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I'll talk about classics when I have money.

When I became rich, classic conversations included:

1. When I have money, I must use two pieces of paper to shit.

When I have money, I will buy two lollipops, one for you to see and the other for you to eat.

When I have money, I will buy two swimming pools, one for washing my face and the other for washing my feet.

When I have money, I will also build a narrow path at the gate of our school to go to our home.

When I have money, I will go to the mobile building to buy Unicom cards every day!

6. When I have money, I will send you two short messages, asking you to save one and delete one.

7. When I have money, I will buy a building and let you be an elevator.

8. When I get rich, I must live in seclusion in a beautiful place.

9. When I am rich, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital.

10, I want to buy two lollipops when I have money. One you watch me eat, the other you throw away for you to eat.