Complete works of funny sentences that make people laugh +0

The complete works of funny sentences that make people laugh. 202 1 ( 1) 1? It's cold, remember to put on more clothes, especially when it's time to change seasons, or you'll catch a cold, infect me and blow your head off.

2、? Wechat is all news, QQ is all push, and SMS is all 10086, okay? I'm alone.

3、? I killed two flies that were mating. This is a terrible sin.

4、? If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?

5、? The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

6、? God is fair. He gave you a face of Zhang Chou, and he will definitely give you a home without money.

7、? "Some things will be happier if you forget them;" Don't tell me. Hurry up and make up your homework.

8、? "What can make a woman disfigure quickly?" "Take Mito Xiu Xiu out of her mobile phone."

9、? I really envy those people with short legs. Cold quilts can at least cover their feet.

10、? I found ten dollars on the side of the road and handed it to the handsome guy of the network management. Handsome boy smiled, and I said to handsome boy-be a member.

1 1、? Your inconsiderate face is enough to make you sick.

12、? If you love me deeply, tell my lover to listen.

13、? Girls often want to find a white horse, but when they open their eyes, they find that the world is full of grey donkeys.

14、? Parents fool their children for education, children fool their parents for deception and fool each other for generation gap!

15、? When I am old, I can't move. Now my understanding of fashion is that keeping warm is the main thing.

16、? If you are the one, if the female guest turns off the man's light again, the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can turn off the whole floor.

17、? Thanks to mental illness, the whole person is much more energetic.

18、? If poverty limits our imagination, why can I think of so many ways to save money?

19、? People laughed at me for being crazy, so I blacklisted him.

20、? If today's girls walk in the ancient streets and are dragged back by the emperor to wash their faces at night, will they be convicted of cheating the monarch or something?

The complete works of funny sentences that make people laugh. 202 1 (2) 1? The places outside the bed are far away, and the places beyond the reach of hands are all foreign lands.

2、? I am a mature person. I don't eat in anger, I only eat when I'm full.

3、? Before I knew you, I was helpless. After I knew you, there was no cure.

4、? Don't think that playing mobile phone in class. I don't know who will giggle at their crotch.

5、? Every time I want to take the precepts, I comfort myself like this: beauty and ugliness are determined by fate, fat and thin are in the sky, the sky wants me to be fat, and I am resigned to fate!

6、? I hope I can be an interesting and rich person. Really can't. It's okay for a person to have money.

7、? The last thing I want to say before I die is that the next time I fart, let me be prepared in advance.

8、? Su Man would love Lu Licheng if he knew that he was so good in Dragon and Eight Branches.

9、? I hate warm beds. I want to go to the bathroom again!

10、? If the speed of the teacher's lecture is compared to a 4G signal, then Xueba is connected to wifi, others receive it with a 3G network, others receive it with a 2G network, and I am disconnected!

1 1、? Who says there is no forever? Aren't you going to be together forever?

12、? Transformers say vegetables are actually meat.

13、? Time is not pig feed, and time is not a knife to kill pigs. Time becomes feed and knife because you are a pig.

14、? It's my pleasure to squat down to the wall and count ants.

15、? When women play well together, it is childhood, and when they don't play well, it is Zhen Huan's biography.

16、? If I were a zombie, I would choose to eat the brains of all good students.

17、? Your shoulders and mine are all black and blue, and we haven't seen the sparks yet!

18、? Not only talented, but also fat.

19、? Santa Claus, my Christmas wish is: people are thin and wallets are bulging! Please don't make any more mistakes. It was rectified last year.

20、? I am very possessive. Don't touch my things, or I'll beat you up.

The complete works of funny sentences that make people laugh +0 (3) 1? Eating food is kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.

2、? Do you have a dog with you? The talking kind.

3、? Young girls are precious, young women are more expensive, and if there are rich women, they can all be thrown away.

