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Tell me something interesting about your tanning.

1. Don't think that just because you are tanned can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

2. After taking a shower, I looked at my arms and big white legs that had been sunburned three times, and suddenly I felt sick and distressed for three seconds.

3. I'm better off if everyone else basks in objects, food and travel. On this sunny day? Get sunburned

The sun lets you tan your parents' hair, not me.

5. I have a husband, a wife, a baby, a car, a ring, fun and delicious food ... I just want to say silently ... anything, don't get tanned.

Nothing new can move us in this season without moral integrity. The only thing we have to do is not to tan ourselves, because the sun is too hot.

7. Men, women and children are afraid of the sun, so I am not afraid of the sun. Suntan makes me thin. What a beautiful day … it's suitable for …

8. I can't get the sun all year round, so I cherish the sunshine in summer. As long as the face is not tanned, it doesn't matter what the skin color is, just wear a hat to cover your face.

9. I would rather die of heat than get a tan. When will the day of driving practice end?

10. When you are sad, you walk a lot to tan yourself, and then you will try your best to make yourself come back for nothing, and there is no time to think about anything else.

1 1. Military training not only tanned our skin, but also honed our will! The students shed blood and sweat without tears, and they didn't fall behind. ..

12. Don't worry about sunbathing. Maybe if you get a tan, no one will call you an idiot

13. since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking wine.

14. As an Asian, the skin color difference is too obvious. This is my tanned foot.

15. Military training the day after tomorrow. Will I get a tan?

16. I swear every summer not to get tanned the next summer, but every summer I get tanned like an African, so angry, but I still try to keep smiling.

17. My sister came back from the seaside and got a tan to set off my beauty. I was moved.

18. It's often like this: you get fat before winter, and you get tanned before summer.

19. Because of tanning, you can use this long-abandoned color number ~ it's really fate!

20. People, don't buy clothes crazily just because you are thin, and you will experience secondary injuries if you get tanned and fat.

2 1. I'd rather die of heat than get a tan. When does the day of driving practice end?

22. Men who exercise to lose weight are not afraid of tanning or being chased by dogs. They don't have a big aunt, they are not afraid of getting smaller breasts, increasing muscle mass, and their basal metabolism is higher than that of women. So why are men fat?

23. Suntanned in summer is also a kind of happiness! I'm still so white ~ it proves that I've been at work and I haven't gone anywhere. .............

24. It seems that junior high school students have to go on a diet for a few days to have a party. Kong Zhen, I am so tanned now, and I don't want to see anyone cry.

25. Sorry, I really forgot that I got a tan. I don't have a suitable nude color, so I can only keep it for the winter.

26. More than 20,000 steps of tanning twice. If you have to say anything, there is only one word: there are too many people, don't go!

27. After beginning of autumn, the weather is still very hot. Think about the suspenders and tube tops in the closet, and then look at the skin color that has been sunburned several times. I can only sigh. It seems that we can only wait until next spring ...

28. I feel like I'm going to be tanned by the big sun. Riding a bike to climb a mountain is really tiring. It's time to buy a small electric car.

29. The holiday balance is insufficient. 1 1 go out to play, get tanned and get fat. Originally, the skin was not white, but now it is darker. Fortunately, I have a whitening method to make me white. Ha ha ha ha.

30. It is difficult for young people not to learn to drive, but it is sad for old people to get a tan.