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Zhao Benshan's Chinese New Year short play: < Buy a house > Script

Song Dandan: It's getting worse, and there are many rooms. It's too early to throw them away. Be careful not to be trapped.

Zhao Benshan: The number of people who get married should be doubled, and those who have children can't suffer. There will be a World Expo in two years. I think there is still a queue to buy a house!

Song Dandan: Buying a house is not for self-occupation. You always want to get rich overnight. You should stop if you earn some money, but greed is always excessive. Be careful of the collapse of the house. You have nowhere to hide. If you lose all your capital, you should leave first.

Zhao Benshan: These days, those who support the bold and starve the timid, pay for living in their own homes, and earn for the evil speculation. Even if you do evil, give them money and you will be applauded!

Song Dandan: I can't live this life any longer. My son, who is always eloquent, has been very upset recently. He is very sad because he looks at his sad face!

Zhao Benshan: Sister, why are you so sad?

Song Dandan: Don't mention it, eldest brother. My son has studied a lot and earned a lot of money. If he marries a wife with eyebrows and almond eyes and gives birth to a son with a pink face, family life will be full of fun. In the first half of the year, I bought a house of more than one million yuan, and the whole family tightened their pants to repay the loan. Who ever thought that things were unpredictable, the situation changed suddenly, the benefits in the unit were not good, and layoffs were needed. The whole family had to see a doctor for dinner, and the bank here followed the ass to make a payment. My son is not thinking about tea and rice. I look at this old bones and want to earn some money to share with my son. Brother, you are very capable. Why don't you find me a job?

Zhao Benshan: When I was young, I had a crush on her, but she didn't like me. Now Amon is not what he was. I stood up straight by speculating on a house and made up my mind that I would like to give her a timely help, and I would like to show my old face again. Sister, you are welcome. Tell me what kind of job you want to do, and let me introduce you to one.

Song Dandan: Brother, you don't know anything about me. Back in those days, my face was like a fish sinking into a wild goose. It was glittering when I stood in the crowd (Zhao Benshan: It was a fish scale! ）。 In the past, being a star was very eye-catching. Alas, I don't care too much about where to be a welcome guest nowadays!

Zhao Benshan: Come on, with your face, you are still welcoming guests. Look at your wrinkled face. It's denser than pine needles. You welcome guests at that stop!

Song Dandan: Brother, how can you talk like that? You hurt your self-esteem. Let's go!

Zhao Benshan: No, sister, I didn't mean it. Tell me again, what else can you do?

Song Dandan: Other things, think about it. By the way, eldest brother, do you remember when I was young? Besides my beautiful appearance, I also have profound connotations. I can speak and argue with a good tongue. Do you think it is appropriate for me to be a public relations officer or something?

Zhao Benshan: The first lover is in trouble at the moment, and the big fool should have done kindness. This idea has been played twice in my mind, and the result is that my mind has changed. Big sister, tell you what, you contact your old sisters, and if you have nothing to do after dinner, go to the gate of XX to queue up to buy a house. 5 yuan a day for one person.

Song Dandan: Big Brother, still buying a house? Our son's apartment is killing us. Can we still buy it? Brother, am I happy?

Zhao Benshan: Big sister, it's just a matter of making up the numbers, in order to scare the buyers, and everyone will say that they have bought their own homes, and that the price increase can't stop. In the end, it's said that the news came from inside!

Song Dandan: Brother, isn't this child care? Isn't this a mute? How can this happen?

Zhao Benshan: Look at you, big sister. If you want to talk about me, you are behind the times. You can't be so loyal. Brother, I'll show you the way. If you're trapped, you'll stall others. Looking for an opportunity to throw away the house and run away quickly, deceiving others to buy a house is the first step!

Song Dandan: I didn't expect that, I didn't expect that (Zhao Benshan: Why? ), you have changed, how did you become like this? Think about how honest a good young man you were. Although you and I met late, your tall image has always walked in my dreams for years. I told my son when he was a child. I said you were Uncle Zhao, but he was knowledgeable, honest and honest, and he was your godfather in thought! But you, you are quite disappointing me! What is this for? Alas, just, just, your beautiful image disappeared in my mind in an instant, and it went away gently without taking a scalp!

Zhao Benshan: Big sister, big sister. . . . . . It's always simple to be black-hearted. It's too hard to be good. If it's not yours, don't force it. Keep fooling!