4、? Envy those who leave coldly. I can't. I have to take something from you when I leave.

5、? Friends, you should eat and drink. Summer vacation is for growing meat.

6、? Someone said I was handsome, and I smiled. As a result, they said I was more handsome when I smiled.

7、? Losing weight is just to scare the whole body.

8、? There are no constant promises, only endless lies.

9、? Some people will eat hard when they are unhappy. I am different. I eat hard when I'm unhappy.

10、? At present, the three most popular diseases are procrastination, obsessive-compulsive disorder and difficulty in choosing. To put it bluntly, they are lazy, cheap and poor.

1 1、? I fantasize about going to South Korea and Choi Minho for an epic love affair, but the reality is that domestic local tyrants can't bear it.

12、? Everyone seems to be in love, and we agreed to be the successors of productism, leaving me alone to create productism.

13、? Saying that money is a sin, everyone is fishing; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go.

14、? Once upon a time, there was a man called crazy, and then … he went crazy.

15、? I'd like to see if you have a look of surprise for a second after hearing my name.

16、? Be hard on yourself now, and you will have a better chance of success in the future.

17、? Every time the aunt in the canteen hears the bell, she will say to herself: The enemy still has a few seconds to reach the battlefield.

18、? Still have to dream, or you will tell others if you drink too much.

19、? Adolescence has passed, but the acne is still there.

20、? Wildflowers can't be picked everywhere, but I like you better, the wildest one in the wild.

Make people laugh and talk about friends' sand sculptures.

Short copy of sand sculpture that makes people laugh. Tell me about the circle of friends (1) 1? If you can't eat at night, why are there lights in the refrigerator?

2、? Suddenly found that all my future plans have the same beginning, when I have money.

3、? If you think you can get me, you can try and I'll let you know what you want.

4、? I can transform your circle of friends into a feeling of private chat with me for free.

5、? Life is too short to laugh while you still have teeth.

6、? It's your business whether we have a boyfriend after breaking up, and it's my business whether to beat him or not.

7、? The world is so imperfect. What you want, you have to lose.

8、? Otherwise, let's fall in love! I share new things with you every day. The news comes back every second, and the phone is answered every second. Wechat deletes all the opposite sex and doesn't say a word to other boys. It's only good for you. Do you think you deserve it? I've been here for a long time!

9、? What is the pain that can be felt? I just feel hungry and have a lump of meat.

10、? I am a princess in distress. Give me money to buy a cup of milk tea. When I return to the palace, I will give you 100 million yuan.

1 1、? Many people misunderstand me and say that I play games all day and don't watch the news. I want to explain that I don't reply after watching the news.

12、? Be a sensible girl and go to play with other little brothers when her boyfriend is busy.

13、? Tips for running 800 meters: rush in the front 100 meters and curse in the back 700 meters.

14、? Although my money was not blown away by the wind, it looks like it was blown away by the wind.

15、? Hello, everyone, today I am a Wechat business, and my main products are my beauty and talent.

16、? You must make up your homework well, and don't sleep late with a lovely face like me.

17、? After living for so many years, I found that the best muscle I practiced was the masticatory muscle.

18、? Seeing the old corpse in the mountain village as a child became the shadow of my childhood, so I got up the courage to watch it again, and now it has become the shadow of my adulthood.

19、? If life deceives you, you can turn on the beauty camera and continue to deceive life.

20、? It's not good to be too polite. Just being stepped on, I habitually said thank you.

2 1、? It's only a matter of time before two boats capsize.

22、? I could have been happy, but that bastard who ate game hurt me.

23、? Left eye jumps, I: I'm going to make a fortune. My right eye jumped, and I: I can't be superstitious.

24、? After living for so many years, I found that the best muscle I practiced was the masticatory muscle.

Short copy of sand sculpture that makes people laugh. Talk about the circle of friends (2) 1? My boyfriend and I broke up and he stormed out. I chased him for eight blocks before I caught the door.

