What are some funny dialogue sentences?

1, A: You can buy a Porsche key from the Internet, then go out to pick up girls and put it on the table. I don't know how awesome it is ... B: What if a girl wants to take the bus after she gets it? A: Just say you can't drive while drinking. Take a taxi back.

The driver killed a dog and asked a child who was watching: Is this your dog? The child scratched his scalp and answered, the color looks very similar, but my dog is alive!

The teacher checked his homework. Xiao Ming said, "Teacher, there was a power outage in my house last night." The teacher asked, "What did you do all night?" "Watch TV!" "Isn't there a power outage in your house?" "No, it's like this," Xiao Ming panicked and said, "I watched it by candlelight!"

4. When a boy saw a girl he liked in the wanted newspaper, he immediately sent a text message: Shall we date? Woman: Huh? I can't. M: Please don't refuse the opportunity to get to know others. I am sincere and single-minded. Woman: I am your own sister. Male: ......

5. M: That's very kind of you. Can you be my baby? Woman: I don't want it. I don't want it. You are a short squat gun. M: It's easy to get old when you're angry. Woman: It's not good to die.

6. When the twin brothers came home from school, they excitedly told their mother, "Mom, today our class is going to select the most beautiful mother, and you are elected." Mother was very happy and asked her how she was elected. The twins said, "The students all voted for their mother. We have two votes, so you are elected! " "

7.M: I'm not above, you're below. The first half is: Say hello, how are you? Female right: it is neither good nor bad to say that you are not good: it is not good to pull it down!

8. Two people are chatting downstairs. Suddenly A saw B's face wet. A: "Don't be too moved. The friendship between you and me is my business. " B: "Um ... no ... it's raining ... ah ... someone pees ..."

9. The flight attendant advised passengers to fasten their seat belts. Stewardess: "Last time the plane landed without a seat belt, everyone fell to pieces." Passenger: "the one with the seat belt" Flight attendant: "It's okay, everyone is seated, just like the living."

10. A criminal went to hell after being shot. The prince asked: Why should I shoot you? Criminals: Because I am your idol. I had to lose myself in order to meet you.

1 1, "female:" I want to buy clothes with big hooks. "Man:" What hook? Never heard of it. "Woman:" The kind with a big hook, a foreign famous brand, is bought by many people and is very expensive. "I finally found out at the door of the store that the big hook refers to Nike, my God."

12, one day, an angry man rushed to the office and asked, "Is this the Animal Protection Association?" "Yes," said the staff (www.siandian.com Flash Point Action Love Network). "Who have you wronged?"

13, junior high school Chinese class, the teacher took the students to interpret the text: "Some people are alive, but he is dead, and some people are dead, but he is still alive." He asked XX students, "Please explain to them what this sentence means?" XX replied, "Some people might as well die as live." .