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What do you know only when you have a cat?

1. Cats don't consider themselves pets. Unlike keeping a dog, cats never treat you as their master. There is no master-servant relationship between cats and people. There is no question of who has a high status and who has a low status. As the saying goes, whether you are rich or poor, healthy or sick, your cat looks down on you.

Most cats will regard themselves as your children. This is a very intimate and friendly relationship that can be spoiled, so sometimes they will be gentle and clingy, and sometimes they will be cold and arrogant. Cat: I'm Xiao Bao of the shovel officer. He won't leave me anyway, hehe.

2. Cats don't like going out. There are 8 cats in 10 who don't like going out. This ratio is absolutely not exaggerated. Cats are very afraid of going out. This seems to be a common problem of domestic cats. Even some stray cats are afraid to go out after being adopted for a long time.

Although cats like to lie on the balcony and watch the scenery outside the window, it is another scene to take them out seriously. Fear of shouting is a routine operation, which can even lead to stress reaction if it is slightly improper. Therefore, unless cats like to go out for a walk very much, the shovel officer should not take them out if they are fine. If you must take them out, don't forget to tie the traction rope and bring the air box. Don't let the cat run around, it's easy to get lost.

After raising a cat, there is no such thing as waking up naturally. Cats themselves attach great importance to sleep. They spend a lot of time sleeping every day, but they don't care about your sleep

Want to wake up naturally on weekends? Unless I die! Your kitten will definitely jump on you and tell you: I am your alarm clock. It's time to get up and feed me, dear.

I believe many shovel officers have been awakened by cats in various ways. Kitten, whether you jumped to 3 am or rushed to 2 am yesterday, you didn't give food. Is the shovel officer lawless?

A shovel officer with this kind of trouble recommends that you buy an automatic feeding machine. Whenever you want to sleep late, set the time in advance and feed your little greedy cat automatically. This is definitely a good invention of China, giving the shovel officer a weekend to sleep in.

4. Cats should always prove that their leisure time is more important than mobile phones and computers before raising cats, playing mobile phones, watching TV, playing games and chasing dramas; In my spare time after owning a cat, I was rubbed by the devil when playing mobile phone, playing computer, watching TV and sitting on the keyboard while playing games.

The kitten always seems to prove that it is more important than the square box in your hand, the square box in front of you and the small square under your hand.

The enchanting monsters don't care whether you just started a game or caught up with the plot at the critical moment. As long as they find that your attention is not on them, they will compete for favor at the first time.

5. Don't wear black for cats. Anyone who has ever owned a cat knows that unless there is a black cat at home, cat hair will definitely stick to him. Similarly, if you have a black cat, wearing a light color will have the same effect.

Before raising a cat, you can put on your favorite clothes, coats, pants and shoes to go out. After raising a cat, do you think you can go out with clothes on? You also forgot the most important step, hair removal.