A family's argument about buying a car or a house. < Essay forum >

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stage layout: a common family living room, relatively narrow. Character: Xiaohong (hereinafter referred to as Hong, female, fifteen or sixteen years old, student), Xiaohong's father (hereinafter referred to as Dad, forty years old), Xiaohong's mother (hereinafter referred to as Mom, forty years old), grandpa (hereinafter referred to as Grandpa, seventy years old) and grandma (hereinafter referred to as Milk, sixty or seventy years old) [curtain rises]. Little red father and little red mother came back from the outside. Little red mother was carrying a lady's bag and holding an umbrella. Xiao Hong's father is holding a raincoat. Their hair was wet by the rain. Mom: (holding the umbrella open in the corner of the hall) This weather is so annoying that there is no shelter from the rain. You almost scared me to death just now. You see, the car rushed past and almost scared me to roll off the car. Dad: (Put away the raincoat and find a towel to wipe your hair) Serves you right! I told you to buy a car and not buy it. My motorcycle will soon be scrapped, and I have to repair a lot of money every year. Every day, it comes and goes in the rain, I think! Mom: (taking a towel from Xiaohong's father to wipe her hair) It seems that you are doing arduous revolutionary work, and it is sunny. Dad: Hum! Sun day! (rolling up the cuffs) What do you think I'm sunburned? In the past, when I was studying, it was all white and clean, and many female students were around. Mom: (interrupting Xiaohong's father) Come on, I've told you hundreds of times, and my ears are covered with cocoons. The story of how a prince charming became a prince with a dark horse. Dad: Anyway, I said Feng Juan, let's consider buying a car! Our unit, Xiao Guo, bought the old horse, Xiao Hui and ... Mom: (grabbed the words) and Lao Liu also bought it, but you didn't buy it, did you? Dad: That's not true. The most hateful thing is Lao Liu, who seems to be very arrogant. What's the big deal! Isn't it 112 thousand? If I want to buy it, I'll buy a 156 thousand one. Mom: Did Liu ever be your rival in love? You are so jealous of others. It's been almost twenty years, and you still can't let go. Dad: (a little angry) How can you say such a thing? I'm a big man, and I'm never so narrow-minded! What a woman's heart, needle in the sea, I don't know where I want to go. (Pour a glass of water to drink) Do you want to buy a car? Mom: (somewhat absent-minded) What to buy. Dad: (slamming the cup on the coffee table, sitting on the sofa and lying down for a long time) Buy it, forget it if you don't buy it. I will either run to work or take a taxi in the future. Anyway, I won't buy a motorcycle. How you go to work is up to you. Mom: Yo! Play the young master temper, I ask you, are you afraid of hard work or want to save face when buying a car? Dad: (yelling) Buy it, don't talk nonsense if you don't buy it, and stay away from me. [Grandpa, grandma. Milk: Did you and your wife quarrel again? Mom: (to milk) Mom, no, no, just a little careless. Milk: (to Dad) Tianmin, what's wrong? Did you catch a cold? Ye: If you feel uncomfortable, just go to see a doctor. Will lying here help you get well automatically? Dad: (rolls over and sits up) I'm not sick. Mom: He is lovesick. Milk: Are you lovesick? How old are people who still have this disease? Ye: lovesickness, which one has never committed. Milk: I said, old man, you are almost buried, and you still have this disease. Ye: I mean, I got this disease when I was young, not long after I met you. Milk: That's more like it. (to dad) I said tianmin! You shouldn't have this disease at your age! Which girl did it? Dad: Mom. Don't listen to her nonsense. Mom: (laughs) Hey, mom, Tianmin is not thinking about people, but about cars. Look at how many magazines he subscribes to related to cars, and he always goes to the car city, as if he is engaged in car research, and he is fascinated by cars! Really, what Mercedes-Benz, BMW, Audi, Santana, Honda, Toyota, their mouths are nagging all day. If they have the time to do something serious, they will get rich long ago. Dad: (angry) It's nonsense. Buy it if you want, forget it if you don't buy it, why talk so much! Milk: What can I buy? Mom: Mom, he said he would buy a car. Ye: What? What a waste to buy a car! How much oil is burned a year, and a lot of money is needed to repair cars, and ... Milk: Are you finished, old man? What's wrong with buying a car? At least it's safe. People say that cars are covered with iron, which is much safer, while motorcycles are covered with iron, which is very dangerous. How much will it cost? Ye: Look at your mother, this seems to be an advertisement for an automobile trading company. Dad: (standing up excitedly) Mom, only you can understand my heart. Just buy a 15 thousand or 6 thousand one. Ye: 156 thousand, just kidding! People's place-level cadres used to sit in jeeps. What level are you, this boy? You still sit in a car! 15 thousand or 6 thousand, it's not bad to buy a 35 thousand Dad: At this age, as long as you have money. Mom: But we have no money! Ye: that's right, you can show off without money! Milk: I'm willing to take out my private money. Ye: How much money do you have in your private savings? Buying a tire is not enough.