Our class’s “Pistachio” composition

Our class’s “Pistachio” composition 1

Do you know? Our class is the funniest class in the grade because there is a "Pistachio" in our class. He likes to tease us very much and often makes us laugh. Do you want to know what is so funny about him? Don't worry, Let me tell you slowly.

"Pistachio" is funny and humorous. I remember one time, in class, the teacher asked him to talk about an arithmetic problem. The question was like this: 100 100=? . He answered, it was 20,000. Everyone was stunned and couldn't help laughing. He said: "1 1 = 2 with two zeros in front, plus the last two, equals 20,000." At this time, the laughter became louder, and even the teacher laughed. "Pistachio" himself also laughed, and the laughter rushed out of the classroom and spread to the campus.

"Pistachio" is not only interesting, but also helpful.

Another time, in the physical education class, everyone was happily playing the game of "grabbing" seats. At this time, there was a sound of "woo woo woo". Hey, who is crying? It turned out to be Xiaomei. She had lost her butterfly hairpin and her eyes were so red that she looked like she was wearing makeup. When "Pistachio" learned about this, he immediately stood up from his seat and said, "Let me find it for you!" After that, he went out and we watched from the side. He searched left and right, and finally found it in the school garden, but his face was covered with mud.

This is the "pistachio" of our class. Do you like him? The "Pistachio" of our class Composition 2

Speaking of the pistachio of our class - Luo Zihang, everyone knows about him. Everyone laughs when he talks about his happy things. He has short black hair and black eyes. He also has a fat face and a chubby body. He was wearing a black sweater, black trousers, and black sneakers. He is relatively poor in studies. We like to call him Luo Bo Gen'er because his surname is Luo.

Once Luo Zihang saw Cheng Yixun's two sheep's head buns and said: "Cheng Yixun, your two sheep's head buns have two large eggs, and there is life-support ABCDEFG in the eggs." This sentence It made us burst into laughter.

Another time, Luo Zihang, a pistachio in our class, saw Deng Lin and said: "Deng Lin, I will give you a few nicknames now. These nicknames are beef stew, mutton stew and stew." Chicken." We laughed after hearing this, but Deng Lin left angrily.

This is the pistachio Luo Zihang in our class. He loves to make fun of others. "Pistachio" composition of our class 3

Meng Hangbo in our class is witty, humorous, lively and cheerful. He always likes to tell jokes and make faces. He is called "Pistachio" by his classmates. Sometimes It can really help everyone relieve their worries.

Once, the teacher assigned homework, which sounded simple in content and with few projects. The students were very excited after hearing it, but the teacher remembered that a few students just talked nonsense enthusiastically, and some people also made small gestures in class. , so he was punished with two more tasks. Suddenly, the atmosphere in the classroom changed drastically. The students became dejected from the excitement and found it difficult to accept. Everyone complained that there was too much homework and they couldn't finish it. After a long time, everyone was still unhappy. And Meng Hangbo was worthy of being the "pistachio" of the class. He did not complain at this time, but was thinking about how to help his classmates laugh and have fun.

After a while, the bell rang, and Meng Hangbo jumped out of his seat, hummed a tune, twisted his waist and waved his hands like a drunkard, walked up to the podium, told a joke loudly, made a face, and shouted Pretend to fall to the ground. When the teacher saw it, he criticized Meng Hangbo, and Meng Hangbo ran back to his seat in despair.

This scene made the whole class burst into laughter, and they immediately put their worries aside. In the next few hours, no one thought about the worry of being punished for extra homework by the teacher.

Meng Hangbo does a lot of things that make people happy. For example, he often gives interesting answers when answering questions in class, makes people laugh after class, etc. This is the "pistachio" Meng Hangbo of our class. , his lively and humorous character can really relieve everyone's worries sometimes.

Our class's "Pistachio" composition 4

"The most powerful pan maker in the world is..." Listen, the old man in our class started telling jokes again. Every time he tells a joke, The whole class burst into laughter.

Old Qian has a pair of sharp eyebrows, bright eyes, and a slightly high nose bridge, but it does not affect his joke-telling mouth at all. His ears are his treasure for telling jokes, because those jokes are all funny. It was his ears that heard it. Without this old money, it is no exaggeration to say that there would be no laughter in our class.

Lao Qian’s jokes always make everyone lose track of time. During one class break, Lao Qian told a joke to everyone again. He said: "Once upon a time, there was a fool who came to a country. He met a man selling ham. The man shouted loudly: Sell ham, sell ham. ...Idiots just think that all the legs in the world are hams..." After listening to this, the class started. Lao Qian was still telling jokes non-stop. The classmates did not hear the class bell and continued to gather around him to listen to the jokes. . They listened so intently that they didn't notice the teacher coming. The teacher was furious: "Qian Yizhang! What are you doing?" When the students heard this, they immediately dispersed...

