Happy moment short joke

A short joke about a happy moment

A short joke about a happy moment: I asked my brother to tell me the story of the Frog Prince. He said: "Once upon a time, there was a prince who turned into a frog and needed three kisses from the princess to turn him back. So, the princess kissed the frog twice and thought it tasted good, so she made a stir-fried frog. ?leaving myself messy.

Happy Moment Short Jokes 1

Twin Brothers

There is a pair of twin brothers who look, look, and dress the same.

One day, a neighbor came to visit and saw the two brothers together. He couldn't tell who was older and who was younger, so he asked: Little guy, who is the elder brother and who is the younger brother?

My younger brother didn’t want people to know that he was young, so he hurriedly said: Brother, don’t tell this uncle!

He is outspoken and straightforward

Our 5-year-old son is obsessed with motorcycles When I see a car, I can't help but shout: Look! I must have one in the future!

My answer is always: Not as long as I live.

One day, while my son was talking to the children, a motorcycle passed by me.

He pointed and shouted excitedly: Look! Look! I want to buy one - I will buy it as soon as my father dies!

Piano Teeth

Mom, do you know whose roots are black and whose teeth are white?

I don’t know, Nadya. Can you tell me about it?

Piano.

The insect mother came over

The 4-year-old son came in and showed me a wriggling caterpillar crawling on his hand. My whole body trembled when I saw the caterpillar, but I casually said something to amuse the children: Mark, get it outside quickly, its mother must be looking for it.

Mark turned and walked out. I thought I had achieved my goal, but unexpectedly Mark came in again with two caterpillars crawling on his hands. He said: I brought the mother caterpillar. Happy Moment Short Jokes 2

It’s a paw

Little darling, tell your dad, what is three plus two? The father asked his son.

The tutor standing aside quickly shook his five fingers at the child and said: Look, what is this?

It’s a claw!

Throw it down

Five-year-old Johnny found a dead seagull on the beach.

Dad, why doesn’t this seagull fly? Johnny asked.

Oh, it died and went to heaven to meet God. Dad wanted to keep the conversation as light-hearted as possible.

Then why did God throw it down again? Johnny asked.

Nearly misunderstood

It was obviously the first time for little Zhenzhen to visit the zoo. When she saw the sign with wet paint hanging next to the leopard cage, she couldn't help but exclaimed in surprise, oh, I thought the spots on the leopard were real!

Kissing is responsible

A four-year-old boy kissed a three-year-old girl. The girl said to the boy: You must be responsible for me if you kiss me.

The boy patted the girl on the shoulder and said with a smile: Don't worry, we are not one or two-year-old children. Happy moment short joke 3

Boy buying sanitary napkins

A 9-year-old boy and a 4-year-old boy walked into a grocery store, and the 9-year-old boy took it from the shelf I bought a pack of sanitary napkins and went to the counter to pay the bill.

The waiter asked: Do you want to buy it for your mother? My child, no, the boy replied

Then, you must buy it for your sister! No, the boy said

The waiter was confused: Not for your mother, nor for your sister, who are you going to buy it for?

I want to buy it for my 4-year-old brother. The boy said, he used this on TV. I can ride a bicycle and swim, but my brother can't do either of these things.

Proposal and rejection of marriage? 5-year-old version

Yanyan and Fangfang are friends in the same kindergarten.

Yanyan: Fangfang, my mother said that I can find a girl I like to marry in the future. I like you very much, can you marry me?

Fangfang: I can't seem to do it.

Yanyan: Why~~~~? We are so~ good.

Fang: Because we are not a family. My mother married my father, and my grandmother married my grandfather. In your family, your mother married your father, and your grandmother married your grandfather!

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Yanyan: Oh!! I understand!

Tongyanwuji

The nature teacher asked: We know many facts and many examples from nature. For example: Due to the performance of intuition, one animal does not like another animal, or hates another animal. For example, dogs do not like cats, foxes chase hens, spiders are the enemy of flies, etc.? Who still has this question? Can you give us some examples?

Little Anna raised her hand to answer; such as students and teachers. ;