2、? Obviously, you said you want to grow old with me, but after I went to the barber shop to dye it, you actually dislike me as a non-mainstream

3、? I want to learn to have a picnic with my friends online. No sooner had I put the picnic cloth on the table than my uncle came to ask me how much tomatoes cost a catty.

4、? It is raining in your city. I'm worried about whether you have an umbrella. If you do this, the rain will be in vain.

5、? Hello, everyone. I am a sheep. Today, I cut my hair and lost my cotton.

6、? Every time the weather forecast says that there will be several strong winds tomorrow, I am worried. If someone blows it away when I go out in such a strong wind, I am embarrassed to blow it away because I am too heavy.

7、? Blink your eyes if you like, and put your left foot on your right shoulder if you don't like it.

8、? Every time I lose weight, I throw a coin on the ground. If the coin stands up, I won't eat it that night.

9、? What's the state of single dog? Even various systems are maintained, but you don't.

10、? Hello, I'm Yue Lao, and I want to invite someone today. Please transfer my account to 100 and write down the name of the person I like. I will let you know that nothing can help you.

1 1、? People who love you will feel sorry for those who don't love you because you frown. He thought you were swinging when you hanged yourself.

12、? I'm only a teenager. I can put off dating, but I can't take delivery.

13、? We don't know each other very well, just call me beauty!

14、? Stay still in the orange tree, and I'll buy you a railway station.

15、? Being a man is like Conan, with a spirit that makes people die wherever they go.

16、? Don't always say that domestic things are not easy to use, such as RMB. I think it is very easy to use. I have been using it.

17、? As long as I insist on not making friends, I will become a star.

18、? I heard that the sleeping mobile phone was radiated by the pillow, which scared me to throw it away.

19、? Boys with no partners in my circle of friends asked me to delete boys that others didn't want, and I didn't want them either.

20、? Call netizens too far away, friends too far away, friends too indifferent, and babies too enthusiastic. Good evening, son!

2 1、? All people are ordinary, and some people really become ordinary people because they know this.

22、? After you marry me, you can wash the dishes and mop the floor if you like. Isn't that free enough?

23、? Those who feel sorry for me in the future, please don't say "sorry" to me. I just want to ask you, if sorry is useful, why do you want Alipay and WeChat red envelopes?

24、? When I was a child, I saw my parents quarreling, and I thought, should I find someone to marry in the future? Later when I grew up, I found that I thought too much about everything. I can't afford a house at all, and I can't find a girlfriend.

Short copy of sand sculpture that makes people laugh. Talk about the circle of friends (3) 1? In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately next month, I spent all my money in advance. I am clean and upright.

2、? Don't always make excuses for yourself! When you are constipated, you blame gravity for not having gravity!

3、? Why do some people ask for dozens of things when looking for someone? My mate selection criteria are three words: please.

4、? This circle of friends commented on a milk tea ... June 3 1 draw.

5、? Don't ask me what the criteria for being handsome are, okay? Look at me and you will know!

6、? You must make sure that you are the borrower. Whether it is voice or video, I have confirmed that he is the one who refused him.

7、? My object is not too cold, not willful, not playing the internet, not addicted to games, and I don't know who it is.

8、? I am very emotional to see if I will invite my ex to the wedding. Why not consider whether there is such a big venue first?

9、? At least people's brains will be short-circuited, and I don't even have power.

10、? Over the years, I have found a rule that ugly people have the right to speak first every time, because I often hear them say, "Then I will say my ugly words first ..."

1 1、? Hello, everyone, I'm Yue Lao. Want to date on Tanabata? Now transfer me 50 yuan, write down the name of your sweetheart, and I'll let you know what a fairy can't help you!

12、? Not all girls like Chanel, but some kind girls also like small animals, such as Land Rover, Ma Bao, Jaguar, Hanma, Bugatti Veyron and Tiantong!

