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Love words say: your dimples have no wine, but I am as drunk as a dog.

1. It agreed to walk hand in hand to the palace. In the end, I'm just your best man.

2. It is simple to love someone, but you want to say good night after good night.

The person who really likes you will go out to find you even if you throw him into that group of girls.

When you hear his name, you can prove that you lost.

5. Ten lines of dialogue, a hundred lines of good night, a thousand lines of small talk and a million lines of nonsense, just to hear one sentence I love you at the wedding one day.

6. Two people who really love each other are not together without quarreling, but they can still be together after quarreling.

7. You are the most attractive if you don't pester yourself to death.

8. I hope I can write your name together, whether on the wedding invitation or on the tombstone of the funeral.

9. What is love? I don't understand. I only know that when you smile, my whole sky becomes bright.

10. Will you find a mistress after marriage? Not if your wife were you. If it's not me, it's you.

1 1. The cruelest love in the world is not lost, but lost.

12. Many times, I want to have a knife rain in my heart and chop the people left inside into meat sauce.

13. There is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog.

14. It is better to stay out of it than to flatter a relationship humbly.

15. Some people pass us by in life, but they don't have time to meet; Met, but it was too late to get to know each other; Know each other, but it's too late to know each other; I'm familiar with it, but I still have to say goodbye. Be good to yourself, because life is not long; Be kind to the people around you, because you may not meet them in the next life.

16. Remember to invite me to dinner when you have the other half. It's a big deal to have a beer and wash your heart.

17. I won't make you sad. If one day I accidentally break your heart, you must believe that I will be more sad than you.

18. Nine dollars for marriage, twelve dollars for divorce, and divorce is only for fools. How expensive!

19. At that time, we thought that liking was forever, but later we found that it was only once, not forever.

20. If you like two people at the same time, choose the second person, because if you really like that person, you won't like the second person.

2 1. I heard that you get along well, but I still like you at the beginning.

22. If you really can't let go, continue to like it. Maybe one day you will touch him, maybe one day you will be too tired to let go.

23. Am I important? No matter how heavy it is, we should talk about Daquan sharing in the latest mood.

24. Don't disturb those who have been living in their memories. Maybe this is the best distance for you.

25. Sorry, I won't wait for you any longer. Seeing your shiny qq avatar, I will not hesitate to ask sayhi again; When you see your name in the address book, you will not hesitate to send a message you miss; After reading your message, I won't let go of what I'm doing, just to keep you waiting too long; When I think of the past, I will stop.

26. When I am too lazy to take the initiative, I will slowly accept those who take the initiative to me.

27. Love is not finding a pair of hands that suit you best, but a pair of hands that are willing to hold your hand no matter how inappropriate.

I am not afraid of anything when I am with you in the future.

29. Life is just a journey. You pass by me and I pass by you. Then, you practice and move forward.

30. It seems that there is really no way out. You are jealous when he is well, and you are distressed when he is not well. When he comes back to you, you will not hesitate to respond to him. I couldn't help crying when I saw it. I am like a dog, but you didn't throw it away.

1, in wishful thinking, only meanness without love, we are all the same, and finally we are moved by ourselves on our knees.

I want you to see me before, and let you know what kind of person your appearance has changed.

I used to believe that you are my happiness, but unfortunately, I am not in the happiness you want.

If you don't look for me, you can't look for me. If I don't look for you, I will bite my teeth and save some self-esteem.

I didn't bother you anymore, and you didn't think of me again.

6, there is always a person's name can't be touched, even if it is just a chance encounter with one of the words, it will also think of those past events.

7. Disappointed to the extreme, I wanted to say a long list of words to prove myself, but the words turned into a wry smile. I don't think it's necessary. It's unnecessary to say anything.

8. I never left you a message again, and I never took the initiative to find you again. When I saw you, I just passed by, smiled and even became a passerby. It's not that I pretend to be lofty, but that you miss me.

9. You once said that you would take care of me all my life, but your life is so short.

10, always need some warmth, even a little self-righteous commemoration.

1 1, I am like a dog, but you have not lost your pride and come with me.

12, I can accompany you crazy, play with you, cry with you, laugh with you, anything, but nothing.

13, I watch your life like a passerby, and your joys and sorrows are never for me.

14, many things can be done without my thinking. A lot of things, not what I want, I can get. I'm not staying. Many people can stay.

15, say sorry to yourself because pretending makes you very tired. Say sorry to yourself because stubbornness hurts yourself. Promise yourself, love yourself, promise yourself, and never live for others again; Promise yourself to be more open; Promise yourself not to care about some unnecessary people and things.

I'm too sad to do it. You cried like a dog when you asked for help.

1. Inadvertent thoughts are so painful that memories can't be touched at all. Time can't take away pain, but people are used to it.

There are always some songs that make us cry. But in fact, it is not the song itself that makes us cry, but the people hidden in the memories.

Once a person has feelings, he will be too timid, afraid of being separated, afraid of being left out, and afraid that he will like others. You said to drink to the past and never look back. In fact, even if you are drunk and alone at dusk, if that person holds out his hand, you will still go with him.

4, inappropriate people always have to be separated, there is no need to work hard for an inappropriate relationship, you look like a dog when you ask for help, and it is particularly ugly when you cry.

Some people give you their hearts, but you turn a blind eye. Some people don't have you in their hearts, but you miss them in every way.

6. Don't wait for my tears, you will understand my sadness. Don't wait for me to disappear before you know I exist.

7. There is nothing wrong with him, but he didn't love me for a long time, just didn't stay for me, just loved at the wrong time, but didn't accompany me to the end.

8. In this relationship, I give up and let you go. Although I still can't forget it, I will still feel heartache and think of you, but I understand that wishful thinking has a beginning and no end.

9. The difference between you and me is probably that I held a blade in my hand and handed it to you for fear that you might get hurt. You hold the handle and stick it in my arms, lest I pester you.

10, the most ridiculous thing in the world is that I know the truth, but you are still lying, so true and so profound.

1 1, it is obvious that you approached me first, but it was me who was reluctant to leave at last. Perhaps, deep feelings have never been disappointed, and only fickle feelings will be missed repeatedly.