Later, the teacher punished each of them to stand for one class. This time they could I suffered a lot.

This is the "pistachio" of our class - Qian Yizhang. Wherever he is, there is happiness! The "Pistachio" of our class Composition 5

The "Pistachio" of our class is Lin XX, who often makes us laugh and cry.

Teacher Wei gave Wu XX a title: "The Oracle King". After class, Lin XX said to Wu XX: "Let's have a competition in writing oracle bone inscriptions!" Wu XX always replied nonchalantly: "Let's compete, who is afraid of you? I am already the king of oracle bone inscriptions, then I Just write first!" Wu XX always did what he said. He immediately picked up the pen and wrote a word casually. Lin XX grabbed the paper and deliberately made him proud: "The handwriting is so beautiful! You can write better than me!" Wu XX was really proud after hearing this: "You compare with me in writing oracle bone inscriptions, it's better for me. It's a piece of cake, it's your turn to write next!" Lin XX said: "You only write one, I will write five!" "Okay!" After Lin Yangxu finished writing, Wu Hao looked at it and said, "No. It’s just one word! I wrote it myself!” Lin Yangxu mocked Wu Hao and said, “You have been studying for four years and you still can’t read and count. Also, your eyes are crazy. Big problem, hurry up and ask your parents to get you a pair of glasses! Look carefully, although this word is written by you, there are four words below, "Lin XX book", can you see it? "Wu XX can you take it?" He couldn't say anything to refute Lin XX, so he had to admit defeat. We watched on the sidelines, making our stomachs hurt from laughing.

This is the "little pistachio" in our class. Do you like him? "Pistachio" Essay 6 in our class

There are so many people in our class with unique looks and behaviors, including Deng Yingying, who fights the boss like a "fire-breathing dragon", and Xu Guolin, who is as "powerful as the sky" , and the rude and reckless "female Zhang Fei" Wu Jiaojiao, etc. But the most distinctive one can only be the "Pistachio" Zou who has zero laughs.

Why is he called "Pistachio"? Let’s start with his appearance. He has eyes like lightbulbs, a face like an apple, and a head like a ball. He staggers when he walks, like a roly-poly. If you don't look carefully, you might think he is "Uncle Psy" who dances horseback riding. He looks "Taiwanese". Embarrassed.” In class, he would also make some weird winking expressions, making us laugh secretly. After class, he often said some very funny things. What I remember most is that time.

That day, just after the first class, on the way to the toilet, he came up with a laughing riddle. The riddle was: Rabbits, shrimps, get out of here, don’t be fooled. Melons require pig's trotters. He asked us to translate it, but we were helpless after hearing it. Seeing that none of us could guess, he proudly told the answer. The answer was: Comrades and villagers, the meeting is here, please be careful not to speak. After we heard it, we burst out laughing, and he jumped up and down laughing. With him, our stressful study life becomes a little easier.

This is the "pistachio" in our class who is either naive or stupid, and often acts cute and funny. Isn't it funny? Our class's "Pistachio" composition 7

As long as the name pistachio is mentioned in our class, everyone will think of "Liu Kexin" without hesitation. He is the first pistachio in our class. She led our class to talk and laugh together, and later produced many pistachios. Her smile infected everyone.

Yes, she is a little naughty bag who won’t grow up! She will act crazy when she walks. Sometimes she is a responsible class representative, but her thoughts are very abnormal, haha. In physical education class, she walked around and giggled, making everyone laugh when they saw her. When the teacher asked her to hand out homework, he looked serious and stared at the book. She spoke bravely in class. Sometimes she was sloppy in answering questions, and sometimes she was serious. When she was serious, no one dared to touch her. When she was sloppy, others thought she was annoying! This pistachio idea amazed me, it was very "two"

Every time we went to the backyard for physical education class, she was still walking in line, striding forward like crazy. When he got to the backyard, he started joking with his classmates, making silly faces because everyone laughed. The teacher asked the students to stand in line, and it turned into a roly-poly. It was shaking here and there, and we were speechless!

This is the pistachio of our class, the little jelly! "Pistachio" essay in our class 8

There is a classmate in our class. Because he is lively, funny and loves to tell jokes, the classmates call him "Pistachio". ".