13、? My liver doesn't seem to be well because I often stay up late. Can you call me honey?

14、? Why try to make money? Because I'm afraid to shake hands with people. They wear Cartier and you wear rubber bands.

15、? The system was maintained, but you didn't.

16、? Eating less than one meal every day will save a lot of money over time, which can be saved for treating stomach problems in the future.

17、? I just saw a psychological test. Regarding personality, do you usually call dad or dad or dad at home? Please comment and see what your personality is.

18、? Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

19、? I searched the chat record "Love" and borrowed it from iQiyi members.

20、? I have been injured in online dating, planted seedlings in the countryside, and jumped over the Yalu River for love. Don't ask why my two brothers are badly hurt when my two brothers have healed my heart!

2 1、? Are you autistic? Good night Won't you say? The baby won't shout? Love you and won't fight?

22、? I just played the game and chose Zhuge Liang. Although it was 0-8, four teammates kept saying that I was fw (French King) and encouraged me by typing. I'm so touched, okay? I haven't played games for a long time and feel that the game environment has suddenly become really good. I love the glory of the king!

23、? Why is the demand for objects so high now? You must also be single. ?

24、? I was so angry that I dreamed that I was trafficked to the mountains to be my wife, but I was driven out because I ate too much.

Two-part allegorical saying that makes people laugh (60 articles)

A funny two-part allegorical saying-1.500 is divided into two parts -250 yuan.

Juncus is too big and has no weight.

3. The notice is posted on the roof-God knows!

The lantern is on fire-the wax has fallen off.

5. Flies near the manger-muddling along

6. Stick plasters everywhere-there are many problems.

7. A big ship going abroad-amateur (sailing)

8. The firecracker shop is on fire-celebrate by yourself!

9. Ask sweet and sour when eating pineapple-know perfectly well past ask.

10. Wear glasses and buy a shaft-throw one in each eye; Every pair of eyes

1 1. Drill holes on the stool-orderly.

12. Fat meat for bones-unwilling heart

13. Doctors sell coffins-money for life and death!

14. Make chopsticks with a rolling pin and cups with a basin-eat and drink.

15. Flowering on feces-smelly.

16. A big brother and a second brother-Who are you?

17. Meat and bones blow horns-both meat (dizzy) and meat.

18. The tiger dragged the hemp fiber-unpopular

19. December weather-hands and feet (frozen hands and feet)

20. Take a bath in a boiling pot-acquaintances

Two-part allegorical saying of laughter 2 1 Walking in the watermelon field-two sides meet the source (two sides meet the circle)

22. The radish went into the vegetable cellar-it was gone.

23. Put lime on your mouth-to put it bluntly (brush)

24. Keep the beam on the road-be careful (star).

Zhou Pingwang and Zheng Zhuanggong exchange hostages-insincere.

26. Stealing books with hats-smart people do stupid things.

27. Bald people wear hats-they can't (hair) for five days.

28. Gold is sold as brass, which wastes talents (wealth).

29. A sculptor doesn't kowtow to an idol-he knows the background.

30. Put firecrackers at both ends-ring together.

3 1. Sitting in the lobby and using the toilet-stealing (dirty) officials

32. Zhu Fu wrote a letter to Chong Peng-close relatives get married and get revenge quickly.

33. The sun is installed in the cabin-one a day.

34. The wire goes through tofu-forget it.

35. The back beam is sore and the navel is pus-it's terrible.

36. Pull the gourd to pull the gourd-deliberately find fault.

37. moths in the lampshade-there are not many flutters.

38. Sprinkle soybeans in sesame fields-hybridization

39. Fan Jinzhongju-ecstatic

40. Stones in the Yangtze River-Experienced Wind and Waves

A funny two-part allegorical saying -4 1. There are sores on the top of the head and pus on the soles of the feet-it's terrible.

