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How can a liar be sarcastic?

1. Relax, I'm not a good person.

When did the moon begin to appear? Ask Yi Zhongtian.

If you ignore me, I will be a dog.

You can't reach it. Try stepping on your right foot with your left foot.

Push me again, and I will play dead for you.

6. There are so many people who look down on me. Who are you?

7. A liar must have a good memory.

8. My heart is mine, but it is full of you.

9. I miss you the most and can't bother you the least.

10. Please don't pretend to be nice to me. I am stupid and can pretend to be serious.

1 1. Did you poison me? You make me sad in my dream.

12. Only you win my heart the most, and only you are the most unappreciative.

13. You still owe me an apology, but I won't say it doesn't matter.

14. Is there anyone who makes you feel sour when you think about it?

15. Don't thank me. Thanks. How dare you charge you?

16. Don't tell me to bring it on-I'm in love for two generations.

17. Give it to me, and you don't have to worry. There is nothing wrong.

18. People often refuse to do things instead of not having the strength.

19. Do you drink water, drink water or drink water? You choose.

20. Every gift you hate has a past in which you didn't work hard enough.