eleven, there is a person, loved, it is over. There is a saying that I said and regretted. If you have a wound, you will be numb when it hurts. There is a heart, if it trembles, it will break the essence.

Twelve, YD: Everyone who says that they don't want to fall in love has someone in their heart that they can't get.

Thirteen, I used to love what you loved ... now I hate what you loved.

Fourteen years old, て Trust is when you point a gun at me and it goes off. I just think it was an accident.

Fifteen, a new generation of lawn environmental protection slogan: You step on my head, tomorrow I will grow on your grave!

Sixteen, no culture is terrible, and culture is even more terrible.

Seventeen, baby, don't wait, go to sleep, it's not worth exhausting yourself for a good night.

18. I once lost myself in order to make myself more aware of the road ahead.

Nineteen, men should have backbone, on the issue of marriage, don't raise a wife for others.

Twenty, flip a coin, surf the internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.

YD: If I am reborn as a woman in my next life, I will definitely marry a man like me.

Twenty-two, I'll bet you with my face, are you with me or not? Do you worry when I'm not online?

I can't find enough warmth to hide quietly.

The most ridiculous thing in the world is that you were still lying there when I knew the truth.

25. No blow should be an excuse for your depravity.

I'm sorry. I just can't pretend or hide. You like me. Thank you. I don't like it. Don't stop.

Twenty-seven, happiness is not a love song, not an occasional visit, not a class, and sometimes there are endless tears and bitterness you can't imagine.

Twenty-eight, after leaving you, continue to mix. Stay slutty. Continue to be a strong bitch.

Twenty-nine, take your bitch out of my world, and I'll make you shameless happy.

Thirty, time, let the deep things sink deeper and deeper, and let the shallow things sink deeper and deeper.

My father scolded me because he loved me. He doesn't scold me, but he doesn't love me.

Thirty-two, while abandoning you, never leaving is true love.

Don't let the arrogance of salt be on your wound.

34.- Are there any sisters who, if bullied by a boy, will ask hundreds of girls to drown that boy with their mouths? ...

35. Nowadays, children must be accompanied when they go to the toilet at school, otherwise they will never go.

36. Not everyone can be strong and have a heart. It is a lie to say that their hearts are dead.

Thirty-seven.-Men always say that women's dysmenorrhea is hypocritical. Nima grabbed your little brother and kept twisting and twisting. You said it hurts!

Thirty-eight, your love becomes heavy, and you forget tenderness.

A) There is always someone who is always giving you a hard time, but you really want to live with him.

Thirty-nine If there is a next life, I must be your heart, because if I don't jump, you will die.

If an adult tells a child not to ask so many questions, it basically means I don't know.

Forty-one, every time I say I want to give him up, I can't let him go. When I saw him, I pretended to be strong.

A) When dealing with a handsome guy, you must be more handsome than him; If you deal with a handsome man, you will ruin his face!

Forty-two, I can't bear to let the children catch wolves, and the daughter-in-law catches hooligans. I can't bear to update my collection.

Forty-three, no culture is terrible, and education is even more terrible.

A) The girl who dares to show her forehead is the biggest miracle this summer!

Forty-four, in life, you can't hang yourself on a tree, but try to die several times on several nearby trees.

Forty-five, the students in this class said not to be infatuated with elder sister, who is just a sweet potato grower.

46. What are you going to do, Mario? Mario, you've had enough time. You don't need me. Who can feel the loss behind this sentence?

47. You said that you didn't like me, and let me like how much I like you. I didn't even look at you.

Forty-eight, spit: Some people are as smart as the weather, changeable, and some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, which can't be seen when it changes.

49. Life is like a stage. You didn't know how great you were until the curtain call.

Fifty, [although you are beautiful and gentle, you finally lost to LOL-]

5 1. Inadvertently, your smile became my world.

I'm more rogue than a rogue.

I smiled at myself in the mirror and said, it's good to be a heartless woman.

"Man" has an irreplaceable hegemony. "Woman" has a gentleness and exclusiveness.

Actually, I'm not that strong. I just try to be brave again and again.

It's not terrible to meet hooligans. I'm more rogue than a rogue.

When I was a child, I desperately wanted to grow up. When I grew up, I found that my childhood was the most perfect.

An explanation is a cover-up, and a cover-up is a fact. So everything, no explanation.

I don't care, you don't care, what will happen to us?

In the last hour of holding hands with you, I found that I still love you. ☆。

I am not a straw boat, and you are not Zhuge Liang. You don't have to complain to me.

Sunflower, a flower that smiles at the sun.

Don't flirt with me, sister-in-law will make you a legend. ——

We don't accept gifts this year, but we accept apples when we receive gifts.

You cried heartbreakingly, but we didn't withdraw from Korea, so we had to sigh helplessly.

I'm not super Mary. I can't afford the RMB you want.

When I am pursuing Happyness, I am afraid that I am not at home, so I always stay at home.

In the morning, the sun is shining and the smile is bright. I give you roses, which are fragrant in my hand; At dusk, the old vine looks gloomy. You give me back my rose, my hand hurts.

The road to success is always under construction.

I have passed a person countless times, and my clothes are all scratched and there is no spark.

Boredom is how a person feels about a plate after eating the food on it.

Still sexy when I was a child, my ass is exposed every day.

Confucius said: Sleepless at noon, collapse at noon. Mencius said: Confucius is right.

I caught a QQ drift bottle today, and I caught one. And I collapsed! "Another bottle.

It is about to enter the third grade, but it is not enough.

It is not necessarily gold that shines, but a light bulb; It is not necessarily diamonds that shine, but plastics.

If the score is not high, just pass; Knowledge is not deep, derailment is spiritual; I am a classroom, but I am heartless. ...

The exam is coming, but it's a pity that everyone else is reviewing while I'm previewing. What's more, I didn't review as well as others.