42. Erhu in Dongyue Temple-Bullshit

43. A father kowtows to his son-hang it all.

44. Carrying a doll to push the mill-adding people without energy

45. Burning the mountain in a pile of ashes-all gray (mixed) eggs.

46. Douchi pocket-smelly thing

47. Nail in the pocket-everyone wants to stand out.

48. Wash Huang Lian by the river-why bother (river bitter)

49. Protect your eyesight-be careful!

50. Wear sunglasses on the coal pile-it's getting dark.

5 1. Little donkey with halter-at your call.

52. The lamp is out of oil-it takes a lot of courage.

53. Cutting the sea with a knife is inseparable.

54. Huanglian soaked melon seeds-bitter people (benevolence)

55. Dai Xiao hat goes to the theater-forget your troubles when you are happy.

56. Cook jiaozi in the meat pot-meat (faint) eggs.

57. Seeing my father-in-law didn't respond-blindly ignorant.

58. Bow before meeting people-it's not surprising to be polite to many people.

59. Soak the stone in the sauce jar-it's a long story.

60. Waiting for the rooster lay eggs-There is no hope.

Funny two-part allegorical saying (4) 6 1. Break the bamboo with a blunt knife-I can't get through (I can't open it)

The deaf people feasted their eyes on the play.

63. The stone is in the henhouse, asshole

64. Cow dung bugs move-fuck off

65. Push the mill with your child in your arms-add people without exerting strength.

66. Long live a nosebleed-Zheng Hong (I am red)

67. Grandma's dead son-no help (no uncle)

68. Next, next-ask to the end (tattoo to the end)

69. The grass growing on the temple platform-panic (drought)

70. Wear a laundry list into the temple gate-want to be a big head ghost.

7 1. A lump in the throat-gambling (choking)

72. Riding a horse in an opera-not (walking)

73. Go for a walk when you're full-you're full.

74. Wear a big hat and top-heavy shoes.

75. Zhou Wuwang can be trained-playing with toys.

76. The dishcloth on the dining table-I tasted the ups and downs.

77. Drive on the hour-waiting time.

78. A fly bites a bodhisattva-nobody smells it.

79. Lanterns are hung high.

80. Filial piety, faithfulness, courtesy and modesty-shameless

A collection of sentences that make people laugh.

A collection of funny sentences (1) 1. On the road of no return, mankind will never be lonely!

2.？ During a military parade, the leader walked by with his head held high, saying "Good comrades", "Good leaders", "Hard comrades", "Suntanned comrades" and "Black leaders".

3.？ Don't tell me never to give up. I've given up.

4.？ Everyone wishes you happiness. I only wish you to travel all over the mountains and rivers and feel that the world is worth it.

5.？ Don't waste time on trifles. The general has a sword and doesn't cut flies.

6.？ I like sunny mornings, as if everything can start all over again.

7.？ Spring is sleepy, summer is weak, and winter is just a deep sleep.

8.？ Eating means that others are full after eating two bites, and you can still eat two bites when you are full.

9.？ If you are unhappy, let it go. It's okay to be sad, but it's not good to hurt your stomach

10.？ Two heads are better than one, and they all smell the same.

1 1.？ If the teacher hadn't said don't litter, I would have thrown you out.

12.？ Hang a mosquito net and sleep naked in it, Doby mosquito, make it anxious.

13.？ The teacher said: there is no regret medicine in the world, only rat medicine ~

14.？ Being single is painful, and being single for a long time is even more painful. I saw a sow the other day, and everyone thought it had good eyes.

15.？ When I was a child, I thought the whole world liked me; I didn't know until I grew up that it was the whole universe.

16.？ Don't put pressure on me, it will be my motivation to become your boss.

17.？ Don't try to be brave after dark without health insurance and life insurance. ...

18.？ At night, no one can escape.

19.？ Part I: I didn't bring my student ID card, admission ticket and ID card. The second part: I don't do listening, reading and composition questions. Horizontal approval: Focus on participation!