One time, I was drinking water. I just took a big sip when I saw him walking towards me. When I saw something bad, I hurriedly swallowed the water. As soon as he saw me, he said: "Once, an officer asked the artillerymen to practice loading people into the barrel and launching them. The artillerymen asked the officer to demonstrate first. The officer climbed into the barrel himself, and the artillerymen hurriedly When the gun was fired, there was only a "boom" sound, and a puff of black smoke came out of the barrel, but no officer was found shooting out of the barrel. The artillerymen hurriedly opened the charging door at the back of the cannon to check, but they crawled out of the barrel. Come out with a dark person..." Before he could finish his words, I had already squirted out all the water I had not swallowed just now.

Another time, another classmate and I were playing skipping, and he came over and said: "Once in a math class, the teacher asked Wang Xiaobing, if two straight lines intersect, one of them intersects perpendicularly, and the other What intersection? Wang Xiaobing said, there are Hainan bananas and Guangxi bananas. “We all tripped over the rope.

Students, do you think this "pistachio" in our class is funny? He is my good friend: Qi Yufan "Pistachio" in our class Composition 9

There is a pistachio in our class, and anyone who sees him will laugh. He is Lin Zixuan. He has a pair of clever little eyes and a particularly talkative little mouth.

Once, our class went to an information class. As soon as they entered the classroom, everyone felt very cool, but Lin Zixuan didn't care and rushed to his seat. He saw a brand new headset on the table, so he couldn't wait to pick up the headset and put it on his ears, and began to shake his head and twist his butt, as if he had taken a pill, making the whole class burst into laughter. But Lin Zixuan continued dancing regardless of them, still singing the song "Above the Moon". Wu Hongyu asked strangely: "There is music in these headphones?" Lin Zixuan said: "Yes!" Wu Hongyu also picked up the headphones and listened, and said: "Why is there no sound?" Wu Hongyu thought to himself: Why does Lin Zixuan's one have sound but mine does not? So Wu Hongyu snatched Lin Zixuan's headphones and listened angrily, "You lied to me!" At this time, Lin Zixuan laughed softly a few times and continued the class.

Lin Zixuan from our class is such a person who often makes people laugh and brings happiness to our class. He is really the pistachio of our class! Our class’s “pistachio” composition 10

Our class’s “pistachio” Pistachio is originally a nut food such as melon seeds. It is extraordinary. She is not for food. She is a person. oh.

She has a pair of big, lively eyes, a small mouth that cannot be closed when she smiles, two movable ears "wandering" around her head, and a medium-sized nose hanging in the center of her face. She really looks like a The conductor who is playing is also conducting in the center. She is the "Pistachio" of our class. Her nickname is also called Pistachio. Once, a female classmate was bullied by a male classmate. The female classmate burst into tears in her seat. Although the cry was not loud, it also aroused the disgust of several people. They asked "Pistachio" for advice and made the female classmate laugh. "Pistachio" swaggered over and asked her comfortingly, but she said nothing. Some people said, "Why are you putting on airs? You keep crying!" But "Pistachio" still comforted her and returned it to the female classmate. She told a very funny joke, and the people sitting next to us burst out laughing. She saw us laughing, and slowly, her crying face immediately turned into a smiling face, and "the clouds turned sunny"! Someone also said: "The "Pistachio" in our class is really like a magician, turning crying people into laughing people." Waves of praise floated to "Pistachio", but "Pistachio" said: "You request When I help her, I also help my classmates!" "Pistachio" smiled from ear to ear. She is the "pistachio" of our class. Our class's "pistachio" composition 11

Our class is a tree, full of apples. Since there is a "pistachio" on this ordinary tree, our class Two-thirds of our laughter comes from him. The bell rang, and as soon as the teacher said get out of class was over, he rushed outside with a "swish" sound, like a passerby who hadn't eaten in three days and saw the small restaurant open. What's even funnier is that he just ran away and shouted: "Li Yuhao, let's go!" I'm sorry, didn't he feel embarrassed? However, I admire his courage very much! There was one more thing that made the whole class laugh. Last time, because it was Children's Day, our teacher changed the Chinese class into a free activity class and invited "Pistachio" to perform on stage. "Pistachio" said: "I don't know how to perform, I can only tell jokes." We Everyone was very happy, because no one did not laugh after hearing his joke. He cleared his throat and started telling a joke: Once upon a time, there were three brothers. The eldest brother was called the gangster, the second brother was called the chopper, and the third brother was called trouble. One day, the third brother trouble got lost. The eldest brother took the second brother to the police station to report the crime and said, "I am a gangster. I brought a kitchen knife to look for trouble today." As soon as he finished speaking, the whole class burst into laughter. Even the teacher laughed, this joke is really unique! "Pistachios" like him are not common!