Crazy literary copywriting that is very practical when chatting

Very practical crazy literary copy when chatting

When the other party doesn’t pay back the money:

Are you asleep? I just woke up suddenly and cried for more than 1 hour When I was little, do you know that feeling? Everyone in this world bullied me and discriminated against me. I also wanted to love this world well, but why did you all force me like this? I’ll say it one last time if you don’t pay me back 50 yuan, I will jump off the building right away to show it to you

Hahahaha:

Hahahaha I laughed so hard that I laughed like a pig. The neighbor called the police and laughed until my mother came and blew my ass off. I laughed until the whole neighborhood wore hearing aids. I laughed until the taxi driver pulled me away. I laughed until I held my left foot with my right hand and landed perfectly with my left hand than a front flip. I laughed until I had varicose veins. It caused my little finger to be strained, so that Sima Guang smashed the vat and injured himself. I laughed until the voice-activated lights within a ten-mile radius shone for me. I laughed until I slapped my Ferrari and 4 Nanfu batteries popped out.

No When you know how to reply to the other party:

What is the underlying logic behind your sending this? Where is the top level design? What is the final value delivered? Where is the starting point of the process? How to ensure closed-loop results? Can it empower the product ecosystem? What is your highlight compared to others? What are the advantages? I haven't seen your precipitation and thinking. Have you formed your own methodology? You have to let others know why you are the one who posted this? Would it be different if someone else did it?