20.？ I have a left dragon, a right white tiger and Mickey Mouse tattooed on my shoulder.

A collection of funny sentences (2) 2 1. The word "special efforts", I thought about it and made the last one. ...

22.？ After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten.

23.？ On the plane, a parrot said to the stewardess, "Give me a glass of water." The pig followed the parrot's example and said to the stewardess, "Give me a glass of water." The stewardess was furious and threw the parrot and pig off the plane. Then the parrot said to the pig, "Don't be silly, I can fly."

24.？ I have a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They PK every day, and today Emma's stomach won again.

25.？ In the self-study class, a buddy farted loudly. When the goods stood up, they shouted, Get in the trough! Who farted so loudly?

26.？ Monday syndrome: yawning, listlessness, listlessness and daze.

27.？ The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

28.？ Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. ...

29.？ Looking for a wife is looking for a foodie. It's easy to be satisfied if you continue to eat when you are full.

30.？ I can't be defeated by reality, because I still have great dreams.

3 1.？ I am so poor, why am I fat? I don't know how this meat grows. This problem has puzzled me for many years.

32.？ I am sand, you are sculpture, together, we are sand sculpture.

33.？ No one will cry and lie, but the so-called heart is cold.

34.？ 50% of the contradictions in the world come from: not being able to say good things.

35.？ The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

36.？ I struggled to climb to the top of the ladder, only to find that it climbed the wrong wall ...

37.？ I believe there are three things you can't touch, a meaningless wine game, a person who doesn't love you, and a false friend.

38.？ The so-called eating goods means eating in your mouth and being thin in your heart.

39.？ All the questions in the world can be answered with "none of your business" and "none of my business". Suddenly I feel so busy.

40.？ I thought I had grown taller overnight, but I found that the quilt cover was horizontal.

A collection of funny sentences (3) 4 1. A female classmate in my class has been calling me Xueba. I'm so annoyed that I finally can't help it. I shouted, call me Xueba again, and I will call you Ma Xue. . . At this time, the students laughed at each other. I patted the table and shouted, you are all students.

42.？ Compare these two fish. Who is handsome is tomorrow's dish.

43.？ Since I took a vacation and lived a life of eating, sleeping and eating, I finally know that pigs can be boring.

44.？ How to lose weight if you don't have enough food?

45.？ Those who are good-looking can be called foodies, and those who are not good-looking can only be called fools.

46.？ Don't trust a foodie who says he wants to lose weight. She must have just had enough when she said this.

47.？ Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

48.？ When I was a child, my mother kindly said to me: Good boy, you will never starve to death if you learn this skill. So my mother taught me to eat!

49.？ Exam cheats: three long and one short choices are the shortest; Three short and one long choose the longest; Choose b for different lengths; If it is not uniform, choose d. Taking copying as the main task, supplemented by Mongolia, and combining Mongolia with copying, we will certainly be able to pass.

50.？ It was dark at night and I suddenly wanted to study, but it was already dawn when I found the candle. ...

5 1.？ I don't remember anyone who once suggested that a person should do two things he doesn't like every day to calm his soul.

52.？ At this time, the buddy behind him came leisurely and said, don't pretend, big brother, I am angry here. . . The wind is blowing! ! !

53.？ Old platinum keeps eating.

54.？ For foodies, there is delicious food every day, and life will not be monotonous.

55.？ My mother asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no. My mother said, I can have this. I said, I really don't have this ...

56.？ There are only two things I can't do in my life: neither this nor that.

57.？ Two birds saw a hunter aiming at them. One said, you protect the scene and I'll call the police!

58.？ An old farmer was hoeing in the field, a crow flew by and shit fell on the old farmer's face. The old farmer looked up and cursed: "I don't know how to wear shorts when I go out!" The crow said, "You shit and wear underpants! "

59.？ Set a small goal first, such as marrying ZhangJike this year.

60.？ Scarecrow can never say what he thinks. He doesn't know and no one wants to know.